5Britain's Next Top Auror Casting shows. The bane of my existence. Who the ** was the idiot who thought up the idea of casting for Britain's Next Top-Auror? With me, Harry Potter, as the judge? (very liberal with Events of HBP and DH)
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, 11/28/2012, Harry P.
124 The Talk - Shinobi Version » Team 7 has reached an age where it is time for The Talk. The 'how's have already been covered at the academy – now it is time to get into the 'why's. Despite the humor, a serious fic
Naruto, M, English, Angst & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 25k+, favs: 541, follows: 312, updated: 11/6/2012 published: 2/10/2010, Kakashi H.
30 The Fourth Matrix » On the search for the Allspark, it takes Bumblebee about 500 years longer to find earth. It is a very desolate planet he finds.
Transformers/Beast Wars & Matrix, T, English, Suspense, chapters: 2, words: 18k+, favs: 97, follows: 104, updated: 10/26/2012 published: 10/5/2012, Bumblebee
1 Bound G1-ish, movie-ish world. Sometimes, Mirage has trouble with what he has become. Sometimes, Jazz helps him adjust. Sometimes, being bound is freeing. Spark, p'n'p, bondage
Transformers/Beast Wars, M, English, words: 7k+, favs: 10, follows: 3, 6/23/2012, Mirage, Jazz
12 The Great Purge Methos learns that a race he had thought extinct might not be as extinct. However, there are strange circumstances surrounding their encounter...
Highlander & Inuyasha, T, English, Supernatural, words: 7k+, favs: 69, follows: 13, 5/24/2012, Methos, Sesshōmaru
7 Rise of the Snake Iruka gets dragged into a surreal experience by Gai, Kakashi and Yamato. It involves a lot of nakedness, but not much sex. Or maybe it is all about sex? M/M
Naruto, M, English, Spiritual & Humor, words: 11k+, favs: 34, follows: 10, 3/25/2012, Iruka U., Gai M.
44Perspectives » Various oneshots in response to prompts from non-kink memes. Ranging from angst to fluff to humor and friendship, from G- to R-rated, from Aburame to Zabuza. Check individual stories for summaries.
Naruto, M, English, chapters: 36, words: 34k+, favs: 25, follows: 17, updated: 12/27/2011 published: 11/21/2010
18 Waking Sequel to 'Dreaming'. Kakashi's recurring dream takes up more and more of his life. And he doesn't know whether to be grateful for it.
Naruto, T, English, Angst, words: 6k+, favs: 55, follows: 15, 6/8/2011, Kakashi H.
134 Hiking Vacation » Alex is conned into a hiking vacation in the Brecon Beacons National Park. And for once, the trouble that finds him has nothing whatsoever to do with his secret occupation as Super Spy – merely a horrendously bad streak of luck.
Alex Rider, K+, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 15k+, favs: 437, follows: 238, updated: 6/2/2011 published: 12/11/2009, Alex R./Cub
13 Birth of a Ghost What happened in the time between Sai killing himself, and Sai becoming a ghost that remained on earth for centuries? A Bleach-ed explanation.
Hikaru no Go & Bleach, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 4k+, favs: 28, follows: 6, 5/28/2011, Hikaru S., J. Ukitake
46Bleachymon » Ichigo wakes up in an unknown location. The more he discovers, the more he realizes this can only be a hallucination from his cracked subconscious: he's caught in a place where his childhood trauma of Pokemon has changed the world into something horrible!
Bleach, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 68, follows: 53, updated: 5/26/2011 published: 3/30/2010, Ichigo K.
8 Happy Valentine Ibiki's headache-inducing day doing paperwork down in the depths of ANBU HQ is... brightened... by someone reminding him it's Valentine's Day.
Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 949, favs: 18, follows: 5, 2/14/2011, Anko M., Ibiki M.
13イルカの日本語 Iruka no Nihongo Iruka has stumbled across a strange language: Japanese. To his surprise, studying it helps him discover quite a few things that make it much easier getting along in the ninja world.
Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 20, follows: 11, 12/1/2010, Iruka U.
67 Forgotten Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 527, follows: 99, 10/22/2010, Kakashi H.
23 Dreaming Kakashi has a strange recurring dream. And it makes him brush the edges of sanity. Maybe it even takes him beyond. Or maybe he is already on the beyond? Oneshot
Naruto, T, English, Mystery & Suspense, words: 4k+, favs: 95, follows: 17, 9/23/2010, Kakashi H.
16 Grandfathers and Grandsons Hikaru gets to witness the not very tearful reunion of a grandfather with his grandson in the entrance hall of the Nihon Kiin. Coincidentally, he is also the cause for said reunion.
Yu Yu Hakusho & Hikaru no Go, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 124, follows: 14, 8/15/2010, Hikaru S.
83 Fatherhood » Snape and Harry have an unsettling conversation about their relationship and fatherhood and why male pregnacy is not supposed to work. An ever-growing collection of humorous one-shots targeting fanfiction cliches.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 10k+, favs: 108, follows: 59, updated: 2/16/2010 published: 6/26/2007, Harry P., Severus S.
23Tales of AlmostNinja » What would someone think of the whole ninja-business if they failed where others succeeded? Different one-shots from different perspectives.
Naruto, T, English, Tragedy, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 46, follows: 44, updated: 2/15/2010 published: 11/22/2008
19 In the Name of the Ministry of Magic Cornelius Fudge, ex-Minister of Magic, stumbles upon a Seigaku tennis match and, as usual, manages to make a fool of himself. Oneshot.
Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 116, follows: 15, 12/20/2009, C. Fudge, Fuji S.
32 The Life and Death of Mary Sue Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot
Naruto, T, English, Adventure, words: 13k+, favs: 123, follows: 29, 12/19/2009