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Joined Nov '11

Hola! Me Llamo Natalia tengo 14 años. Vivo en México...

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Things to do When Bored in a Store

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Find a little kid, give him a box of condoms, and tell him to go ask his mommy to buy them.

SING A NEW GAME

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? burning desire

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? young and beautiful

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? blue velvet

4. WHAT IS 22? lonely hearts club

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? demons

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? power and control (oh god this is soooo wrong)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? i never told you

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?a white demon love song

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? brave

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? off to the races

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? without you

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? dark paradise

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?diet mountain dew

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? million dollar man

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?lolita

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? carmen

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? video games

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?cola

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? gold

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? buy the stars

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? the violet hour

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? we cant stop

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?ride

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? radioactive

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? persuit of happiness

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? lies


Snow Me This Tributes :

https:///photos/113619881279172866772/albums/5755234753718050529/5755234755923780162

and

https:///photos/113619881279172866772/albums/5755234753718050529/5755234781266974802

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