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1The Nonhumans' Holiday With so many humans in costume, Halloween is the perfect time for nonhuman residents of Metrocity to come out and mingle with the populace. And crashing the Scotts' annual costume party is the perfect time for Megamind to get into the mansion for a little covert safe-cracking. For @Alec's-Art on Discord, as part of @generalwoundwort's Secret Santa fic/art exchange.
Megamind, K, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 2/20/2020
4 Roxanne's Cracker Barrel Arson AU inspired by Setepenre-Set's story Safe If We Stand Close Together, where Roxanne and Megamind are childhood friends, and by a prompt on Tumblr.
Megamind, K, English, Crime & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 4, 4/14/2018, Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Warden
2 Coronation Day A very short prequel to Overlord Again. In the aftermath of the zombie uprising, Megamind regains his old title, this time at the behest of the citizens. Originally written for t-umblr-mind's September 2017 'Royalty' theme. Cover image by super-fensy on Tumblr; used with permission.
Megamind, K, English, Family, words: 668, favs: 10, follows: 2, 12/9/2017, [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Brainbots
38Truce » This story was inspired by the first chapter of "Code: Safeword" by Setepenre-Set", an AU in which Megamind kidnaps Roxanne Ritchi, as in the movie, but then she seduces him and the rest of the movie never happens. This starts out with the same idea, but is told (mostly) from Metro Man's point of view. Warning: crimes including murder and child prostitution.
Megamind, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 19k+, favs: 33, follows: 33, updated: 2/6/2017 published: 11/29/2016, [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion
4 For Heroes, the Rules Can Bend Post-movie. Megamind fights bullying and corporate corruption in his own, not necessarily law-abiding way. There is a bullying scene at the beginning. One-shot.
Megamind, K+, English, Crime, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 6, 3/21/2016, Megamind, OC
13 The Glove Thing » Dating Megamind, dealing with her family's issues, Roxanne is the one with the angst this time. Post-movie. This story was originally posted to the megamind movie LiveJournal community in March of 2011. I'm reposting here because redundancy is good, plus the system for accessing old stuff here is much better than LJ's. Doing a little editing while I'm at it.
Megamind, K+, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 38, follows: 7, updated: 3/9/2015 published: 3/16/2014, Megamind, Roxanne R., OC
2 TLK & TOL Placeholder So my two long Megamind fics, The Overlord's Lady and The Last Kidnapping, are both mostly rated T, but they have some M bits in them. (Also some short ones that are mostly or entirely M.) Because of the M rating, they won't show up on the community list. To see them, you have to search for them. When I was new, I didn't know this, so I'm putting this out there for you newbies.
Megamind, K, English, words: 83, 3/4/2015
6 Bernard Sues Post-movie. Bernard takes legal action against the city's blue hero. Rated T for language.
Megamind, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 17, follows: 6, 1/5/2015, Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion, Bernard
30The Last Kidnapping » AU: The Master of All Villainy and his henchfish get a message from a group of fellow survivors of the destruction of their homeworld, inviting them to leave Earth and join a colony. But can Megamind just leave Roxanne behind? And what about their fellow alien, Metro Man? Warnings: sexytimes, nudity, cuss words.
Megamind, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 16, words: 47k+, favs: 49, follows: 34, updated: 9/28/2014 published: 3/17/2014, Megamind, Roxanne R., Metro Man, Minion
3Infusion » Wayne Scott, by faking his death, perpetrated a massive public fraud and the city's new hero is powerless to bring him to justice. So Roxanne will have to do it. Rated M for sex and language. TW: involuntary body transformations.
Megamind, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 4/29/2014, Megamind, Metro Man, Roxanne R., Minion
2 A Close Encounter Even as Music Man, Wayne Scott feels a need to keep his alien nature as hidden as possible while still getting his, ahem, other needs met. Told from an OC point of view. Rated MA for sexytimes.
Megamind, M, English, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 4/27/2014
5 Electrons At the end of "The Glove Thing," Megamind and Roxanne made a date. This is how that date went. Rated MA for sex.
Megamind, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 41, follows: 12, 4/25/2014, Megamind, Roxanne R.
5 Beating the Heat A wee plotless drabbly sort of snapshot of Megamind and Minion coping with sweltering weather.
Megamind, K, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 306, favs: 6, follows: 1, 4/24/2014, Megamind, Minion
6 The Positioner The Evil Overlord tries to use his skills as an inventor to get himself a good woman. This is kind of my homage to the black-and-white movie era that originated the superhero idea, so it contains some retro attitudes. AU, non-con sexual situation. This is the one I got grief for on LiveJournal because somebody didn't see the NON-CON warning. But it's not as dark as you might think.
Megamind, M, English, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 3, 4/23/2014, Megamind, Roxanne R., Brainbots, Minion
4 Corrupting Influence Tiny one-shot set just after the movie. Will the relationship between Roxanne and Megamind be entirely a matter of her leading him over to the side of good, or will there also be a little bit of influence in the other direction?
Megamind, K, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 387, favs: 15, follows: 4, 4/21/2014, Megamind, Roxanne R.
3 The Mantis Method Metro Woman can't get laid without killing her partner. Maybe her brilliant blue nemesis can help. Pre-movie, partial gender-bend, tents. Rated MA for sex. Also, there's a very long crime-fighting sequence leading up to the lovin'.
Megamind, M, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 4k+, favs: 17, follows: 5, 4/16/2014, Megamind, Metro Man, Minion
6 Where He Came From After Megamind becomes Overlord, the inmates of the Metro City Prison for the Criminally Gifted wonder: will he remember them? One-shot, rated T because prisoners cuss a lot.
Megamind, T, English, Friendship & Crime, words: 1k+, favs: 33, follows: 11, 4/15/2014, Megamind, Minion, Brainbots, Warden
6 Origins of the Paired Peoples Minion tells the story of how his people and Megamind's came together. It's what he learned on their home planet, taught young Megamind when they were kids in the prison, then later told Roxanne. Eventually he was filmed telling it and the video played on a continuous loop at the museum. Rated K for mention of genocide.
Megamind, K+, English, Family & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 5, 4/14/2014, Minion
6 The Assassin Very short story of an incident of danger in the Megamind household. TW: threat to children.
Megamind, T, English, Suspense, words: 606, favs: 13, follows: 2, 4/4/2014, Roxanne R., OC, Brainbots
5Earth's Last Child In this AU, baby Roxanne is the last survivor of the destruction of Earth. There's actually very little there about her as a baby; it skips pretty quickly to her adolescence and young adulthood. Characters include Megamind's father.
Megamind, T, English, Adventure & Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 12, follows: 18, 4/3/2014, Roxanne R., Megamind, Minion, Metro Man
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