Name: Let's keep it at Malora. Whoever knows where that name is from is awesome. And you should PM me.
Gender: Female
Age: 14
Personality: I'm a really sarcastic person. I'm pretty negative about...well...everything. I'm REALLY lazy. And i'm a real smart-ass.
Things about me: I don't really like people. I'm really aggressive. I'm uber stubborn. I really love to read. Especially smut. I know, i'm a fucked up 14 teen year old. I love reading and watching hardcore yaoi. Again, fucked up. I like water. I love the way it feels and looks. I'm a weird person. I hate oh, so many things. And i LOVE music. I don't think i'll ever love something more then i love music.
Type of music i'm into: Indie, Alternative, Punk-Rock, Punk-Pop.
Song I'm currently obsessed about: Rolling In The Deep. BUT BY GO RADIO! Not Adele.
Appearance: My hair is sorta' long. It's dark brown, so it looks black. I have bangs that go to the left. Sometimes they cover my eye, witch annoys the crap out of me. I'm tan, i guess. I have dark brown eyes, witch again make them look black. And I wear glasses that make me look like a nerd (which i kind of am)
Top 5 favorite bands: My Chemical Romance. Nevershoutnever. Panic! At the Disco. Paramore. And Now Now Every children.
Top 5 favorite movies: Spirited Away. Howl's Moving Castle. Ponyo. Corpse Bride. And Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. (And yes, i do love Hayao Miyazaki and Tim Burton. Two favorite directors.)
Top 5 favorite video games: Every Street Fighter, every Marvel Vs Capcom game, Mortal Kombat Vs DC Universe, all Mortal Kombat games, and Street Fighter X Tekken.
Things i like to do: I like to read, listen to music, play the piano and clarinet, watch TV, blog, and play video games.
And I hate stereotypes (and yes the bold ones apply to me. Thats why i hate them) :
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I don't do that anymore.)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. ( I kinda' am)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (I do.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Wear it ALL THE TIME.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I'm a girl...)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Which i don't understand how. I slack off A LOT)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (I use to be.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I just feel more comfortable with guys)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (I'm bi)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (I kinda' am crazy. But in a good way...i think.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. (I don't steel anymore.)
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (Not true. I tend to have a fetish for nerds)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (You'd be surprised how many ugly people i see)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (It tends to burn my eyes. And make my head hurt. Idk why.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I kinda' do)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (LOVE COMICS)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Too lazy for that. Seems like too much work)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'm really strong. Well, i assume that by the bruises i leave on people)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I do like blood. I rip the skin off my fingers and lick the blood a lot.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I don't LIKE reading. I LOVE it.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I just disagree with it because they're dumbass' and make some of the stupidest choices EVER.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a YAOI FAN BOY, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a YURI FAN GIRL, so I MUST be a LESBIAN. (I'm bi. There is a HUGE difference.)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I like MUSIC IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE better than English music, so I MUST be retarded and/or crazy.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life. (I only drink when there is nothing else to do.)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (No comment :P)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.
I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic. (I can't help being skinny)
I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.
I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.
I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.
I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO. (Don't you dare call me the 'E' word or will fucking kill you. And then go cry that you called me that. -_-)
I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.
I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues. ( I LOVE to cuss!)
I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID. (Smarter than most kids at my school)
I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.
I shop at ABERCROMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.
I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.
I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.
I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.
I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.
I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY. (Skinny jeans are all i wear.)
I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER. (VANS!!! :DDDD)
I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK. (CONVERSE!! :DD)
I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.
I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC. (I'm not bulimic. It's just that eating is a challenge because if i eat even a little to much, i throw it ALL up. But i don't do it on purpose, so i'm not bulimic.)
I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.
I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.
I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets. (Not true AT ALL.)
I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past. (I can't help it. Old shows are the best!)
I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY. (Rainbows are fucking awesome!)
I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything. (Only if it seems like fun. And if it isn't to far from my room. Because once an item is more than five feet away, it seems unnecessary.)
I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST drink MILK.
I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.
I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.
I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.
I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.
I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.
I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser. (I slammed by hands on the keyboard and moved them around crazily. And that's how i wrote the Twilight books.)
I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD. (Not Twilight ones though -_-)
I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.
I hate my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.
I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.
I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.
I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I have A LOT of CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE. (I tend to fall for someone easily)
I love CHOCOLATE and SWEETS, so I MUST be a FAT.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I will admit, i am a grammar Nazi.)
You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" "RussUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map. (Never!!)
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face. (:) I just can't.)
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats (But cats are still amazing)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (though,idk why)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box. (Still do)
Played with Hot-wheels cars as a kid. (I use to make them crash into each other. :D)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Not anymore. These are lame now. Nothing like the originals!)
Gory movies are cool. (Heeeelllzzzz YEAH!)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Peoples opinions don't matter to me. And insults don't affect me. Because insults in retrospect are like moths to me, they're annoying, but completely harmless. Even if i do have a fear of moths)
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (XD Yes!)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick. (Never)
You love to shop. (Nope)
You wear eyeliner. (Nope!)
You wear the color pink. ( I HATE that color)
You go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (Black is my favorite tone. And yes, black is a 'tone'. NOT a 'color'.)
You like hanging out at the mall. (Sometimes. But that's only to make fun of people.)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I haven't worn a skirt in 6 years. And i don't plan on wearing one soon)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (WHAT!? WHAT KIND OF SICK HUMAN BEING DOESN'T LIKE THAT MOVIE!!)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. ( I like showers :D But I don't do that "make-up" part. -_-)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Yes! And they're all Vans, Converse, or Allstars. XD)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (Hellz yeah! But i usually only watch horror movies!)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
Total: 4/24. Wow! That does not surprise me. I'm more of a boy anyways. XD
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