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Growing up doesn't exactly come with a handbook. This is a lesson Peter learns the hard way. But at least he has Ned and MJ to help him figure it out. Or try to. Or the one where Peter, Ned, and MJ make it to college and realize life on their own isn't as easy as their parents made it seem.Avengers, T, English, words: 5k+, favs: 19, follows: 10, 1/5/2021, Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Ned, Michelle J./MJ
14 Monkey See, Monkey Don't Do
People keep warning Peter that he needs to make good decisions, that he doesn't need to repeat Tony's mistakes. But what happens when Peter isn't the one repeating those mistakes? Or Peter thinks he's doing a pretty good job with the whole self-care thing. It's Tony everyone needs to be worried about.Avengers, K+, English, words: 26k+, favs: 54, follows: 21, 12/25/2020, Iron Man/Tony S., War Machine/James R., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Ned
3 I Was Over in the Bronx!
Most people can be reasoned with. Then there's J. Jonah Jameson. Peter learned a long time ago not to try and reason with that idiot. Or an MCU take on John Mulaney's "I was over on the bench!" bit... Spider-Man style Part 2 of The Mulaney ParadigmAvengers, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 19, follows: 9, 3/14/2020, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
5 Too Big Too Fast
Tony and Peter are both certifiable geniuses. Surely they can make a Happy Birthday sign. How hard can it be? Part 1: The Mulaney ParadigmAvengers, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 21, follows: 14, 3/8/2020
19 An Exercise in Learning
Tony Stark is a lot of things. A genius, superhero, inventor, smartass...but a parent isn't one of them. So how was he to know what to do with a sick teenager a thousand miles from home? Or the one where Peter gets all phlegmy and Tony learns there's more to taking care of the kid than just building fancy suits.Avengers, K, English, words: 12k+, favs: 145, follows: 42, 2/14/2020, Iron Man/Tony S., War Machine/James R., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Happy Hogan
15 Price of Admission »
A simple discussion about the future after graduation has Peter realizing he needs new friends. Or MJ and Ned discuss alternative revenue sources and Peter wishes he would die.Avengers, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 70, follows: 38, updated: 1/28/2020 published: 1/22/2020, Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Ned, Michelle J./MJ
20 quid pro quo
Peter and Ned need a favor, Tony has an idea, and Pepper needs a vacation. Or the one where Peter somehow ends up working as an actual intern and they all get more than they bargained for in the process.Avengers, K, English, words: 8k+, favs: 268, follows: 92, 1/16/2020, Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
11D as in Double
Peter just wanted a simple, romantic-ish date with MJ. The universe had other plans. Or the one where nothing goes as planned, a disaster in the making turns into a double date, and MJ gets super competitive. Peter just thinks it's cute.Avengers, K, English, words: 9k+, favs: 81, follows: 33, 12/17/2019, Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Michelle J./MJ
4 Life is Like a Nickleback Song
Life is full of momentous occasions. May likes to document them with pictures. Peter wishes she wouldn't. Tony's glad she does.Avengers, K, English, words: 3k+, favs: 51, follows: 25, 10/4/2019, Spider-Man/Peter Parker, May P., Michelle J./MJ
16 Happy-ly Never After
Apparently Happy and May are dating now. Peter is totally cool with this. Seriously. Or he would be if everyone would stop reminding him about it.Avengers, K+, English, words: 17k+, favs: 97, follows: 28, 9/7/2019, Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, May P., Happy Hogan
14Karma is a Universal Constant
Tony was fully aware that he had to answer for all of his actions. He just didn't realize the Universe was keeping tabs. or the one where Peter gets some much needed payback.Avengers, K, English, words: 2k+, favs: 103, follows: 40, 8/8/2019
71 Cause and Effect »
There was a gas attack in Midtown. It was scary, but everyone was fine. No big deal, nothing to worry about. At least not until Peter started losing track of reality. Or the one where Peter just wants things to be normal, but he's pretty sure he's losing his mind. And trying to help him is going to cause Tony to lose his.Avengers, K+, English, chapters: 6, words: 52k+, favs: 193, follows: 103, updated: 7/31/2019 published: 7/25/2019, Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, May P.
10 Hey Loser! Catch!
It had to happen eventually. Peter finally meets the Hulk. Too bad everyone else is gone when it finally happens. There's a spider mutated teen who's just trying his best, a clearly unimpressed Hulk who doesn't have time for teenage drama, and gratuitous misuse of Captain America's shield.Avengers, K, English, words: 10k+, favs: 184, follows: 52, 6/15/2019, Hulk/Bruce B., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
10 Repeat After Me: I Will Not Do Anything Stupid
What's a fledgling super hero to do when he can't find his backup web shooters? Or Peter temporarily "loses" his suit, so Tony improvises. Also, Peter and Ned are nerds, Happy doesn't get paid enough, and none of them deserve MJ. She blesses them with her presence anyway.Avengers, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 61, follows: 21, 5/8/2019, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
13 Technicalities and Other Things that can Suck It
Tony Stark is throwing a temper tantrum and disguising it as a baking frenzy. Peter is sick of people treating him like a kid, and ignoring all the good he's done just so they can focus on the bad. Or the one where everyone yells at each other and Tony tries to make it better with a cupcake.Avengers, K+, English, words: 13k+, favs: 114, follows: 42, 4/22/2019, Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker
11 Is He Kevin Bacon?
Peter meets the Guardians. Again. four little snippets.Avengers, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 92, follows: 34, 9/26/2018, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
32 Cinnamon Rolls and Other Tooth Rotting Things
Peter befriends Bucky, because why not? Tony needs coffee.Avengers, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 450, follows: 133, 6/29/2018, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
19 Reality is a Drama Queen
House fires happen all the time, right? That's normal? What about superheroes coming to the rescue, is that normal too? Or the Parker's building catches fire and May get to meet more of the Avengers.Avengers, K+, English, Angst & Family, words: 7k+, favs: 302, follows: 79, 6/29/2018, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, May P.
31 It's Called Science, Peter Look it up
Everyone wants to know how Peter's new Spidey-sense works. Peter just wants everyone to stop poking him with pointy things.Avengers, K, English, words: 4k+, favs: 505, follows: 161, 6/29/2018, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Spider-Man/Peter Parker, May P.
17 I think I'm Losing my Religion
Growing up didn't mean you made less mistakes, it just meant you were more aware of them. And it sucked. Or, Spider-Man meets the God of Thunder and occasionally remembers how to smile.Avengers, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 8k+, favs: 226, follows: 63, 6/29/2018, Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Spider-Man/Peter Parker