3Reap THIS! » In this story: Shepard is Shepherd of the VDV, Anderson has a headache, the Council has coffee and the Reapers are ripped a new one. A parody of the many things I found illogical in Mass Effect proper, done up in my classic style of satire, thought and laughs. Enjoy!
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 15, follows: 17, updated: 2/21/2015 published: 1/2/2015, Shepard, D. Anderson, Harbinger, Sovereign
53Off Course » The Galaxy is knocked off course by some cosmic shift, and the Jedi Order take a more proactive stance than we have come to recognize. Schemes are concocted, decisions are reached, and more logical outcomes result from the events of SW:TCW:S5. My long-requested fixfic, starring exile, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, half-a-Maul, and Palpatine. Cameos by Angry Anakin, Alderaan and big explosions!
Star Wars, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 26k+, favs: 61, follows: 68, updated: 1/13/2015 published: 11/2/2014, Ahsoka T., Obi-Wan K., Yoda, E. Palpatine
2 Yub Yub Major! Concerning identical mercenaries, grizzled majors, jaunty scoundrels and fed-up Councillors. An SWTOR parody with inspiration from Lieutenant Kedge, containing copious violence and a logic wreaking-ball.
Star Wars, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 10/27/2014, Smuggler, Jedi C., Trooper, Jedi K.
11 Mistype An ignominious end to a millennium of planning and conspiracy, which, as so often happens, comes at the hand of one of it's own. A short little piece to get me back in the swing of things with a poke at my usual target, Palpatine.
Star Wars, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 10/24/2014
11Young Jedi I: Beginner's Luck » Certain lessons cannot be tought, they can only be experienced. To that end - and to many others shrowded by agendas sinister and not - a man out of place by any reckoning steps onto the Jedi Path. He has but six years before the War, and nine before the Dark Times, before the Empire. He must prepare... Chapter 19: Of overkill, infiltration, and the usual end to any action scene.
Star Wars, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 21, words: 87k+, favs: 22, follows: 24, updated: 4/28/2014 published: 5/16/2012, Obi-Wan K., OC, Pellaeon
2 Rabble The real story of the Starship Ghost and her crew, combining cynicism and humour somewhat more subtle than my norm. Do enjoy!
Star Wars, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 3/3/2014, Finn, Poe D., Captain Phasma, General Hux
12 Dooku Had A Lot Of Droids Written on a dare that stated the impossibility of making a parody out of nursery rhymes, I bring you a 174-word summarizationg of the events of the Clone Wars and the Revenge of the Sith, set to the tune of "Mary Had a Little Lamb". Be warned, you will never look at that little song the same way again... well, you might, but I certainly can't. :-)
Star Wars, K, English, Poetry & Parody, words: 186, favs: 13, follows: 2, 2/10/2014, Count Dooku, General Grievous, E. Palpatine, Anakin Skywalker
4 Far Over the Sandy Dunes of Home As a fan of Tolkien's work, how could I forego the opportunity to re-write "Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold". This here ballad focuses on a re-telling of 'A New Hope', from the perspective of one Skywalker.
Star Wars, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 621, favs: 5, 1/7/2014, Luke S., Han S.
2 Jedi, Wise Words and Blue Ghostly Air A country-style song for those Jedi Spirits with no sage advise to offer to the younger generation.
Star Wars, K+, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 314, favs: 2, 12/6/2013
8 Be Prepared To the tune of "Be Prepared" from Hoodwinked, this is a little parody that I hope will bring a smile or laugh to someone's day. ...sung of course, by our favourite Sith.
Star Wars, K, English, Poetry & Parody, words: 316, favs: 3, 11/18/2013, E. Palpatine, Stormtroopers
4 I Have Turned On my Lightsaber You don't seriously think the Galaxy Far Far Away does not have any bedtime rhymes of its own? And 'Twinkle Twinkle' got boring back when Yoda was still a youngling. Thanks to many generations for the tune!
Star Wars, K+, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 300, favs: 7, 8/16/2013, Luke S.
3 To Citadel, CC-645's Poetry Inspired by the Ent's March and the Citadel Challenge on Kamino, this could be a contender to Vode An. Enjoy!
Star Wars, K, English, Poetry, words: 153, 5/24/2013, Stormtroopers
4 Old Darth Palpatine, CC-645's Poetry Another entry in my poetry series, this time depicting our friend Palpatine's evil daydreams to the tune of Tolkien's familiar songs aobout jolly old Tom.
Star Wars, K, English, Poetry & Humor, words: 180, favs: 3, 5/23/2013, E. Palpatine
1 The Really Big Bang and what happened after Move aside you evolutionists! This is what 'really' happened to form the universe as we know it. In this exclusive article, Velocity tells all... Food and drink are strictly prohibited while reading this fic, the author is not liable for any property damage or deaths caused by laughter.
Star Wars, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 3/31/2013
1 Obi's Oops II To break the spell of doom and gloom that has fallen upon us with the S5 finale, I present the sequel to Obi's Oops. Cue further experiences presented through the eyes of General Kenobi as he deals with the problems of iOS - hOS - and deals with Muja Inc once and for all.
Star Wars, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/5/2013, Obi-Wan K.
8 How Far Have We Fallen? A hopefully emotional enough look at Ahsoka's departure from the Temple. This fits into official canon, as well as "What Are We Coming To?"
Star Wars: The Clone Wars, K+, English, Drama & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 23, follows: 2, 3/2/2013, Ahsoka T.
10 What Are We Coming To? » Set between "The Jedi Who Knew To Much", "To Catch A Jedi" and "The Wrong Jedi", this is a short story of Padmé's end of things. Plotless, and my first attempt at something emotional. Enjoy - or don't... Part 2 of 2. Oh, and this can be a precursor to so many fics!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars, K+, English, Drama, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 18, follows: 7, updated: 2/28/2013 published: 2/26/2013, Padme Amidala, Ahsoka T.
1 Floating, Floating Down the Flow To start off "CC-645's Peotry", here is an adaptation of one of Tolkien's rhymes, starring Vader all the way from Mustafar and to the Second Death Star. Use a good dictionary if you don't know why I wrote something or another, then ask me :D
Star Wars, K+, English, Poetry, words: 330, favs: 5, 2/1/2013, Darth Vader
23 Call 1-300 Anakin! » [SPECIAL EDITION CHAPTER] A short story poking fun at Australian TV ads, tradesmen, phone relays, and Anakin's unique talents. Warning: Partially serious - not all humour. Sort of a backstory/tie-in for "Get Your Facts Straight". And of course, it's an AU. Written as a compensation for the Great Update Drought.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars, K+, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 9k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, updated: 1/24/2013 published: 12/1/2012, Anakin S.
1 Haunted Haunts This story is quite old, maybe I put it up out of season, but how cares! In this one-shot, Anakin, Darra, Tru and Ferus crack jokes, have an incounter with the otherworldly, and save the Galaxy, as all good Jedi must.
Star Wars, K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/18/2013, Anakin Skywalker, Ferus O.
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