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Biography
Joined Dec '11

Names: Well, you can call me(K) Kasha or K and her(N.R) ...N.R. or Other. She doesn't like anything else.

Gender: we are female

likes: many things

dislikes: again, many things

religion:Christian

Appearance: (K) I'm 5'9 long brown(now purple) hair, size six in clothing, I'm usually the more energetic of the two of us(pluskidswhentheywantto), I'm told I'm actually pretty quiet at first and have this smallish smile constantly on my face that people have related to Russia(from hetalia) that scares the hell out of people and usually is the reason half of the friends I have now didn't talk to me again until I called them first. Aside from my Russia smile people keep keep telling me I have an attractive,sharpish oval face. as for clothes! I am almost always wearing a really long baggy gray jacket with usually a red or green shirt underneath (I have extreme sensitivity to heat), green, almost catstyle glass frames(I can't see worth a shit without them.) Black headphones covering my ears with my multi gemmed golden earrings sticking out the bottom (barely noticeable through my dark hair) Extremely baggy blue jeans(they fit me fine but the pants are just big) and then average red tennis shoes and red and black bracelet from a missionary trip. I'll put in other's tom. Too tired to do much more or this.

This is N.R., I'm being forced to write this or else I'll have to sleep outside for the next week and I'd rather not deal with the wild raccoons and stray cats that Kasha refuses to stop feeding. I'm 6'0(Too fucking tall for my own likes. It's hard to find men taller than me!) longish black hair(Now red and blue). I'm the lazier one of our friendship relationship to outsiders, except when I'm used to you I'll act as batshit crazy as her, just not as often. Uh, roundish face(mayhaps one day Kasha will put one of our pictures when we were younger up as our profile pic instead of the new chibi her boyfriend drew of her), I don't usually smile, more of a smirk if anything, unless you have food or something. I don't like people in general, so how I got Kasha as a friend is beyond my fuckin comprehension. Yeah, baggy clothes, (I steal them from K most of the time, we're basically the same size) I wear long black sleeved shirts(anything with sleeves really) a black jacket that she got for me(Val has a white one, if only so Kasha can use the toner joke), when I'm out in public I wear a, mask, a functional predator mask that I can easily take off if we go eating. [It has slight modifications of course! Cops didn't like me when I first moved here. But now they all wave and smile at me happily! I'd smile back but, mask. I use it for breathing purposes, asthma. An old friend whose good at making functional things like that gave it to me, along with a few other different types of masks from shows I liked, before I moved. Best parting gifts ever.] and... what else? Oh purple shoes like hers, and multiple necklaces, and large purple stud earrings. I'm done.

Unnecessary information!: i am dislectsic, antisocial, easily distracted, i also have some sleeping disorder i cant remember the name of that makes me need to sleep 12 hours a day(or some amount relative to that) and N.R has aspergers.(and a few others I can't remember) We take care of two children (not lesbians. They're mine, she just lives with us and steals my food) an older brother and younger sister named Eric and Val.

Me and N.R tend to do random switches sometimes so if we've constantly review on your story and it seems our places have switched don't worry, it's just us being idiots.

Well, lets see here, i am a fan of Star Wars, Death Note, Wolf's Rain, Farscape, Shugo Chara, Naruto, OHSHC, hetalia, homestuck, (nearly) any generation of transformers. My little girl is writing a fanfiction about the new RiD2015 one and is making me draw pictures for it! She'll be a novelist one day I'm sure of it! I may or may not post the story as it is as she writes it. I'm being careful, last time I let her do so when she was half her age now as an idea and for how she could continue it, she was crushed by the harsh reviews people who didn't even have the balls to log in to leave a message left for her. A small snippet of one was that a 5 yearold could write better shit than her. I'm sorry, but at the time it was plainly written in the summary and in the authors note at the top in bold that she was seven and that the story was just a rough draft written on the spot that she wanted advice on and to see if anyone would be interested in that type of plot. She got cruel flames from duchebags instead. She was so crushed when we went to check it out two days later she stopped writing the cute little notes shed write to us all. She refused to go anywhere near her language arts books because they actually got somewhere. She went back to writing a few months after and everything went back to normal but after she had been more nervous to showing me her dream journal(my idea and inspiration to the few stories I had written down in my old comp. that died two years ago. My it rest in pieces) and ideas for plots she gets that she writes down while she's watching TV or movies. *breath* sorry. Rant over. Still makes me pissed. Oh and Eric has his own account on both ff and fictionpress. We dont ask.

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stuff from other peeps page:(yes i know there are repeats in here. II'm just too lazy to do anything about it)

Star Wars Name: (first three letters of your last name first two letters of your first name last three letters of your mom's maiden name) Stegalio

Lots of quotes below...

“The fact is, they have to do their job. I may not support the war, but I support them no matter what - they're following orders.”

“If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, because a heart can be broken, a circle goes on forever.”

Dream and give yourself permission to envision a You that you choose to be.
Joy Page

All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
T. E. Lawrence

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Erma Bombeck

Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the actions stems the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living.
Anais Nin

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.
Harriet Tubman

Everybody's a dreamer.
John Lithgow

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended.
Abdul Kalam

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams

I am a dreamer. Seriously, I'm living on another planet.
Eva Green

I am accustomed to sleep and in my dreams to imagine the same things that lunatics imagine when awake.
Rene Descartes

I challenge you to be dreamers; I challenge you to be doers and let us make the greatest place in the world even better.
Brian Schweitzer

I close my eyes, then I drift away, into the magic night I softly say. A silent prayer, like dreamers do, then I fall asleep to dream my dreams of you.
Roy Orbison

I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.
Zhuangzi

I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
M. C. Escher

I have always been amazed at the way an ordinary observer lends so much more credence and attaches so much more importance to waking events than to those occurring in dreams... Man... is above all the plaything of his memory.
Andre Breton

I stand for freedom of expression, doing what you believe in, and going after your dreams.
Madonna Ciccone

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.
Debi Thomas

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Bill Watterson

I was always a dreamer, in childhood especially. People thought I was a little strange.
Charley Pride

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
Tupac Shakur

So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.
Christopher Reeve

The world needs dreamers and the world needs doers. But above all, the world needs dreamers who do.
Sarah Ban Breathnach

The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up.
David Herbert Lawrence

There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?
Robert Kennedy

This is the city of dreamers and time and again it's the place where the greatest dream of all, the American dream, has been tested and has triumphed.
Michael Bloomberg

Those who have compared our life to a dream were right... we were sleeping wake, and waking sleep.
Michel de Montaigne

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
Anatole France

Was it only by dreaming or writing that I could find out what I thought?
Joan Didion

We're all pretty bizarre. Some are just better at showing it.

I don't know what my problem is, but I do know its hard to pronounce.

The pen is mightier than the sword; no-one expects you to attack them with a pen.

I could never find another man like you...Hell, half the time I can't even find where I parked the car.

I once gave up anime; it was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.

You are NOT a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are made of the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

You have the right to swing first. However, if you choose to swing first, any move you make can and will be used as an excuse to beat the shit out of you. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you cannot afford a doctor or are not presently attending a church of your choice, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand what I just told you, Asshole??

After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me, "Well, maybe life isn't for everyone."

Evil Minions; not always as useful as one would hope.

Buckle up!! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I didn't steal anything, but I did rearrange their furniture.

You laugh because I'm a little different; I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives.

Seeing Sasuke making funny faces amuses me greatly.

You can't make a person love you...You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

Slinky Escalator = Everlasting fun.

You know, just once I would like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

I may not look like much, but I'm a pro at pretending to be a ninja.

Beware of women with kunai.

Do Not Disturb: Plotting

Stupid weatherman...Sunny and clear my ass.

"If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw." -Lilo (Lilo and Stitch)

People are like slinkies, basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

When you drink, you get drunk. When you get drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you commit no sin. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

I'm such a REBEL. I leave a message BEFORE the beep.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last minute of it!!

Kids like us should wear WARNINGS.

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us I'm tripping you.

It's shiny and in video game rules, it's important.

I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.

There's two kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth, and those who don't... We call those last people, dinner.

Stalkers are like your best friends. They just hide behind trees more.

It's a good thing I love you 'cause if I didn't, I'd call the men in white coats on you.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

Why would I steel something that doesn't involve money...? Wait, that didn't come out right. What I meant to say was 'why would I steal something at all'. I'm a good girl.

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough." -Colbert

"Don't provoke the lunatic, alright." -Booth (Bones)

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway" -Elbert Hubbard

Careful or you'll end up in my novel.

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. (Unless no one knows that you're responsible for it; then it's probably best to lie low and wait for it to blow over.)

When you lose, don't lose the lesson. (And the lesson is: "Vengeance!")

"The older you get, the sooner it ends."

Insanity is just a word for "eccentric genius"

"i am not insane...i am just looking for the entrance to the kingdom of mayonnaise"

I'm not supposed to make sense! That would defeat the purpose of confusing people!

As I lay in my bed one night, and stare at the stars; I wonder...Where the heck is my ceiling?!

Drive it like you stole it!

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific

We’re not lost. I’m just not quite sure where we are.

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

You have the emotional capacity of this stapler

...not to mention that I went crazy again today.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Yes, of course I'm perfectly civil, but that's only because I choose to direct my anger towards such fruitful pursuits as plotting your untimely and gruesome death.

Have a nice day, now.

"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"A hero has the power to move the world. A true hero has the power to destroy the world but chooses not to despite what the world thinks of them." -Joseph Patrick Lyons

Copy andd paste stuff

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you said something totally random and out of the blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you would stand up for your favourite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Hikaru2009, StarFumu,Bubblepop324

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hunt through people's profiles to find copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

ow why, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love fanfiction friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

36 Ways to annoy Darth Vader

WARNING: These are surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink (Or blue) one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin. 8. Show off your toaster that makes your toast shaped like his mask.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

37: Tell him Ahsoka is still alive and calls him, "Darth Skyguy."

3, 12, 14, 18, 33, 24, 29, 32, 34 and 37 are the best ones!

Words and Phrases of Wisdom

Instructions: Star your favorite phrases with your pen or pencil, memorize them, and then use them as much as possible!

A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.

What doesn't kill me better run pretty fast.

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.

Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?

I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.

Knowledge knows that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There are three kinds of people in this world: Those who learn by reading, those who learn by observation and those who have to test the electric fence for themselves!

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters. If we weren’t meant to pop out our beds, then DON’T!

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

If a pen is mightier than a sword, how come actions speak louder than words?

Everyone has sense, some peoples just isn’t common

When someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad. (Sooo TRUE)

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.

I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look too impressed.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, C & P into your profile and add your name to this list: Yendor Tyfo and Pinksaber13

Parent- "Go to your room!!"

Kid- "The place where my TV, iPod, cell phone, laptop, modem, Xbox 360, Kinect, DVD player and Nintendo DS are? Okay!"

An English professor wrote these words

"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing." Punctuation is everything

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, and that it’s like trying to lick your elbow, copy and paste this onto your profile.

6 Things Humans Can't Do

Lick their elbow

Breath naturally in space

Count correctly

Eat their veggies


On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.

(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

14 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of cocopuffs and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Chocolate song'

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


15.If you start singing "Vode An" whenever someone says brother

16.If you know how to pronounce Vode An and regularly correct people on it,

17.If you find yourself talking to characters in books when you're not reading that book, or when you're bored,

18.If you hate facebook, post this on your profile.

19.If you think chocolate chip cookies are yummy post this on your profile


20. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

21.If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

22.If you're a klutz and proud of it, put this into your profile!

23.98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

24.If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

25.If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

26.If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing your ass off at the mugs.

27.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

29.If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

30.If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wouldnt say i just have one)

31.If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

32.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

33.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, yinyanglover, Silver Curiosity,jadedfox2, Cicada kid, things24, WhiteWolfz100, Liontalon,captainrexbest35, Kashagal

34.if you have had it with people who don't update their stories without putting them up for adoption, copy, paste and add your name:XKhaosXKyuubiX, captainrexbest35,Katgal, Kashagal and Natures Ruler(Well I'm a hypocrite!),

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp.

There is no emotion, there is peace.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.

There is no passion, there is serenity.

There is no chaos, there is harmony.

There is no death, there is the Force.

--The Jedi Code (Well, it looks like the Jedi have an answer to everything!)

"Shoot for the moon - even if you miss you'll land among the stars."

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I'm Bored... If your bored copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should give the poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever hurt yourself on something, got mad at it, hit/kicked it, and hurt yourself even more copy and paste this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isnt for you

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

That which does not kill me had better run damn fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

When in doubt, push random buttons!

If you can't beat the computer at chess, try kickboxing.

When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's something entirely different.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

He who laughs last thinks slowest

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

They couldn't repair your brakes, so they made your horn louder.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I will not follow. If you want to walk besides me, go for it, but don't expect a big reaction...

I don't get even, I get odder.

I have a photographic memory, but it takes a day to develop.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly, if it's worth it.

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Excuse me while I find a container for my joy.

People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.

I think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit the Trix

I have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull'

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run dumbass, run!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn, we screwed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you?

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds off the fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (someone got paid big bucks to write that one)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief!)

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

7. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

8. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

10. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

12.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

13. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

14. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

15. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

16. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

17. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

18. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there- point to a random person- was just about to ask you to dinner."

19. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

20. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

21. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.


I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it.

95 of teens would go into a panic attack if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who would pull up a lawn chair, grab some popcorn and yell JUMP !!


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman), Heidi the Odd(A Lot, not telling...), TheDreamChaser (Raven Roth, Hawk Woman, Wonder Woman, Draco Malfoy) -X-Deyoxis-X- (Sora, Danny Phantom, Ash Ketchum, Robin, Harry Potter) Anisoka28 (Anakin Skywalker, Danny Phantom, Robin)Kashagal(Beast Boy, (young) Boba Fett, Zim, Argit, Stanford, Gunther)

you know your a hillbilly when

1. you have cake for breakfast. =)

need to count to 10 to walk after a party.

are always ready to party.

4. you never brush your hair. =)

like to wear camo.=)

forget to read the numbers befor these.

8. you relize that there is no number 5. =)

9. now you are laghing in your chair.

10. you now know your a hillbily. =)

cool hu you know i love cake its good.

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Pete Wentz
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

yea well im not good w/ these kind o' things so i'll just let u look at stuff

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