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Joined Jan '12

ALSO IMPORTANT NOTE IF U READ MY STORYS: "I HATE THE PIC THINGY 'CAUSE IT HATES ME!"

SO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE PAINT (ITS A COMPUTER APP THINGY) N TELL ME HOW!

Im such a stupid person i figured out how to do it with my kindle fire.

If you are reading this than you still hapen to be alive. Good for you.

Other sites on here: To kill a blonde check out our story its beasty!

I Beta for: ? So Request away

My Betas: MockingJayBirds (she changed her name so ill look it up later) for Revenge Anyone

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride series, Beautiful Creatures, Hunger Games, Gallegher Girls, The talisman Series, The Help, Christie Miller, The Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, The Sweetest Thing

Favorite Foods: Anything with sugar, cotton candy, chinese,

Favorite Animals: Bats

Favorite Music: LMFAO, Rihanna, Kesha, Katy Perry, Black Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Sweedish House Mafia, Adele, Pink, Bowling for soup, all american rejects

Other Favorites: Both: Writing, reading, animals, traveling, beaches, traveling, swimming, dance, volleyball

Favorite Movies: Hunger games, and anything else that isnt inficted in icky romance

Hair Color: brown with blonde highlites and the bottom layer is dyed pink

Eye Color: blue gray

Favorite Color: Pink Black and Sparkles ( i swear to God it IS a color)

Name: Anya

Country: U.S. of A.

Family is Originaly From: Britian, Sweeden , and Germany (yes ik that Brit and US were enimies)

PS Half the stuff i put down for the discription is wrong or could it be TAKE THAT U CREEPY STALKERS! (Didnt lie for sure about the last 2 im proud of my culture.)

Random copy and paste stuff

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (i end up having to delete most of it cause i dont wanna torture people)

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D. (what is it)

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101. ( i dont have that class but does it count to be almost a quater in head of the class)

Ask me out and I'll laugh.

Ask me if I like you as more than a friend and I'll ask, "Are you serious?"

Ask me if I'm dating someone and I'll say, "Yes, my computer. We have a three-year-long relationship. Our anniversary is on Friday."

Ask me if I'm busy this weekend and I'll think it over and say, "Well, I have a date with Ben on Friday. Then Saturday I have a date with Jerry. And on Sunday I have a date with Exercise. Mom set us up after she found out about Ben and Jerry. So, dammit, I guess I'm booked."

Ask me if I want to go to the school dance with you and I'll say, "Sorry, but I already have a date with my T.V."

Why? That's just how I roll. ;)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever snuck on fan fiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, (250!? I've done over 600 in a day...)copy and paste this into your profile

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.

"In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!"

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me. If this saying applies to you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

What sweet little girls are made of: Sunflowers and bows. What awesome little girls are made of: Gun powder and lead. Copy this if you’re awesome.

If you laughed out loud while reading Maximum Ride, copy this onto your profile.

If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you're obsessed with Max Ride to the point where it's not even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Rachel (the first is wrong u gotta look)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Racizzle (??? Tee hee)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Bird

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Marie Peterson

:5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Schurapfe (It is Star Wars)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink) Silver Smothie

7: YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aurfyjo

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Christina Loyd (hm i guess that will do and its even british like my gradma!)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Holly

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): R$ (that is inresting?)

Okay if this isn't sad to you then you may want to go to the doctor because you don't have a heart.

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.

The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night.

The girl then asked the boy to pullover because she wanted to talk.

She told him that her feelings have changed and that it was time to move on.

A silent tear fell down his cheek as he slowly reached in his pocket and passed her a folded note.

At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street.

He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.

Miraculously, the girl survived.

Remembering the note she pulled it out and read it.

"Without your love I would die.", is what the note read.

This girl was my friend and she came to me in tears the moment she read the note.

No, I, inerd123, did not copy and paste this.

This a true story.

And if you have ever been heart broken by somebody add your name to the list, inerd123, Fiona Siona, Zombie Angel

MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Um can i come back to that...

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

no he tried to kill FANG i felt bad for max though

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

you are really going to ask me that i am one of his pissy fang girls so hell yah!

and that is not sarcasm in any way shape or form.

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Ar-y

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Yes its halarious!

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Yes i thought at first it was going to be something else!

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Yes they are like such a cute couple1

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I WOULD HAVE BUT I WAS READING IT ON MY KINDLE WHICH I BROAK BECAUSE OF IT! thank God for warenties :D

9. Who is your favorite character?

Max, FANG, iggy, nudge, gazzy, angel, Dr. Chu, NOT BRIDGID OR LISSA

10. Do you like Jeb?

uhm in what part of the books...

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTH" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

JP aka Captin Obveious

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

it had fax need i say more

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Yup

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Any but Angel and Fang if you pick those your a donkey (i know you know what i mean)

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

gotta be badass or something like romance and i hate your guts at the same time

16.Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

No that would be freak or boss though

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

the voice can be a jackass i think it should be lissa.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

the voice (first thing that came to me)

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Brigid couldnt she have worked with ITEX and gotton killed i will take any way shape or form.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Iggy and max would be very wierd and how did they come up with that exactly so does that answer your stinken question.

Maximum Ride Quotes My favs

“I feel like pudding. A pudding with nerve Endings. A pudding in great pain.” -Iggy

“You’re going to cook?”

“Aren’t you hungry?”

“Not that hungry”

-Gazzy and Max 2

“When I wanted information it was silent. When I didn’t want to hear it it got chatty. It was almost as irritating as Fang” –Max

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!” –Gazzy

“You…are… a… fridge… with… wings. We… are… freaking… ballet… dancers” –Max

“I don’t do damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much” – Max

“Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.” –Fang

“‘Fang come Back!’ I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and his shoulders. Hard. ‘Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you it you die on me!’” –Max

“Fang, Fang. I love you. I looooove you thiiiiiis much!” –Max

“Forget it! No one’s getting married! Forget it! Not in New Hampshire or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox! Now go to sleep, BEFORE I KILL YOU!” –Max

“You die when we die.” – Fang

“Max Save Total!”

“No. I am flying down at 90 miles an hour just for fun.”

-Angel and Max

Stupid Lables:

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(But I don't have any other time to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(I thought we were AGAINST criminal activity...)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions:

Use like regular soap.

(And how do I do that?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(That's just a suggestion! You CAN eat it frozen! Whatever floats your boat.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:

(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

(Oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(No! Gasp! You heat it and it actually becomes heated? The wonders of modern society...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(Darn. How will I be able to take ten minutes to get ready for school NOW?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(You hear that? Keep those toddlers with colds away from the heavy machinery...)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(No! I wanted to stay AWAKE by taking a SLEEPING PILL.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(Duh. I'm not a murderer.)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to what?)

On a food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Curiouser and curiouser...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(But not ice cream? I WAS PROMISED ICE CREAM.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Who's the genius behind this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

(Wait. I've been doing it wrong this whole time? Dang it.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(What? Everyone lied to me!)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.

x You love jeans.

x Dogs are better than cats

x It's hilarious when people get hurt.

X You've played with/against boys on a team.

x Shopping is torture.

x Sad movies suck

X You own/ed an X-Box.

X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

x Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice.

X You own like a trillion baseball caps.

X You like going to high school football games

X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

x Baggy pants are cool to wear.

X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

X Sports are fun (matters on the sport though)

x Talk with food in your mouth.

x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 17/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/stick.

X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner. (i look goth/emo when i do {no ofence to them})

X You wear the color pink

X Go to your mom for advice.

X You consider cheerleading a sport.

X You hate wearing the color black. (Black Rocks in fact right now im sitting in a black pollo a black hoddie black lace up boots black leggings and a plaid green and blue skirt {i go to a chatholic school [i promise im not snotty]})

X You like hanging out at the mall.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewelry.

X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

X You don't like the movie Star Wars

X You were in gymnastics/dance?

X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

X You care about what you look like.

X You like wearing dresses when you can.

X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (sometimes)

x You love the movies.

X Used to play with dolls as little kid. ( thought they were dispicable till i was 7)

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

X Like being the star of every thing

Total:20/24

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP. Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. (eh never was into them anyway)

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam, Dylan and Lissa don’t make the list.

You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Come Clean- Hilary Duff (ohh)

Waking Up: Me against the World- Simple Plan (hehe)

First Day At School: Sing- My Chemical Romance (its talking about school dang its RIGHT)

Falling In Love: We are young- Fun (...)

Fight Song: The show goes on- Lupe Fiasco (well i like that one)

Breaking Up: Fly- Nicki Minaj (NO ONE WILL EVER TAKE ME DOWN)

Prom night: Rock this World- Hillary Duff (OMFG...)

Life: The only Exception- Paramore (say it with me now 'aww')

Mental Breakdown: Metamorphosis- Hillary Duff (that works i guess

Driving: Good Riddance-Greenday (wow me)

Flashback: Good Feeling- Flo Rida (eh)

Getting back together: Call me maybe- Carly Rae Jepsen (I like that one)

Wedding: The Writer- Ellie Golding (Ohhh that so fits)

Birth of Child: Hummingbird Hearbeat- Katy Perry (Oh my childs gonna be strong souled and loving)

Final Battle: Glamorous- Fergie (Im going down in style baybe!)

Funeral Song: Good life- OneRepublic (LOL i would have chosen this song)

Final Credits: Beat of my heart- Hilary Duff (I like this)

IF YOU DONT KNOW THE SONGS I JUST DID U SOO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM!

LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a GOOD ACTOR/ ACTRESS, so I MUST be lie a lot.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
Im a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be snobby,
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (i only love tea)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. (Well i am)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

See dont you hate stereotypes supposably im 59/140

Peace love and world domination

-whiteangel101

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