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Ninja Daughter of Hermes
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Joined Jan '12

Wazzup fellow nerds, ninja lovers, G.I Joe fans, P.J.O fans, Hunger Games fans, Batman fans, Batman Beyond fans, Kane Chronicles fans, Justice League fans, P.O.T.C fans, Cyber Six fans...
Yeah the list goes on.

Things to know :
1) Never screw with a blind monk, they are always the most badass
2)Never have a fight near brick walls. You will always end up getting thrown into them
3) Never screw with Batman. He will find you.
4)Never diss Mr.Jay (Joker). He will find you
5) Never fall in love with Zuko. He is MINE.
6)Never fall in love with Leo Valdez. He is also MINE.
7)Never screw with Snake Eyes, he will kill you in your sleep.
Things I've always wanted to do
1)Speed down highway 27, driving a police car.
2) Be a ninja. Trained by Snake Eyes.
3)Be a pirate
4)Meet Simple Plan
5)Marry Zuko (A.T.L.A)
6)Marry Leo
7)Be a superhero
8)Be a mutant, so i could be an X-Man
9)Visit the Batcave
10)Go skydiving
11)Be a demigod and go to Camp Half Blood
12)Vandalize the Brotherhood of Mutant's "headquarters"
13)Yell at Jean Grey (cause i hate her :D)
14)Go bike riding with Wolverine
15) Run my hand through Kurt/Nightcrawler's fuzzy head hair.
16)Be part of the Hunger Games universe, so i can kill Coin.
17)Marry Gale
18)Go to the States. Go to the Empire State Building. Visit Olympus. Tick off the Gods
19)Hangout with Flash
20)Be a part of Young Justice(t.v show)
21) Compose a haiku with Apollo
22)Go to the J.L.U headquarters in space. Tick off the entire league. Get Batman on my side, by threatening to reveal his identity.
23)Hang out with Travis and Conner Stoll. Go on a pranking spree.
24)Be a daughter of Hermes. 'Cause he is awesome!
26)Go to the airport. Ask for a flight to Gotham City
27) Meet Russel Peters
27) Be a demigod. Steal a plane. Go on a quest with Jackie Chan, Percy, Annabeth, and everyone else i admire.

People I think are awesome:
. Batman ( Bruce Wayne)
. Batman (Terry McGuiness)
. Huntress (Helena Wayne)
. Huntress (Helena Bertinelli)
. Nightwing (Dick Grayson)
. Batgirl (Barbra Gordan)
. Batgirl (Cassandra Cain)
. Red Hood (Jason Todd)
. Red Robin (Tim Drake)
. Flash (Wally West)
. Wonder Woman (Diana Prince)
. Artemis (Young Justice)
. Raven ( Teen Titans)
. Iron Man (Tony Stark)
. Rouge (X-Men)
. Wolverine (X-Men)
. NightCrawler (X-Men)
. Jubilee (X-Men)
. Gambit(X-men)
. Domino (X-Men)
. Red Arrow (Young Justice)
. Robin (Young Justice)
. Aqualad (Young Justice)
. Black Canary (Dinah Drake)
. Black Canary (Dinah Lance)
. Katniss (Hunger Games)
. Gale (Hunger Games)
. Snake Eyes (G.I Joe)
. Percy Jackson
. Leo Valdez (p.j.o)
. Annabeth Chase (p.j.o)
. Rachel Elizabeth Dare (p.j.o)
. Thalia Grace (p.j.o)
. Max (Batman Beyond)
. Atlanta (Class of the Titans)
. Vigilante (Justice League)
. Hawkgirl (Justice League)
. Katara (A.T.L.A)
. Toph (A.T.L.A)
. Aang (A.T.L.A)
. Zuko (A.T.L.A)
. Mai (A.T.L.A)
. Azula (A.T.L.A)
. Uncle Iroh (A.T.L.A)
. Sokka (A.T.L.A)
. Appa and Momo (A.T.L.A)
. Ace (Batman Beyond)
. Uncle, Jackie, Jade, Viper (Jackie Chan Adventures)
. Captain Jack Sparrow (P.O.T.C)
. X-23 (X-men). Shes the chic on my profile pg.
. Hawkeye ( Clint Barton)
. Hawkeye (Katherine "Kate" Bishop)
. Thor ( the son of Odin, and the Avenger)
. Black Panther (T'Challa version)
. Black Widow (Natasha Romonov)
. Hulk (Bruce Banner)
.She-Hulk (Bruce's cousin)

More Stuff...
Percabeth or Prachel?
Percabeth
Scarlett and Duke, or Scarlett and Snake Eyes?
Scarlett and Snake Eyes
Choice of weapon/s?
Knives (throwing) and guns! Ooh, and katanas!
Team Edward or Team Jacob?
I hate Twilight. Enough said.
Where I live?
I'm not telling...
Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Wars all the way :D
Ninja or Pirate?
Tough choice...
Ninja!!!!!!!!!!
Batman or Superman
Batman. duh!

Superhero name?
Dark Oracle...

Ok,this is the U.S...

(Guy with a gun at Wal-Mart) "Everybody put yo hands up!!!
(People scream and panic)
This is Canada...
(Guy with gun) "Everybody put yo hands up!!!"
(No one pays attention to the guy)
(Dude walks past guy with gun, saying) "Sup bro."

I am psyched for The Hunger Games!!!!!! (Fangirl Squeal!)
I am psyched for the new Avengers Movie!!!!(fangirl squeal!)
I am psyched for Dark Knight Rises!!!!!(fangirl Squeal)
I am psyched for G.I Joe 2:Retaliation!!!!! They better not screw up! (fangirl squeal!!)

I do not own this, i got this off

ummiuno011
(Answers in bold apply to moi)

You are completly obsessed with P.J.O when:
You go to the Empire State Building and ask for the 600th floor (I am planning to!)
You burn food to see if it smells good (It smelled horrible)
You see an owl, and go "Hi Athena!" (did this at my cousins' farm)
You are in the air, and pray that Zeus won't blast you out of the sky (many, many times)
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere
When it gets really cold randomly u blame stupid Kronos
You have gone to Google maps, and looked up Camp half Blood's adress(did this at school)
You start figuring out your godly parent (see my name to figure out
who)
You see a large garbage truck with a guy ( who resembles Percy) and go "Hi Mrs. O'Leary!"

I DO NOT OWN THIS:

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

(i do not own this - this is for yj fans)

I, soldier NINJA DAUGHTER OF HERMES am part of the Fangirls Army, under command of General LouissaSpitfire, and promise :

To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus.

To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom.

To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me.

To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge.

To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt.

To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards.

To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me.

To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me.

(I DO NOT OWN THIS):

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he found out his friend out committed suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

ur life may not be as harsh

I DO NOT OWN THIS:
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I DO NOT OWN THIS:
Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body

Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon.

'When life hand you lemons, squirt them in people's eyes!'

"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes." – Anon.

"Friends are God’s apology for relatives.” – Anon.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Anon.

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in?

She: You wear pants, don't you?

He: Is this seat empty?
She: Yes, and so is mine if you sit down.

He: Can I invite you a drink?

She: I'd rather you gave me the money

He: Can I have this song?
She: All yours.

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

He: Where were you all my life?
She: Hiding from you.

He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

A day without light is, well, night

- Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

- Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

- Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

- I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

- If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(does anyone get it...?)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

(゚。 7、

l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature/profile to help him gain world domination.

MY FAVORITE COUPLES(NOT IN ORDER, 'CAUSE I FIND THEM ALL EQUALLY ADORABLE):
1) PERCY & ANNABETH
2) ROGUE & GAMBIT
3) TONY & PEPPER
4) KATNISS & PEETA
5) GALE & MADGE (I DON'T CARE IF THEY NEVER END UP TOGETHER - I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!)
6) SNAKE EYES & SCARLET
7) KATARA & ZUKO - YES I AM A ZUTARIAN! I DO NOT CARE IF THEY DO NOT END UP TOGETHER, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO, BUT THE PRODUCERS CHANGED THEIR MINDS!
8) ANGEL & BUFFY

I do not own these quotes:

"Euch! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!"
"Uncle, that's what ALL tea is."
"How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?"

-Iroh and Zuko. Avatar: The Last Airbender


"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others
."

-Groucho Marx

-Hell isn’t dying; it’s watching the ones you love get destroyed

-You are truly unique...you know that word rhymes with freak for a reason right?

-Dear Math, I’m not your therapist, solve your own problems

-If live gives you melons you are probably dyslexic

-People who say nothing is impossible obviously haven't tried slamming a revolving door

-One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

-If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

-I don't obsess, I think intensely!

-"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn drink."

-I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

-"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

-"He who laughs last didn't get it."

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

-Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

-Homework destroys trees

-In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips

-Best friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you know they are always there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

-Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

-"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

-Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

-People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

-Deep down I'm a very shallow person.

-Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

-I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

-I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

-A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right.

This nation was founded on one principle above all else: The requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences.

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree besides the river of truth, and tell the whole world-No YOU move."

-Captain America

-All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.

"Wait, what is that? It's Your Honor" - Ember Island Player (Azula) "What! Where?" - Ember Island Player (Zuko)

"That's a sharp outfit Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hall of an empire class fire nation battle ship; leaving thousands to drown at sea... because, it's so sharp." - Azula, from Avatar season 3, at the beach, when she's trying 2 flirt.

"Great Zuko costume1 But your scar's on the wrong side." random fire nation kid

"It is NOT on the wrong side!" Zuko
(Zuko and random fire nation kid, in episode of book 3, the ember island players)

"I know what you really think of me. You think I'm a monster." Azula, from avatar the last airbender

"My own mother thought i was a monster... well of course thats true" Azula, from the beach, avatar the last airbender

Prince Zuko: Not up to anything, huh?

Sokka: [Sokka is startled, yells and falls] Fine. You caught me. I'm going to rescue my father. Happy now?

Prince Zuko: I'm never happy. (from avatar the last airbender, episode: the boiling rock part 1)

(i own not this)

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, Blake758865, Ninja Daughter of hermes

If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reveiws, paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. (...many times)

I'm a nerd because I like to read.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If a word was spelled incorrectly in a dictionary how would we know? (I would know!)

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If pro is the opposite of con, what’s the opposite of progress?

SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY

Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs

1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'

2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.

3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color.

4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!

5.) Chasing your tail.

6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None.

7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.

9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.

10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.

12.) Silence.

13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.

15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way).

16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!

17.) Dancing in the rain.

21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high.

22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".

23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.

24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing.

25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.

26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything.

27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.

34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.

35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.

36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.

37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.
39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.

40.) Breaking a record through pranking.

41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period).

42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!-

43.) Wrapping people.

44.) Making your hair holiday themed.

45.) Rapping.

46.) Stress Baking

47.) Stalking

48.) Therapy

49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!

50.) Nightmares

51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection

52.) Switching names

55.) Breaking things for fun.

56.) Running away

57.) Sound effects.

58.) Overreacting to everything59.) Miming

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won'tforget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough fourth doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick

He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake.

Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel?!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

"Guns don't kill people. I do."

"If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty n I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

The fact that you think I'm listening to you just shows me how stupid you really are

Break my Heart, I break your neck

Life isn't passing me; by it's trying to run me over

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who askthe stupid questions.

You and me is friends. You cry, I cry. You smile I smile. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I gonna miss your emails…

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

Love comes in many colors

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Love your enemies! It really pissess them off!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just don’t care

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

The statistics of insanity is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends; if they're ok, then it's you!

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Save the earth. It’s the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that it’s possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. (Besides, what’s the fun in that?)

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me...

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

Excuse me have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

I live in my own little world. But it's ok, they know me there

-The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide

-Tell the truth and run- fast

-If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
but the roses are wilting,

The violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty,

And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bull crap."

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

You call me crazy, I've been called worse by the voices in my head.

You call me crazy like it’s the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish

“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”

Sarcastic! Me? Never!

Sometimes I wonder ' Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' and then it hits me...

If you don't like me there is nothing i can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you

flying is simple: just throw yourself at the ground and miss

when someone is getting on your nerves, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 4 muscles are needed to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them

life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain

just remember: if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

nobody's worth your tears, and the ones that are won't make you cry

everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film

the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon

stupidity killed the cat. curiosity got framed

the grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to mow

life without danger is a waste of oxygen

sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


You talk to yourself a lot. (hell yeah, I'm like the only person I've got to talk to!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (sometimes it's a three-way conversation.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine (3 coffees a day on average. I COULD NOT LIVE WITH CAFFEINE!)

People think you're insane. (no they don't -checks letters sent to her, referring her to several different 'unique' mental homes- hehe... yeah.)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. (right, let's get this straight. If I disappear off the face of the Earth for a week, it's not because I'm writing - it's because I've been abducted by man-eating offspring of Frankenstein and Bella-Swan-The-Idiot. Just so you know to call the authorities.)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (my e-mails? everything I say goes off into a longlonglong ramble!)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (I have a new keyboard :) so not yet, no.)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (what's that...?)

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (er... yeah, sure! What the hell is English 101

The Stupidest Things Written

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children". (hmm..something must have been lost in translation...)

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside". (The shoplifter special!

Try Not To Cry

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a huge crack

Mummy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day

I never said good-bye

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another

And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother

Mummy, please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother, I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends, that they always were the best

Mummy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mummy, tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass

Mummy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this

But Mummy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss

And Mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw one nurse trying not to cry

Mummy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest

But Mummy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy on that trip to the zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress, I wanted to live

But Mummy, I must go now, time is getting late

Mummy, tell my Zack I'm sorry I had to cancel our date

I love you Mummy, I always have, I know you know it's true

And Mummy, all I need to say is, "Mummy, I love you."

In Memory of the Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Re-post this if you truly care

7 Ways to scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer!!!!!!!!!!!"

39 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works b/c of fangirls...no offense)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyrami

36. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

37. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

38. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

39. Mark out price tags with a sharpie

30 things to do in an elevator to make people think your crazy or just look at you funny and wonder "what the hell?"

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

5) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

6) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

7) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

8) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

9) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

10) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

11) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

12) Swat at flies that don't exist.

13) Call out, "group hug!" then enforce it.

14) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

15) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

16) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

17) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

18) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

19) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

20) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

22) Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

23) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

24) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

25) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

26)On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

27) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

28) Meow occassionally.

29) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

30) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "uh-oh!"

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"?

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Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

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LONG LIVE THE GODS!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

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Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say

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if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile:

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

the rules only apply if you get caught.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and

point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
Post this on your profile.

THINGS TO PONDER:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? (OMG! Doesn't that sound like an awesome candy bar!)

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you! It's worse when you think they are out to get you!

My mother told me not to talk to strangers I don't talk to myself anymore.

Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!

People think I'm crazy, but actually I'm just insane.

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Favorite Poem???

Fire & Ice, Robert Frost

"Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I holdwith those who favor fire.

But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice."

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight or stairs.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

FactOfLife

And that, my children, is a wall. But Beware! the wall is solid! Yes, be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through walls! Believe me, my children, for I have tried many times.

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

If guns don't kill people, then can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

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90 prosent of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed If you are one of the 10 prosent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life

Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Things Learned From Percy Jackson

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batteof the Labyrinth
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” I did that!

HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FRIENDS!

A good friend would visit you in jail. A best friend would be right next to you saying "HOLY CRAP! That was awesome!"

A good friend would lend you an umbrella. A best friend would take yours and say "RUN! RUN! (evil laugh) RUN!"

A good friend wouldn't be mean to you. A best friend would have the dignity to laugh behind your back.

A good friend would review your stories and give you friendly critisism. A best friend would have the courage to say: "This sucked."

A good friend would neither confirm or deny you committed a crime. A best friend would help you hide the evidence.

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How To Write Compelling Fanfiction, by Crayola Markers

Compelling, not good. This is how to actually GET reviews, no gaurantees on the quality of the writing thats your job

1. Have an original take on an (admittedly already used) idea.

No matter how much you deny it, someone has already done your "greatest" ideas. Now, that doesn't mean they are the BEST ideas. They could have your great idea, and turn it into something crappy. Like, my sister saw me working on "The Theft of the Golden Fleece" and she ended up writing about a champion sheep that had her trophy stolen. Yeah... she has shamed us.

2. Remember characters are more than a pile of names.

As in, if you give Percy a sister, she can't be a half blood unless she is adopted or things of that nature. Do you really think that a child of Sally andPaulwill be a half blood? I almost made this mistake. But I made a chapter where Percy is remembering adopting her. I If you give Nico a girlfriend she wont attract him if she's a preppy blonde that spends all her time grinning her face off. He's NICO. She has to be a little shifty! She doesn't need to be an emo goth, just not a preppy idiot! No offence to you preppy idiots out there.

3. Don't spell/use grammar like a second grader.

Really. Some people do things like this:

hi percy sed annabeth

Right people do it like this:

"Hi, Percy," said Annabeth.

You have to have at least partially correct grammer! Secondgradersmight be able to get away with this, but not junior high and high schoolers!

4. The beginning of your fanfic should never be too happy.

It doesn't have to be a character death or this emo scene, but something has to be at stake. Never make it too happy. It doesn't have to be SAD. If it's sad, no one will want to continue reading.

5. Treat every chapter like an episode of 24.

This means you need to try to endeverychapter with a cliffhanger. Like, let's say the campers are fighting a drakon, and then, this happens:

The Drakon lashed it's body, and Annabeth screamed. I watched helplessly as Annabeth flew towards the sidewalk. "NO!" I screamed.

Now THAT'S a cliffhanger. When you do something like this, update ASAP. Give your viewers a little wait, but don't wait a week until you update. Ooh! I just had an idea for a new fanfic...

6. If it takes too much work to read, nobody will read it

In other words, don't make an Asia size block of text. End of Comment.

7. Unless it's dramatic, PLEASE make it funny.

If Annabeht and Percy fighting a drakon, no sarcasm needed. But, if they're just messing around, Percy's gonna be funny! Like I said in Rule 2, the humor needs to match the characters. Like, Percy's gonna be super random, Annabeth's gonna be sarcastic!

8. If it's an OC fic, don't stray too far

No comment.

9. The more you cover, the sexier you are...

The point is, don't write a romance and do all the romancey stuff in the first chapter. end of comment.

10. Believe in yourself. Or at least pretend to.

Hokey but true, and I'll show you how. Believe that you have at least some credibility to what you can do.

What you should never do in titles: Can't Think of a Title / My P JO Story / Etc.Fine, titles don't come easily to everybody. In fact, most people hate titles. I know I do. But "Can't Think of a Title" is so much worse than any clichéd, mushy title you can think of. Literally. ANYTHING TITLISH IS BETTER. Believe it.

What you should never do in summaries: Sorry, I suck at summaries,
Percy meets his sister and...um...yeah..., or
..asfasf (gibberish instead of summary), or
Summary inside.

Gibberish just looks idiotic, and nobody wants to LOOK INSIDE A FANFIC THAT THEY DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YET.

But for the other two: This is important. So, okay, maybe you DO suck at summaries. But there is no need to broadcast that to the entire world, who may not know your summaries suck. Just summarize your story, quick and simple. And this is true in all of life: if you don't believe in your own talent, your own ability to write stories and inspire people and, heck, even write a decent summary...I mean, why would anybody else? They don't care about you nearly as much as YOU do. Really, in this world, you're the only person who's helping yourself get ahead. If you don't look totally confident that you're good at what you do, everybody else will assume that you're telling the truth and you AREN'T very good at what you do. Especially over the internet, since they don't already know you.

Modesty and self-deprecating comments have a place, definitely. It's just not in fanfiction summaries.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth , I know, but c'mon...

Favorite Quotes (From Percy Jackson and the Olympians Movie. You have to see it to get it. LOL) :

"This is a pen." -Percy when Chiron hands him Riptide

"Is it me, or is it raining cows?" -Grover after the Minitor throws a cow at their car

"Why are you taking your pants off?" -Percy

"Ha! She would squash you like a bug." -Grover on Annabeth

"That's a sword, that's a sword!" -Luke

"Aww! Guys! I can't pee with her watching me!" -Grover

"(Kisses Medusa's head) Eww...That's nasty..." -Grover

"Um, on a cocktail waitress or a showgirl...we should start there!" -Grover

"That's how you get out of a casiono! That it how your drive!" -Grover

"OK, we won't DIE and come back..." -Grover

"Man, we in a recession." -Grover

"Or what? What will you do? I'm already in hell..." -Pershephone

"NO! Stick to the Mick Jager thing...it works for you!" -Grover

"It's hot, she hates it there, he's a wierdo." -Luke about Persephone

Percy Jackson and the Olympians Books

"Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson

"Go to Hades!"
"Already there," - Sisyphus and Nico Di Angelo

"I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?" - Percy Jackson

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson

"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson

"Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade

"Note to self: If you stab monsters, they can't answer your questions." -Percy

"CLASS DISMISSED!"-Percy

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson

"Being a half-blood is scary. Most of the time it get's you killed in painful, nasty ways." -Percy Jackson.

Jason: "Im the son of Jupiter! I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed the Titan Krios with my own hands. And now I'm going to destroy you, Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves."

In loving memory of...

...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing very well that she would die

...Bianca di Angelo, who sacrificed herself to save her friends

...Daedalus, who died to prevent Luke's army from using the Labyrinth

...Silena Beauregard, who died a hero

...Charles Beckendorf, who let himself die for the sake of a mission's success

...everyone else who died fighting Kronos

...Micheal Yew, who went down to help Percy save everybody

...Ethan Nakamura, who died for his change of heart

May they all rest in peace.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile.(Avengers, PJO, POTC,IRON MAN 1 and 2)

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