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Deus Swiftblade PM
Biography
Joined Jan '12

Likes: Naruto, Bleach, The Final Fantasy series, the books of Redwall, Diablo 2, Starcraft 2, Batman Arkham City and the Kingdom Hearts series

Dislikes: Not quite sure myself, I'll get back to you on that

The Seven Commandments of Garfield.

First Commandment: Nothing good ever happens on Monday

Second Commandment: Protect your lasagna at all cost

Third Commandment: If there is a mouse living in your home, make sure he pays rent

Fourth Commandment: You are not there for your owner's entertainment, he is there for yours

Fifth Commandment: When the mailman comes, do your best to scare the crap out of him

Sixth Commandment: Beware of the Nap Attacks

Seventh Commandment: If your teddy bear is lost, you will do everything in your power to find him. If he is stolen, wage war on the moron who stole him

My three rules for life.

Rule One: Nobody is ready for anything. If someone says that they are, they are lying. The only two things you are ever ready for is birth and death. Those are debatable at best.

Rule Two: You can aim for the stars, you just have to remember where you're walking. Otherwise you're going to run into a tree.

Rule Three: When something comes your way, duck.

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