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Twenty Months »
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 35, words: 88k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/21/2024 published: 10/17/2006
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Election »
Attrition Warfare: a strategic concept which states that to win a war, one's enemy must be gradually worn down to the point of collapse. The race for Senior Class President brings Bella and Rosalie's own war to a head. AH/AU B/R femmeslash.
Twilight, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 11k+, favs: 169, follows: 114, updated: 8/5/2010 published: 5/22/2010, Bella, Rosalie
12Sex and the Single Male
Edward Cullen never thinks about sex, or Rosalie, or having sex with Rosalie. He doesn't. And everyone believes him, because he's quite good at lying. Pre-Twilight E/R.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 777, favs: 15, follows: 17, 7/24/2010, Edward, Rosalie
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And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead
"Not a single drop of blood." His eyes are stern. He means every word. "That's our rule of thumb and if you break it, I'll kill you." Edward helps Rosalie get revenge. E/R one shot. Pre-Twilight.
Twilight, M, English, Drama & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 51, follows: 6, 2/28/2010, Edward, Rosalie