Hello Peoples! Pickle Peoples! Any other Peoples!
This is the wacky nutty author of Catch That Pickle. Yes, I am as insane as I seem. Maybe more. I really don't know, because maybe I don't seem as insane to me as I do to you and how insane I really am is different than how insane I seem. Only I can't tell you how insane I am because we don't have a measurement and I don't actually know exactly how insane I really am because I am me!
See the little problem?
Actually it is a big problem. Or maybe I'm so insane that it is a small problem and my insanity makes me think it is big. Only I don't know how insane I am compared to how insane you have to be for that to happen because I am me. And if I am me I don't know how insane I seem to you or how insane I really am.
It's a never-ending circle!
So a little about me.
My name starts with M
I live in MN
I am in middle school
I am completely insane
I am a total math nerd
I love Maximum Ride
I hate Dylan
Fax forever
My favorite books are MR, HP, Alex Rider, Gregor the Overlander (I hate your ending Susanne Collins!), Hunger Games (I hate all endings by SC!), Pendragon, The Shadow Thieves (by Anne Ursu), H.I.V.E., Artemis Fowl, Ranger's apprentice, and any and all books by Margaret Peterson Haddix.
My favorite shows are A:tLA, That 70's Show, Big Bang Theory, Off Their Rockers, The Voice (I'm going to try out when I'm old enough).
Favorite colors: Blue and Green
Favorite food: Between Pizza and Orange chicken.
Personality: Nerdy and Insane. Mine is a delicate balance.
Other random information: I have a dog named Sunnie, Two sisters, I am half Philipino, My last name is one that everyone pronounces wrong, I have a stick that i wrote the words Common Sense on and poke my friends with whenever they're stupid (inspired by the fanfics Stalking Zuko and Not Stalking Zuko- and she is stupid quite a lot), I am a young fresh faced girl wishing to enter the dog eat dog world of novel writing, in my opinion the worst sport ever to play is lacrosse (seriously, we just started the unit in gym and let me tell you it is VIOLENT!) I love Greek mythology, I am dying for Mark of Athena to come out, Hunger games is the best movie EVER, I am a ballroom dancer, I have an obsession with fanfiction, my mom owes me 200 some bucks, I procrastinate a lot, i have 2 bookcases filled with just books from the past 3 years, I now hate with all my heart my best friend from 3rd grade, I hate to eat pickles, I am totally random on a daily basis, and there is a lot more random stuff I could tell you that I won't.
Or am I just letting my insanity get the better of me? No, not this time I don't think. Only I don't know because I can't tell the difference between me and my insanity because that's what insanity is.
Crap.
We will just have to see where this discussion about my insanity (or is it my sanity? I don't know. Is the glass half empty or half full? I think it is half full. Or is that just the insanity? Grrrr...) takes us. For now, enjoy the randomness.
Sincerely,
Girl from the states who's last name is always said wrong and won't tell you anything except that her name starts with M.
Or just M for short.