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46 The Witch Queen and the Hegemon R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.
Ender's Game series & Game of Thrones, T, English, words: 4k+, favs: 303, follows: 320, 2/17/2014, Peter W., Cersei L.
13 Halkeginia: The Magnificent World Katsuhiko Jinnai, god-emperor of the Bugrom and would-be conqueror of El-Hazard, finds himself summoned to a very different magical world. An older oneshot.
El Hazard & Familiar of Zero, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 29, follows: 18, 6/14/2013, Louise
108Vestigial Mercies » AU: What if Kiritsugu had saved a very different sort of distorted person from the fire? A 17 year old Kotomine Kirei finds himself fighting Heaven's Feel in Shirou's place. This cannot end well.
Fate/stay night, T, English, chapters: 9, words: 13k+, favs: 271, follows: 241, updated: 6/14/2013 published: 7/22/2012
16 A Study in Velvet After the exhilaration, nail-biting terror, and sheer adventure of fighting alongside Iskander in Heaven's Feel, Waver's return to the Clock Tower has been...well, dull. But when a fellow student is murdered, Waver must call upon the same ingenuity that took him through everything that Fuyuki could throw at him. A oneshot murder mystery.
Fate/stay night, T, English, Mystery, words: 6k+, favs: 93, follows: 32, 6/11/2013, Waver V.
14Irish Vampires, Being Integra's Heir, and Other Reasons I Hate My Life » The Battle of London ended decades ago. The Hellsing Organization's secrecy ended with it. Now, Integra has sent her successor-to-be on his first mission – to investigate an outbreak in Ireland. Alas, growing up as a medical experiment in a household where his only male role model turns into a teenage girl and eats people might have left a few gaps in Cyril Hellsing's education…
Hellsing, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 32, follows: 32, updated: 6/9/2013 published: 6/4/2013
18 Flashman and the Iron Throne » Flashman / GoT crossover. Collection of snippets/drabbles from a hypothetical Flashman novel where a portal opened between the British Empire and Westeros in the 1880s.
Misc. Books & Game of Thrones, M, English, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 39, follows: 34, 5/27/2013
11 And The Weak Do What They Must AU. Shinji learns about his family's magecraft, and their plans to "adopt" Sakura much earlier. Another necro'd Beast's Lair dare drabble, which will probably remain a oneshot.
Fate/stay night, M, English, words: 2k+, favs: 66, follows: 32, 5/26/2013, Shinji M., Sakura M.
7 Magical Comrade Berserker-Chan Heaven's Feel decides to go with a World War II theme. Pity the magi.
Fate/stay night, T, English, words: 918, favs: 25, follows: 12, 5/26/2013
15 Great Servant Largo Heaven's Feel gains its most quixotic servant, and Gil's life gets that much worse. Another older oneshot.
Fate/stay night & Megatokyo, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 42, follows: 12, 5/26/2013
4 The Luddites Were Right Zouken tries his hand at video games. Dredged from the dim, dark recesses of my old story posts on Beast's Lair, and dubiously reanimated for your reading pleasure - much like its protagonist.
Fate/stay night, K+, English, words: 746, favs: 32, follows: 17, 5/26/2013, Zouken M.
125Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure » More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 5, words: 17k+, favs: 518, follows: 544, updated: 1/1/2013 published: 11/15/2012, Voldemort
29 Hindsight is Doubleplusclear How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984, T, English, words: 450, favs: 126, follows: 30, 12/11/2012
21 Welcome To The Freelance Business » When Tatsuhiro Sato's parents stopped sending money, Sato had a choice: give up his social isolation, or starve in his room. He chose a third, crazier, far more lucrative option. But what happens when the assassin he hired for his "online business" wants to meet him face to face? AU. Crack. You have been warned.
Black Lagoon & Welcome to the NHK/NHKにようこそ!, M, English, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 43, follows: 46, updated: 12/6/2012 published: 12/4/2012, Revy
14 Meditations of Mikkel De Vries While the Domination swallows the Allies' remaining holdouts in New England, a Draka unit discovers something rather unwholesome.
Cthulhu Mythos & Draka series, M, English, words: 4k+, favs: 32, follows: 9, 11/5/2012
7War Knows No Favorites » Continuation / AU for Stirling's Island in the Sea of Time. It's been seven years since William Walker defeated the Allies in Anatolia, and six since his assassination. But empires don't run themselves, and his son Harold finds himself dealing with sadomasochistic high priestesses, Danubian tribesmen, and an inconvenient little civil war in Pharaoh's Egypt...
Misc. Books, M, English, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, updated: 10/7/2012 published: 10/3/2012
416 Postnuptial Disagreements » Years after his parents survived Heaven's Feel, the son of Kayneth and Sola-Ui finds himself in a different sort of supernatural tournament. But can he survive superpowered alien females, scheming businessmen, and his own partner's urge to strangle him?
Fate/stay night & Sekirei, T, English, chapters: 28, words: 87k+, favs: 794, follows: 428, updated: 6/20/2012 published: 5/1/2012, No. 105/Benitsubasa
7 Fate: Azathoth's Masque What if the War had happened in Lovecraft's universe instead of Nasu's...? Long after Innsmouth's destruction, the last two heirs of the Marsh family enter a seven-way assassination game that might send their greatest wish to Azathoth...or destroy them.
Fate/stay night & Cthulhu Mythos, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 21, follows: 16, 2/17/2012
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