47 The Witch Queen and the Hegemon R'hllor replaces Joffrey Baratheon with the soul that WOULD have been Peter Wiggin. Westerosi politics take a turn for the bizarre as Cersei applies her dysfunctional "parenting" talents to an even creepier child.

108Vestigial Mercies » AU: What if Kiritsugu had saved a very different sort of distorted person from the fire? A 17 year old Kotomine Kirei finds himself fighting Heaven's Feel in Shirou's place. This cannot end well.

14Irish Vampires, Being Integra's Heir, and Other Reasons I Hate My Life » The Battle of London ended decades ago. The Hellsing Organization's secrecy ended with it. Now, Integra has sent her successor-to-be on his first mission – to investigate an outbreak in Ireland. Alas, growing up as a medical experiment in a household where his only male role model turns into a teenage girl and eats people might have left a few gaps in Cyril Hellsing's education…

11 And The Weak Do What They Must AU. Shinji learns about his family's magecraft, and their plans to "adopt" Sakura much earlier. Another necro'd Beast's Lair dare drabble, which will probably remain a oneshot.

15 Great Servant Largo Heaven's Feel gains its most quixotic servant, and Gil's life gets that much worse. Another older oneshot.

133Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure » More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.

21 Welcome To The Freelance Business » When Tatsuhiro Sato's parents stopped sending money, Sato had a choice: give up his social isolation, or starve in his room. He chose a third, crazier, far more lucrative option. But what happens when the assassin he hired for his "online business" wants to meet him face to face? AU. Crack. You have been warned.

7War Knows No Favorites » Continuation / AU for Stirling's Island in the Sea of Time. It's been seven years since William Walker defeated the Allies in Anatolia, and six since his assassination. But empires don't run themselves, and his son Harold finds himself dealing with sadomasochistic high priestesses, Danubian tribesmen, and an inconvenient little civil war in Pharaoh's Egypt...

7 Fate: Azathoth's Masque What if the War had happened in Lovecraft's universe instead of Nasu's...? Long after Innsmouth's destruction, the last two heirs of the Marsh family enter a seven-way assassination game that might send their greatest wish to Azathoth...or destroy them.