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15And Then There was Stu »
The final installment in my Chronicles of the Mary Sue, this time focusing on the male variety. A tortured, dark, mysterious, tortured teen meets the Titans and instantly falls for Raven. The problem? She hates him. Oh, and he's also brainwashing the other Titans. Well, this should be interesting...Teen Titans, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 2, words: 821, favs: 7, follows: 11, updated: 5/17/2013 published: 3/24/2013, Raven
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Yet Another Mary Sue Parody »
I am the thing that keeps you awake at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I am...the sequel to a Mary Sue story. Quick, everybody run in terror!Teen Titans, T, English, Horror & Tragedy, chapters: 7, words: 9k+, favs: 17, follows: 11, updated: 12/2/2012 published: 9/22/2012, Bumble Bee
12 Genocide
How did Sozin exterminate a race of nomads in one day? How did the Fire Nation scale the mountains? Why weren't there any Air Nomad refugees? This attempts to explain these seeming plot holes while giving an account of the darkest day in history, the Massacre of the Air Nomads.Avatar: Last Airbender, T, English, Tragedy, words: 825, favs: 16, 9/5/2012, Sozin
10 Indecipherable
Batman and Bane have an epic confrontation. Too bad their voices are so garbbled that they literally can't understand a word the other is saying.Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 420, favs: 9, follows: 1, 8/30/2012, Bruce W./Batman, Bane
56A really short version of 'The Phantom Menace' »
What if the characters in 'The Phantom Menace' actually tried to logically solve their problems. We'd have a much shorter movie, that's what.Star Wars, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 5k+, favs: 18, follows: 14, updated: 8/28/2012 published: 2/24/2012, Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
76 Another Mary Sue parody »
A new girl tries to join the Teen Titans. Who is she? What is her past? Will the Titans get rid of her before she completely perverts the canon? Story even better than this awesome summary. Please review. Flames welcome.Teen Titans, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 8, words: 10k+, favs: 18, follows: 10, updated: 8/25/2012 published: 5/21/2012, Robin
15 Aqualad's secret
What if Speedy found out Aqualad's secret to attracting girls? NO SLASH.Teen Titans, K+, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 11, 3/12/2012, Speedy, Aqualad
5 When all else fails
It's a parody on Scooby Doo. Nuff said.Scooby Doo, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 582, favs: 7, 3/7/2012, Scooby Doo, Shaggy