324The Thrill and the Hurting » Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey's games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king's desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid,he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.
Game of Thrones, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 35, words: 151k+, favs: 269, follows: 298, updated: 12/23/2014 published: 3/12/2014, [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Cersei L., Sandor C.
329 Family Counseling With the Dursleys » Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 6, words: 11k+, favs: 411, follows: 454, updated: 8/13/2014 published: 5/18/2007, Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
7 She only dreams of dragons "I'd never disappear in the flames without you, Daenerys. We are Targaryens. I will grab your hand and we will meet the dragons together," he says into her mouth. She is growing fast, and he is running now, running to catch up.
A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Romance & Family, words: 9k+, favs: 60, follows: 15, 7/9/2014, [Viserys T., Daenerys T./Dany] K. Drogo
4 Summer Cherries Joffrey is having a very lovely day, perhaps at the cost of others, but who cares? Margaery loves him, and they are going to have a fantastic life together. And chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. (Read the warning for the sake of the faceless gods.)
Game of Thrones, M, English, Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 6/30/2014, [Margaery T., Joffrey B.]
16We Need to Talk About Joffrey » Modern A/U. The Starks are a well off, honest family from the north part of the city. Joffrey is a 16 year old loner with a dark side. Chaos erupts after Joffrey begins dating the Starks' eldest daughter, sweet and shy Sansa. Joffrey's cruelty increases when he inherits his father's company. [YA novel style mixed w crime drama, romance and thriller. Joff/Sansa. Joff POV.]
Game of Thrones, T, English, Romance & Suspense, chapters: 3, words: 30k+, favs: 22, follows: 27, updated: 6/10/2014 published: 5/25/2014, [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Jon S., Sandor C.
19 Because the King Dies as He Pleases Tywin Lannister steps up to the frustrating task of reading aloud an important legal document just six hours after the purple wedding. A funeral is planned. There are harsh words. Someone has the last laff. Hijinks ensue. "The body is gone but the troll lives on." (CRACK FIC. SPOILERS FOR PURPLE WEDDING AND MINOR SPOILERS BEYOND BUT WE ALL SHOULD KNOW THIS.)
Game of Thrones, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 40, follows: 9, 4/16/2014, Joffrey B., Tywin L., Sansa S., Cersei L.
3 Betrothal Sansa: She was his first love - Margaery: She was his dream - Joffrey's two loves, in two prose poems.
Game of Thrones, T, English, Poetry & Romance, words: 738, favs: 14, follows: 3, 3/31/2014, [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Margaery T.
7 His Two Skillful Hands King Joffrey liked new toys, anything shiny and pretty and soft. He liked to be the one to use a new thing first and he especially liked to be the one to smash it as soon as he grew bored. Sansa Stark was his new toy's name, they said, and she was to bear his children and make him happy. [Character study of Joffrey's sadism. Joffrey's POV. View warning, please.]
Game of Thrones, M, English, Horror & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 42, follows: 13, 3/4/2014, [Joffrey B., Sansa S.] Cersei L., Sandor C.
206Draco Malfoy and the Mudblood's Pants » Draco thinks his interest in Granger is a secret until Pansy pranks him by giving him a pair of Granger's pants. To avoid Pansy's evil schemes, Draco must embark upon a hunt for clues throughout Hogwarts Castle. His prize? Granger, of course. Can he find Granger? Will one time be enough? And what if his feelings morph from lust into something stronger?
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 26, words: 101k+, favs: 155, follows: 258, updated: 2/21/2014 published: 10/2/2013, [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P.
8 Song of Her Screams Directly follows "The Golden Crown" events in Season 1/ Ep 6. In a small glimpse of a lovely afternoon, Joffrey appeals to his mother by being the perfect gentleman to Lady Sansa. That is, until she has the audacity to best him during a playful tussle in the garden. Joffrey's POV. (Read the warning.)
Game of Thrones, M, English, Romance & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 32, follows: 6, 2/19/2014, [Joffrey B., Sansa S.]
30 Stupid Cupid It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)
Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 135, follows: 29, 2/14/2014, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
23 Thirty Three » Part One: Draco Malfoy is held prisoner. Draco Malfoy is the pawn. Draco Malfoy is Lord Voldemort's pet. Part Two: The Ministry is inside of you now. The Ministry has ways of keeping ex-criminals humble. (originally written in 2007. expanded. implied HG/DM)
Harry Potter, T, English, Horror & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 39, follows: 6, updated: 2/7/2014 published: 1/19/2007, [Draco M., Hermione G.] Voldemort
8 Thump In the midst of the war, Malfoy Manor is being used to house prisoners and this includes the Golden Trio. Draco is bored and has had enough Merlot to be bold. He decides he must find Granger and when he does locate her, he unleashes his ugliest side in order to satiate a deeper thirst. [Warning. Rated M. Read the author's note.]
Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Horror, words: 8k+, favs: 36, follows: 10, 1/6/2014, Draco M., Hermione G.
2Never Forever Dudley is a good man with bad roots. (Darkfic. Short story. Originally written in 2007.)
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 6, 10/29/2013, [Dudley D., OC] Petunia D.
11Of Razors Draco Malfoy was good at many things. Writing love letters just wasn't one of them. (One-shot. SadisticDraco/implied MasochisticHermione)
Harry Potter, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 9, 10/14/2013, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
5 Bitter It is seventeen years after the war. On a snowy winter evening, Hermione is running Christmas errands in Hogsmeade with her two children. Whilst taking a break for sweets, she runs into her old rival Draco Malfoy and realizes he has had a bit to drink. Draco is a lush, and needs someone to talk to. Hermione ruminates upon retribution and karma. one-shot. Angsty. A bit raunchy.
Harry Potter, M, English, Angst & Drama, words: 7k+, favs: 21, follows: 11, 9/30/2013, [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W.
6 Puberty The war is brewing and Draco Malfoy's interest is fixed upon girls. His first time comes too soon, and with someone he's not too keen on. He wants more, and is sickened that he's beginning to find Mudbloods and blood traitors attractive. Slightly A/U 5th year. One-shot.
Harry Potter, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 15, follows: 5, 9/24/2013, [Draco M., Ginny W.] Pansy P., Hermione G.
573Saving Prefect Granger » Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 30, words: 83k+, favs: 282, follows: 209, updated: 9/22/2013 published: 8/12/2003, Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
10Rorschach » The now deceased villain Syndrome is infamous as a psychotic terrorist, but where did it all begin? Follow Buddy's transformation through conversations and therapy sessions with his only confidant: his psychologist. Her own attraction to power connects the two of them in ways she wishes she could take back. (Character study; 9 chapters; dark fic; smut in later chapters)
Incredibles, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 7/23/2013 published: 6/11/2013, Mirage, Syndrome
139Not a Fairytale » Dark, lengthy romance about Lily and Sev, age 9 til death. Lucius pops the question. Severus feels uneasy about developments. Lily and Petunia bond.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 20, words: 243k+, favs: 91, follows: 103, updated: 3/2/2013 published: 9/7/2011, Severus S., Lily Evans P.