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7Conquest of Middleearth, Take 2 »
All right, so I didn't take over the world last time I tried. Why? Because I made stupid mistakes. But I'm back, and I'll go to any lengths to see that this time, I cannot fail!Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 521, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 5/28/2006 published: 7/10/2004, Sauron
115What Was That Title? »
A) Replace one word from the book's title with a similar sounding word. B) Write a scene from the book with the new title. C) Post on the internet and allow to be ridiculed. Randomness strikes again!Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 21, words: 9k+, favs: 18, follows: 7, updated: 8/30/2005 published: 6/29/2003, Harry P.
187Fellowship of the RingRingRing »
Hello, you have reached the Fellowship of the Ring. All nine of us are out saving the world right now and can't come to the phone. Please leave your name and a review after the tone. beep!Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, chapters: 17, words: 8k+, favs: 34, follows: 5, updated: 8/27/2005 published: 6/8/2003
37The Twelve Days of Middle Earth »
Based on the popular Christmas song, every day something new gets added to the story. What do you get when you put the one ring, the fellowship, and a whole bunch of orcs in one room? Utter chaos.Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 8, words: 4k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, updated: 11/5/2004 published: 12/12/2003
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The Chamber of Gryffindor »
Godric Gryffindor discovered Salazar Slytherin's secret. Now, Harry Potter must find Gryffindor's chamber to save the school.Harry Potter, K, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 11k+, favs: 47, follows: 20, updated: 10/10/2003 published: 6/7/2003, Harry P., Hermione G.