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2The Trials of the Decidedly Sane »
In which Sharp decides to befriend Elmer and Bernard disapproves entirely. Takes place shortly after "Woes of the Eternally Bored." Two or three shot. Gwen/Bernard.
Megamind, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 6/7/2016, Bernard, OC
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RED »
Series of drabbles, each based on a song from Taylor Swift's album "Red." Jo/Fritz, Modern AU.
Little Women, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 17, words: 9k+, favs: 12, follows: 3, updated: 12/27/2015 published: 12/6/2015, Jo M., F. Bhaer
3Woes of the Infernally Wed »
Because nobody said life with Gwendolyn Sharp would be easy. Second attempt at a sequel to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Bernard/OC. T for now; rating may change.
Megamind, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 8/6/2015 published: 8/4/2015, Bernard, OC
13On Bad Bodice Rippers »
Jo writes cheap romance novels for money and swears she'll never get married-and certainly not to that funny German professor downstairs. Modern AU, multi-chapter. Jo/Fritz.
Little Women, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, updated: 3/8/2015 published: 2/27/2015, Jo M., F. Bhaer
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Something Lovely
But she likes him, and even though it's hopeless she takes his hand, squeezing it as she says, like a child: "Tell me something lovely." JPLE drabble
Harry Potter, K, English, Romance, words: 516, favs: 7, follows: 3, 2/23/2015, James P., Lily Evans P.
1On Stupid Holidays
In which Sharp makes Valentines plans with the best of intentions. Fluffed out. COMPANION PIECE TO WOES OF THE ETERNALLY BORED. Will not make sense otherwise. Bernard/OC.
Megamind, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 2/10/2015, Bernard, OC
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Such Selfish Prayers
I have asked you for many things, Tom Riddle, but the one thing I never wanted was forgiveness. (Surely we both know better than that now.) Bellatrix L./Tom Riddle. Slight AU.
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 1/2/2015, Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
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National Anthem
It is so hot and you are everywhere and God you are so handsome. Drabble, Janet/Brad
Rocky Horror, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 551, favs: 2, 10/1/2014, Janet W., Brad M.
1Bodies Electric
They had both heard the breathless babble of a foreign language, and neither could make any sense of it. Katie Bell/Oliver Wood. Drabble. Lemon-scented.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 603, favs: 1, 9/15/2014
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Roaring Blurs
You had a Seeker-look in your eyes and you kissed me and I thought I'd fallen through a goal hoop. Katie Bell/Oliver Wood. Drabble.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, 4/20/2014, Oliver W., Katie B.
6Staring at Strangers »
In which Edward is certain that Bella is an alien. AU, No Vampires. May be M later. Edward/Bella. All reviews will be replied to.
Twilight, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: 3/4/2014 published: 8/2/2013, Bella, Edward
10Passing the Time
Josephine March never knows quite how to answer this question when it surfaces. Baby drabble. Jo/Fritz. T for things which are a little more than implied
Little Women, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 302, favs: 13, follows: 3, 3/3/2014, Jo M., F. Bhaer
1When You Give a Grouch a Bear Hug
...And other arduous attempts at cuddling with Bernard. Series of fluffy companion drabbles to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Bernard/OC. Read and review!
Megamind, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 848, favs: 6, follows: 3, 1/28/2014, Bernard, OC
4Yes, Tom, No, Tom
You're a snake in every sense of the word—hypnotic, cool, jewel-like. Sly. But I am a lion and sometimes the lion lies in wait, teeth hidden, claws sheathed, then— A smile bubbles out of my mouth, onto my cheeks, and you nod approvingly. "That's it. Smile for me. Don't let's quarrel." "No, Tom." Ginny/Tom. Dark. Slight AU.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Horror, words: 790, favs: 6, follows: 3, 1/2/2014, Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.
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The Doom of the Reluctantly Loved
In which Gwen is tasteless and Bernard is indifferent and oh, woe, they're getting married. Companion oneshot to Woes of the Eternally Bored. Bernard/OC
Megamind, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 8/6/2013, Bernard
12Rust and Stardust
The point is that you're muddy blooded and it's hot in here and you're sitting in front of me and I think I hate you. DMHG Twoshot.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 14, 8/1/2013, Hermione G., Draco M.
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And it's Contagious
There's something wild and utopian about you today, and it's contagious. JPLE Oneshot. Post Marriage.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 3, 7/19/2013, James P., Lily Evans P.
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Beast of a Burden
why, why, why did it have to be him, the boy with the too big hands and the eyes green like avarice was supposed to be. Why did it have to be him, the boy holding, hefting the world on his back with too many bones? HPGW Drabble.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 506, favs: 13, follows: 1, 7/6/2013, Harry P., Ginny W.
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Being Blunt
In which Jo does her best to disillusion the good Professor. Rather fluffy. Jo/Bhaer. Drabble. T to be safe.
Little Women, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 704, favs: 31, follows: 6, 7/6/2013, Jo M., F. Bhaer
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Aching Souls
"Lily…Lily, let's do something insane." Her head turns, and the jagged silhouette of her cheek against the cold diamond night shatters. "Like what?" You lean in, your breath wild and hard and loose as her fluttering hair. "Let's get married."
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 2, 6/10/2013, James P., Lily Evans P.