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I'm probably one of those people who are idiots, but in school get good grades.

I'm also lazy, so if you like my story, don't hope for quick updates. Assuming that I'll ever write some story...

My favorite quotes:


As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... Sir Norman Wisdom

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. Geoffrey Parfitt


I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away. Nancy Mitford


When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. Peter OToole


Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns


The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. Andy Rooney

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. Katharine Hepburn


I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. Henry Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we meet. Rodney McGee


All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. Henry Youngman


Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. Rita Rudner

Simple Truth

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin


Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret

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