Hi, I'm Kristine! I'm an aspiring writer, and I feel that I need to work on my characterization. Since I'd like to focus on humorous tales, I've decided to become an in-character troll on various sites, such as Omegle.

Perhaps you've visited a site and had an interesting conversation involving maple syrup with someone called CanaDERP? No? Well, you may one day. If you do, play along--you may find yourself famous. ;)

CanaDERP is essentially Drunk!Canada, and he can do literally anything.

Pull you into a tub of maple syrup.

Jump out of planes and survive.

Jump out of planes and die.

Transform into other characters.

Come back to life and eat you.

Anything can happen when you converse with CanaDERP! He is both best friend and bane of existence to many on Omegle and various chat sites.

But you don't have to lurk on these sites for days on end! :D If you truly want to have a conversation with CanaDERP, simply send me a PM. I'll be sure he gets it, and he'll very likely answer your question in his Ask CanaDERP column, which can be found below! :D

Don't be offended by anything CanaDERP says--he is, after all, a drunk anime character made out of stereotypes. :3

By the way, my other Pen Name on is Volcarona. I created this one so that my followers wouldn't get freaked out by CanaDERP--he's not exactly my usual type of character. XD Go ahead and check that one out for my actual profile, by the way. XD