Hi i'm Fiorenza, and I'm just a regular ol' Greaser/Nerd/Gurly girl/Dreamer.! I love jokes, am obsessed with the outsiders, love writting with a passion, & adore Love!
My fav. Books are : HARRY POTTER!!!The Outsiders, 39 clues, maximum ride, hunger games, house of night, Sisters of isis, Twilight, and Percy Jackson Series. (Including, Kane chronicles, and heroes of Olympus.)
My fave. movies are every Harry Potter , Percy Jackson , Hunger Games , and more to come !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also adore One direction, Maclemore, Kelly Clarkson, Alicia Keys, GLEE, Selena Gomez, Beyoncé One Republic, Maroon 5 , Justin Bieber , Avril lavigne , Bruno Mars , The Wanted , Katy Perry , Birdy, Fall Out Boy, Miley Cyrus, Little Mix , Carly Rae Jepson , Owl city , flow Rida , Drake , Jay sean , Mike Posner , Taylor swift and Carrie underwood
I love God (If you don't that's your business. I still love you! :) )
I love to read (Many things)
I love flowers (All except roses)
I love caramel ( It is like yummy time!)
I love music (Music is a basic nessectiy more important then breathing or spelling.)
I love fire (It is so beautifull)
I love air (Helps me live)
I love water (Is another baeutifull toy)
I love earth (Not the planet the substance. What else would we skip on?)
I love LOVE!!! (Who doesn't? With out love life is just a soundless black and white comercisl)
this is prabally the only serious thing i'll have on here :
97% of you won't post this. When
Jesus died on the cross he was
thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that
cares, put this on your channel.
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LOVELY SAYING/QUOTS/RANDOM FUNNY BITS!!
If you think that the kids should just give the dang rabbit some trix copy and paste this on your profile.
if you have ever tripped up the stairs copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever screamed when you here the washing machine start up copy and paste this on your profile.( i just did.
If you can watch a million scary movies and not get scared but scream when your pop-tarts pop up copy and paste this to your profile.
Your detective name (fav. animial and color) Orange giraff
your witness protection name (mothers middle name.) Jo
Your super hero name(2 fav. color and fav. pop) Yellow pepsi
Your star wars name(1st 3 letters of last name , 1st 2 letters of first name , and Last 3 letters of mum's maiden name.) tho-Fi-th (my last name is thornton , my mum's was too.)
LOVELY SAYING/QUOTS/RANDOM FUNNY BITS!!!!
When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes and demand candy!
I didn't trip i was testing gravity... It works.
I don't Suffer from insainity. I enjoy every moment of it.
Never take life seriously. No one makes it out a life.
A good friend will comfort you when your boyfriend breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
A friend will leave you if the crowd is doing it A best friend will kick the crowds buts
A friend will help you find your prince. A best friend will kidnap him for you.
A friend will ask why he left you. A best friend will know why. (he's gay...duh)
The knack of flying is falling...and missing the ground. :):):):):)
Person 1: Happiness is just around the corner. Person 2: To BAD THE WORLD IS ROUND!! (Im happy because in my world it's square. ;) )
Of all the things i lost , i miss my mind the most (truly sad:( )
364 Days of the year your parents say don't take candy from strangers. But on Halloween they encourage it . Why?????
I have a photographic memory... It just hasn't developed yet.
People who say anythings possible obviously haven't tried to slam a revolving door.
I'm so gangster i carry a squirt gun. With out my receipt. ohhhhhhhhhh
Emmetts the strongest . Edwards the fastest . But Jasper can just sit in a corner and still make you jealous.
Friends : will borrow your stuff for a day and give it back
Best friends : Will say "i broke it...heres a tissue."
Friends: Will bail you out of jail
Best friends : Will be sitting next to you saying "that was freaking awesome!"
Friend:will take the bottle away when you've much
Best friends : Will see you stumbling and falling and still say "bi*h finish that,you know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
If you have ever ran into a door , copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
if you have ever thought a ghost was possessing your computer, when really you were just leaning on a button, copy and paste this to youre profile. (it happend when i was writting ch.3 of Orianna.)
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump.
If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!" then copy and paste this on your status. :D
If you are addicted to demigods and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're that person who checks their email every few minutes to see if anyone reviewed/favorite/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you carry a pen in your pocket all day just because you hope it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you really, really hate when people tell you to read other books when you're reading PJO, copy this into your profile.
If you’re reading Fanfics/PJO when you’re supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents you’re studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (i love doing this. i do it all the time . i know it doesn't matter but i can't help it.)
If you have ever considered going to/call the Empire State Building to ask for an audience with a god/goddess, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you click the elevator button a thousand times even if you know it won't make it come any faster copy this into your profile.
Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste. (I NEARLY SCREAMED.)
If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.
At least 90% of humans would not run down the halls of School screaming 'OH MY GOSH! JASPER IS COMING!' because you gave yourself a papercut on your finger. If you are part of the 10% who would (and I love you if you would) copy & paste this onto your profile
If you give you're stuffed animals really stupid , insanely long , and random names copy and paste this on youre profile.
(my fav. teddy bear is named Joey ,after joey from friends, nico ,after Nico di Angelo , deigo ,after Diego the tiger from ice age , santos. my last name. i also have a tiger named Maxy ,after maximum ride , Grover, after Grover, Theil, after theil from the 7 kingdoms, Santos.)
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake! The average person can't.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dummy cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down, lol.
.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 7
.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights
You are a good swimmer
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 5
.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5
.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 10
.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 4
.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.(to adults)
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 5
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color: ] Brown - $100 [X] Blonde - $50 ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75
Total: $100
Eye Color: ] Brown - $50 [] Green - $75 ] Blue - $150 ] Hazel - $100 [ x] Other - $15
Total so far: $200
Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150 [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [X] Under 5′4 - $0
Total so far: $200 [ :( i'mma shorty ]
Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $300
Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [x] First born - $320 ] Only Child - $250 ] Second born - $150 [X] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $620
Drink?
[ x] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ ] No - $600
Total so far: $1,020 (it was like one sip and it waswaterd down)
Vision? ] perfect vision - $400 ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ x] No correction - $100 [ ] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1,220
Shoe Size: ] 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ x] 7 to 10 - $50 ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1,270
Favorite Colors (multiple): [X] Green - $750 [X] Red - $600 ] Black - $100 [X] Yellow -$475 ] Brown - $300 ] Purple - $225 ] White - $400 [x] Aqua - $350 [X] Orange - $300 ] Blue - $300 ] Pink - $100 [X] Other - $500
Total so far: $4,145
Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [X] Nope - add $1000 [ ] some - $750
TOTAL: $5145 HIIIIIIIGHGHGHGHGHGH SCOOOOOOOOOOOREE!
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1. PJO „ºø„„øº„øº ºø„ PERCY JACKSON „øº copy and paste „øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„ if you love „øº„øººø„ºø„ percy jackson
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON PWNZ - (except for seth and alec volturi. i love them)
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast.
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say, "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
PJO FANS: Say, "Shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid.
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid.
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell, "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
PJO FANS: When being chased use their aweosme demigod powers.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
PJO FANS: Would try to find Camp Half-Blood!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile.
PJO FANS: MUST HAVE THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!!!!
Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Would you cry if I left?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Would you do anything for me?
Percy: No.
Annabeth: Choose- me or your life.
Percy: My life.
Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason because I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you anything is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you love Percabeth, copy and paste this to your profile!
1. You know every characters weapon.
2. You get scared every time you go to a hotel ‘cuz it could be the Lotus Casino.
3. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn't have a tail.
4. You know which pages the good parts are on.
5. You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
7. You started calling your dog Mrs. O'Leary
8. You start guessing who your godly parent is.
9. You've never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way ever again.
10. You have a plan to get out of school in the fall to buy The Mark of Athena, get back home, and still have time to do your homework.
11. You ask the manager of the store if they sell Mythomagic cards.
12. You start doing pro/con list in your head. During Math. When you're suppose to be taking notes.
13. You start spelling out character's names in your spelling words.
14. You have to buy any ,and every, thing that has to do with PJatO
16. You try to figure out how much blue food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
17. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends who haven't read it.
18. The first thing you ask someone when you might them is, "Have you read the Percy Jackson series?"
19. On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth whenever you saw a monument.
20. You yell "Mizzenmast!" whenever you enter a boat.
21. You dream about PJO every night.
22. You curse a god/goddess a lot.
23. You have one ( or more ) pictures of Percy Jackson in your room.
24. You know PJO better then most sane people.
26. You add things to the list every day.
27. You know what you would do if you were Percy Jackson.
28. You argue with your friends if Nico should turn evil or not ( HELLZZZZ TO THE NO, NICO IS NOT TURNING EVIL! )
29. At least half of your friends have read Percy Jackson, or are going to in the near future.
30. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if an Iris Message really works.
31. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards and that you understood them.
32. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far, away cousins.
33. You are trying to learn Greek.
34. You keep thinking about on of the PJO books whenever you go on a trip.
35. Every language you know is a form of Ancient Greek.
36. You shriek every time you see a guy with jet black hair and sea green eyes.
37. You have an instant crush on Nico!
38. You just have to read more about Greek Mythology!
39. You call up the Camp Half-Blood number from the LT.
40. You want to learn Latin SOOOO bad!
42. You copy/post this onto your profile.
43. About 75-100 of your fanfics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over.
44. You have taken every test you can find to see which godly parent is yours.
45. You make sure all your friends ( or almost all your friends ), have an idea what you're talking about when you talk about Percy Jackson.
46. Your friends, at least one, thinks that you're OBBSESSED with PJO, and you even agree to it.
47. A friends ( or more ), think you should start taking pills and/or see a mental doctor, because you're so in love with PJO!
48. You have one or more things related to Percy Jackson on your school stuff, and if someone asks, you give them a badass reason why!
49. You have something on your school things ( or home things ) that says "Daughter ( or son ) of god/goddess and don't even try to hide it, in fact you show it to everyone and anyone that you've ever met!
50. You're nodding and smiling while reading this.
51. You were so busy reading that you missed number 41.
52. You are planning on adding a lot more to this list.
53. You have done 15 or more things on this list.
54. You are obsessed with the PJO pairing of Percy and Annabeth and you're proud enough to call yourself a Percabeth supporter!
55. You love everything on this list
The PJO pledge
I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go.
The hunger games pledge.
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something… Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
The Maximum Ride Pledge.
I promise to remember Max
When someone has leadership skills
I promise to remember Angel
When I see something with gills
I promise to remember Fang
When someone doesn't talk a lot
I promise to remember Ari
When someone is forgot
I promise to remember Gazzy
When I see a giant bomb
I promise to remember Dr. Martinez
When I see a great mom
I promise to remember Nudge
When someone talks to much
I promise to remember Jeb
When someone hates my guts
I promise to remember Iggy
When I see someone blind
I promise to remember Dylan
When I see a face I want to grind
I promise to remember Total
When I see a little dog
And I promise to remember The Flock
When I see birds through the fog
I promise to remember Maximum Ride
Where ever I go.