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The Writing Fedora PM
Joined May '12

Hi :)

I'm just a writing fedora. A GREEN writing fedora. A LIME GREEN writing fedora. A LIGHT LIME-- OK, I'm going to stop now...

How's your day? Mine's great!

No, in case your wondering I do not have an obsession with fedoras, they're just awesome.

Here are some things about me:

Gender: Female

Name: You can just call me Fedora

Fav. Color: Lime Green (if you couldn't already tell...)

Which Maximum Ride Character could you most relate to?: Ummmm... Well, I'm like half Nudge, a quarter Max, and a quarter Angel. I can talk (A LOT), when I'm kinda upset I'll just be like 'Leave me alone!!!!... Or die...' and I guess I am sort of unpredictable sometimes... so yeah!

Percy Jackson Character you most relate to: Ermmmm... I want to say Annabeth... but I'm more Piper.

Hunger Games Character you most relate to: I would say Prim. I would kill a bug, but not animals!!! (unless you're chicken, cow, or pig... SEE YA ON MY DINNER PLATE BUDDY-O!!! *Chicken, Cow, and Pig* RUN BEFORE SHE EATS YOU ALIVE!!!! *me* That's just gross...)

Harry Potter Character you most relate to: I'd say... Professor Trelawney cuz I can predict the future!!!! XD Tonight, for dinner, I will have the lovely cow. (Cow- runs for cover. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!! Me- Someone needs to put him in a mental hospital...)


I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea,

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me,

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake, of course,

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson when a friend says they'll stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia when a friend is scared of heights,

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever i see someone that gives me a fright.

I promise to remember Bianca whenever i see a sister scold her younger brother,

I promise to remember Nico whenever i see someone who doesnt get along well with others.

I promise to remember Zoƫ whenever i watch the stars,

I promise to remember Rachel when a limo passes my car.

Yes, i promise to remember PJO where ever i may go.

I luv PJO!

The Maximum Ride Pledge

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go... :)

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Favorite Pairings:

Maximum Ride:





Maya/Dylan- (I'm gonna write a fic on that.)

Percy Jackson:




Thalico (Even though it's not possible)

Harry Potter:




Hunger Games:


Peeta/Maizy(was it?)


My mottos:

1. Never delete a story and waste it. Put it up for adoption or (if you have one) ask your collaboration writer if they would like it first...

2. Always be yourself no matter what.

3. If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

4. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

My Quotes:

"Trust me, you're not in trouble, you just think you are. EVERYTHING gets better if you just live your life."

"You have dreams, and this may sound creepy, but this happened to you in your former life(s). Explain anything?"

"You say it's just a dream, I say it happened."

Favorite Quotes:

"We can make traps, do sabotage! MAKE BOMBS!! Bombs are good. I love bombs." - Gazzy and Iggy, The Angel Experiment

"I will kick you into next week!" - Max, All books

"Everything you can imagine is real." - Pablo Picasso

"What a slut time is. She screws everybody." - Peter Van Houten, The Fault in Our Stars

"Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children" - Hazel Grace Lancaster, TFiOS

"Hump the moist cave wall. I do not understand... I SAID HUMP THE MOIST CAVE WALL!"- Hazel Grace Lancaster and Issac, TFiOS

"Congratulations, you're a woman. NOW DIE."- Hazel Grace Lancaster, TFiOS

"You can find my leg under the coffee table." - Augustus Waters, TFiOS

List your favourite book characters in no particular order 1-12 :

1. Zoe Nightshade

2 Percy Jackson

3. Rachel Elizabeth Dare

4. Piper McLean

5. Charles Becendorf

6. Connor Stoll

7. Travis Stoll

8. Selina Bouregaurd

9. Annabeth Chase

10. Leo Valdez

11. Juniper

12. Jason Grace

1) You're on a night out with 8 when you are drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?

Selina charmspeaks Percy, therefore drugging him and dragging him back to camp on the gravel road, by the legs.

2) What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?

Annabeth got Charlie pregnant? Everyone would question his gender.

3) 6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?

Connor Stoll and Juniper at a strip club. Hmmm... Grover walks in and Juniper and Grover get in a fight because they see each other at the strip club and then Connor and Travis appear out of nowhere laughing their butts off about their newest successful prank.

4) 4 walks in on 7 and 12 making out. What does 4 do?

Piper walks in on Jason and Travis making out. She laughs because she just now realizes she was dating a gay man the entire time.

5) 10 falls in love with 3, and 1 is jealous. What happens?

Leo falls in love with Rachel and Zoe is jealous. Zoe tells Leo to suck it up because he can't have Rachel or her due to vows and curses. She then proceeds to laugh her butt off at how stupid and pathetic Leo is.

6) 4 pulls up beside you and offers you a lift. Do you accept?

Piper? Yeah, I'd get in a car with her. She's cool.

7) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Why is Connor afraid of Travis? Because Travis has a picture of him in Spongebob underpants, sucking his thumb and holding a blankie.

8) 10 and 5 are about to get married when 9 interrupts.

Leo and Charlie are about to get married when Annabeth interrupts crying about how they were about to have a baby together and demands that the wedding be off. Then Charlie tells her about how the baby is his since he's carrying it in his man-womb. He also says thanks for making Leo cry.

9) Give the name of a romance movie about 3 and 12.

The Way an Oracle Dreams.

10) 1 is in a happy relationship with 9 until 9 runs off with 2. Broken hearted, 1 has a short relationship with 11, an unhappy affair with 6, before following the wise advice of 8 and finding true love in 3.

Zoe is in a happy relationship with Annabeth until Annabeth realizes she doesn't like girls and always loved Percy so she ran off with him. Broken hearted, Zoe has a short relationship with Juniper, an unhappy affair with Connor, before following the wise advice of Selina and finding true love with Rachel.

The Writing Fedora OUT!

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