I'm Buttfaced Miscreant, formerly known as "edwardandbella4eva". I am a recent college graduate and currently working full-time from home.

Currently, I am writing Shoulders, my Rizzoli and Isles fan fiction. I do hope to still finish Bring Him Home, Raising the Littles, and Forbidden, but I was much younger when I began writing them, and I think that they need an update (and some plot overhauls). I'd like to write them in their entirety then post each chapter every few days. For now, I'm focused on my R&I story.

Shoulders is a rated M story currently cross-posted to AO3 under my same username. The story is going to be a slow burn, but I'm aiming for 30 chapters with our detective and doctor. It is my first F/F pairing that I've written, as well as my first rated M piece.

I'm a huge fan of Twilight, Vampire Academy, Divergent, Rizzoli & Isles, and Gilmore Girls. I like canon and non-canon pairings. Right now, my favorite couples are: Alice/Bella, Tris/Eric, Rose/Demitri (canon), Jane/Maura, and Rory/Logan (canon). These couples change at whim, and I frequently read a mixture of pairings.

Currently on my bookshelf: You Should See Me in a Crown, Leah Johnson

Recently read: A Dark and Hollow Star, Ashley Shuttleworth