This was on DownWithDeathEaters’s profile and I wanted to answer it myself so hear you go.
Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
Halfblood Prince. It is the first one I read. I saw all the movies and had all the books on tape before that.
Chamber of Secrets maybe?
Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?
The Prisoner of Azkaban because, even if Sirius doesn’t get to live with him, harry finally had family.
Deathly Hallows part 1 because the seen where Dobby dies is to much for me.
Question 3: Who is your favorite character?
Question 4: What is your favorite spell?
Tarantallegra the dancing leg spell. It is funny and useful.
Question 5: Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?
Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?
Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?
Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?
Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?
I would want to be a spy for the order, but probably would not end up in either.
Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?
Draco Malfoy or Luna Lovegood. Or Ginny, Fred & George, Hermione, Severus Snape ok I should stop now.
Question 11: Who would be your best friend?
Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?
Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?
Question 14: What is your favorite class at Hogwarts?
Question 15: Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?
I would rather send her back to the centaurs. If you don’t know what they do to captive humans look it up.
Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?
Luna, she is fun.
Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?
Begged for it the day it can out.
Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?
I loved the movies and when I had my tonsils removed I was given all the books on tape up to the fifth and then I lost myself into the Magical World of Harry Potter where I currently live.
Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?
When I first read DH and screamed when Dobby died nearly making my mom crash the car.
Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?
Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?
Hogwarts but I want to have an exchange program so I can spend a year in France.
Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?
The Black Lake!!!! I have always wanted to swim in it and still do!!!!
Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?
He never felt evil to me and I was confused when he killed Dumbledore. After The Deathly Hallows I was relieved.
Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?
Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?
Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?
Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH
Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?
Fred and/or Tonks not dying
Question 29: Would you join the DA
FUCK YOU UMBITCH! YOU UGLY TOAD!
Question 30: Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?
Yes, he was charming and handsome in the Chamber of Secrets
Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
Question 32: What type of wand would you have?
Alder: Known as the wood of witches (along with Yew) or Battle Witch wood. Drawing off the element of fire, but also water and earth; Alder is a fast growing tree with a short life cycle. An excellent wood for resurrection spells and is the best choice for summoning and controlling the four winds, banishing and controlling elements. It has a fiery property lends courageousness and passion in your work. Alder: Pale Yellow to Reddish Brown. It is easy to work and is a soft, relatively low-strength, straight-grained, even-textured wood. Works well with hand and machine tools, but sharp cutting edges need to be maintained to prevent tearing the grain.
Phoenix ash: the ash like substances that is left after a phoenix burns. The ash is regenerative and good for healing and quick spell work as well as new and experimental magic’s
Seven and a quarter inches
Question 33: What would your pet be?
A black cat named Sirius just to bother Sirius
Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?
Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?
Question 36: What is your favorite horcrux?
Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?
Question 38: What would you patronus be?
Phoenix if you count magical creatures or Bat
Question 39: What would be your animagus form?
Phoenix or a hawk
Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?
Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
Wesley’s Wizard Weezes
Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?
Question 43: Favorite member of the Wesley family?
Fred and George both of them because they both are amazing but if i have to choose 1 then FRED
Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?
Harry and Cedric,
Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?
Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).
I don’t know.
Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?
V-neck floor-length Slytherin green with matching heels
Question 48: How many times have you read Harry Potter?
Ummmmm I don’t want to answer this.
Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?
Snape and Granger
Question 50: Did you like this survey?
1. Your birth month
2. Your birthday
3. color of your shirt
January - I cried with
February - I kissed
March - I hugged
April - I slept with
May - I showered with
June - I married
July - I hunted with
August - I licked
September - I slapped
October - I went out with
November - I danced with
December - I cheated on
Red - because I am batman
Orange - because I bought him pie
Yellow - because I lost my shoe
Green - because Cas drank the liquor store
Blue - and I didn't poop for a week
Purple - because I'm a teddy bear doctor
Pink - because God commanded it
White - because Bert and Ernie are gay
Grey - because I shot the sheriff
Black - because the voice said I'm almost out of minutes
Brown - because (apparently) clowns kill
I licked Castiel because the voice said I'm almost out of minutes.