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Joined Jun '12

Hey ya'll! i love HP, HG, PJthiO, and Maximum Ride!

name: funkymonkeydance01

age: 14

Favorite colors: black,red, yellow

FRIENDS:Will lend you an umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders.

FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:Dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go hack into a military base

FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things 'ALONE'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

Copy/paste this if you love your best friends!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices:

1) Repost and show you care

2)Inore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care )

Favorite Harry Potter quotes :

NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!-Molly weasley

Why is it follow the spiders, why couldn't be follow the butterflies?- Ron Weasley

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one remembers to turn on the light- Albus Dumbledore

GIVE HER HELL FOR US PEEVES!- Fred & George Weasley

"Always"- Severus Snape

"The thing about growing up with Fred & George is that you star thinking anything possible with enough nerve"- Ginny Weasley

"Can we be called the anti- Umbrige league"? - Angelina Johnson

"Yer a wizard Harry"- Ruebeus Hagrid!

""You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"- Harry Potter

"I'm going to bed before you get us killed!, Or worse expelled"- Hermione

"I don't know where you learned about right and wrong, but you seem to have missed a few crucial lessons."
- Mrs. Weasley

Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-" Fred and George

"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."George

"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."Fred and George

Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, "Harry. How nice to see you."
"Hello, Percy," said Harry, trying not to laugh.
"I hope you're well?" said Percy pompusly, shaking hands. It was like being introduced to the mayor.
"Very well, thanks-"
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous,"said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in return. "Absolutely spiffing."
Parcy scowled.Percy, Harry, Fred, and George.

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. Fred Weasley

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione.

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor." :Harry. HBP.

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, pity those who live without love.": Dumbledore. DH.

"ARE YOU A WITCH OR

NOT!" Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Of all the trees we could of hit, we had to pick the one that hits back," Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"You foul,loathsome, evil little cockcroach,"
"Leave him Hermione, he's not worth it,"
*Hermione punches Draco in the jaw* Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Do you think we'll ever have a quiet year at Hogwarts?"
"No."
"Oh well, what's life without a few dragons?"
- Ron and Hermione, "The Goblet of Fire"

"Who told you 'bout Fluffy?"
"Fluffy?"
"That thing has a name?"
- Hagrid, Ron and Hermione, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant. But scary."
- Ron, paying Hermione a compliment of sorts, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"What happened in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so naturally, the whole school knows."
- Professor Albus Dumbledore, to Harry, "The Philosopher's Stone"

"It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends."
- Dumbledore, "The Philosopher's Stone"

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