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240Afflicted with Filth »
She doesn't know the world, or herself, but she'll always know the boy who meets her in a washed-out King's Cross Station. Even when he starts coming to her in pieces. [NaNoWriMo 2018 - Achieved. Semi-AU/Canon AU. Grey OC.]Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 31, words: 83k+, favs: 308, follows: 363, updated: 5/31/2022 published: 11/1/2018, [Tom R. Jr., OC] Hermione G., Sally-Anne P.
81I, You, We »
(All I want is to be whole, Sakura. All I want is for you to be happy with your beautiful, imperfect self. But that's not possible if I'm the only one living for the both of us.) [Semi-AU/Canon AU. OOC. Sakura/Inner Sakura-centric. Previously known as, 'You and I.']Naruto, T, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 11, words: 19k+, favs: 190, follows: 210, updated: 5/26/2022 published: 5/23/2017, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
38Interchangeable »
Theoretically, she has everything she needs to become a Hero. Technically, she also has all the makings of a Villain. And with a needy vampire always stalking her to remind her of dead fathers, it really could go either way. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Grey OC.]My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 52k+, favs: 101, follows: 114, updated: 10/25/2021 published: 5/14/2018, [Shouto T., OC, Katsuki B.] 1-A Students
12Tom, Evie and Her Immeasurable Disappointment »
Tom has always believed he was special. Evie has always believed he's an actual moron and that yeeting them into a parallel universe future is only proof of that. Her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Crack. Ghost OC. Sequel to, 'Tom and Evie.']Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 64, follows: 72, updated: 10/12/2020 published: 10/9/2020, Tom R. Jr., OC
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Tom and Evie »
Tom Riddle has always believed he was special, but having a girl only he can see constantly criticising him wasn't what he had in mind. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Crack. Ghost OC.]Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 138, follows: 108, updated: 10/6/2020 published: 4/13/2020, Tom R. Jr., OC
22Kings of Limbo »
In her first life, she was bored. In her current life, she's still bored. Becoming a ninja, matriarch and co-founder of a village that was once fictional doesn't change that for long. Destroying the world would likely have the same result, but she kind of wants to do it, anyway. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Non-massacre. Sociopathic/Insert OC. Rewrite of, 'Black Demon of the Leaf.']Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 10k+, favs: 162, follows: 223, updated: 1/26/2020 published: 8/28/2019, Itachi U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru, OC
308Black Demon of the Leaf »
She was a citizen of the fictional Konohagakure, member of a clan that shouldn't exist and an adult mind in the body of a child with some unusual traits. She wasn't good nor was she innocent, but Konohagakure will either redeem her or lead her further down the path of corruption. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Dark/Insert OC. DISCONTINUED. Rewritten as, 'Kings of Limbo.']Naruto, T, English, Drama & Family, chapters: 7, words: 41k+, favs: 725, follows: 845, updated: 8/28/2019 published: 8/19/2014, Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
29Tainted by Filth »
"Did you know," she murmurs, drawing her legs to her chest as she stares up at him, "that I'm a mudblood, Tom?" [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Grey OC. DISCONTINUED. Rewritten as, 'Afflicted with Filth.']Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 3, words: 21k+, favs: 86, follows: 106, updated: 11/1/2018 published: 7/17/2017, [Tom R. Jr., OC] Hermione G., Theodore N.
25Changing Shape »
"Yours, Tom," she answers, and he burns like he's staring into the sun as her irises lighten to a dark brown that would match his own. "I was made for you." Her words are said like an indisputable fact and the weight of it threatens to crush him entirely. [AU. Grey OC.]Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Mystery, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, favs: 137, follows: 175, updated: 10/23/2018 published: 9/3/2018, [Tom R. Jr., OC]
207 Disgust of the Crack »
"I have never been interested in intercourse myself until I met you," was his tame response. She sobbed in despair and revulsion. [AU. Crack. Insert OC.]Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 20, words: 38k+, favs: 209, follows: 191, updated: 11/19/2017 published: 6/14/2016, Itachi U., Orochimaru, OC, Mitsuki
36Immortality with the Dragon Lady »
In which Orochimaru unexpectedly finds himself in possession of a mildly unhinged dragon summon; one that would rather he not question why she can turn into an aesthetically pleasing human. [NaNoWriMo 2017 - Failed. Semi-AU/Canon AU. Crack. Orochimaru-centric. Insert OC. AU of 'Disgust of the Crack.' DISCONTINUED. Indefinitely rewriting.]Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 19k+, favs: 255, follows: 286, updated: 11/8/2017 published: 11/1/2017, [Orochimaru, OC]
60Seal of the Maelstrom
She was one, then she was two. He was whole, then he was not. They were lost, until they were found. Within a world both familiar and new, she would set them on a path of unknown destruction for the sake of no one but herself. [AU. Insert/Antagonist OC. Previously known as, 'Seal of the Uzumaki.' INDEFINITE HIATUS.]Naruto, M, English, Drama & Angst, words: 8k+, favs: 220, follows: 289, updated: 1/25/2017 published: 2/14/2015, Orochimaru, Team Seven, OC
298 Bound by Flowers »
Father's a shady businessman, Mother's (understandably) abandoned them and a dead person has somehow tethered themselves to Sakura's soul. It should've been obvious that it was only going to become more absurd from then on. [NaNoWriMo 2016 - Achieved. AU. OOC. Sakura-centric. Insert OC.]Naruto, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 30, words: 103k+, favs: 594, follows: 406, updated: 11/30/2016 published: 11/1/2016, [Sakura H., Shikamaru N.] Sai, OC
109Carmine and Bubblegum »
There were those who believed that ninja with civilian backgrounds were inferior to ninja hailing from clans. She was one of those who believed otherwise. [AU. Non-Massacre. Grey OC. DISCONTINUED. Indefinitely rewriting.]Naruto, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 34k+, favs: 377, follows: 465, updated: 10/15/2015 published: 12/18/2014, Sakura H., Itachi U., Danzō S., OC
289The Uzumaki Seal »
She was on her deathbed and wondered if reincarnation worked. Apparently it did, and in the strangest of ways. In her former life, she had learned to accept things as they came... This wasn't the exception. [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Insert/Anti-Hero/Grey OC. DISCONTINUED. Rewritten as 'Seal of the Maelstrom.' Warning: It's horrible.]Naruto, T, English, Drama & Friendship, chapters: 17, words: 75k+, favs: 576, follows: 601, updated: 2/14/2015 published: 6/16/2014, Sasuke U., Gaara, Orochimaru, OC
537I'm a what? »
Hold up, hold up. I died, and now I've been reborn into Naruto? And... I'm a what? A ninja? Ha! [Semi-AU/Canon AU. Self-Insert OC. DISCONTINUED. Rewritten as 'Black Demon of the Leaf.' Warning: It's horrible.]Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 33, words: 164k+, favs: 997, follows: 949, updated: 8/19/2014 published: 8/11/2013, [Sasuke U., OC] Naruto U.