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Biography
Joined Jun '12

Age-Less than 20 more than 13

Name-Hunter

School-PBGHS

Location-Florida

Fave. shows-Classified above top secret

Status-Single

Sibling(s)- Dawn Racer

Father & Mother-Classified above top secret

"Stay your blade from the flesh of the innocent"

"Hide in plain sight"

"Never compromise the brotherhood"

These are the ideals that I live by.


Assassin's Creed Quotes

Al Mualim: I applied my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly. I perceive that this also was a chasing at the wind. For in much wisdom, is much grief. And he that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


Altaïr: It is done then. Your schemes, like you, are put to rest.

Robert de Sable: You know nothing of schemes, you are but a puppet. He betrayed you boy, just as he betrayed me.

Altaïr: Speak sense Templar, or not at all!

Robert de Sable: Nine men he sent you to kill, yes? The nine who guarded the treasures secret

Altaïr: What of it?

Robert de Sable: It wasn't nine who found the treasure assassin. Not nine, but ten.

Altaïr: A tenth? None may live who carry the secret. Give me his name

Robert de Sable: Oh, but you know him well. And I doubt very much you'd take his life as willingly as you've taken mine.

Altaïr: Who?

Robert de Sable: It is your master, Al Mualim

Altaïr: But he is not a Templar!

Robert de Sable: Did you never wonder how it is he knew so much? Where to find us? How many we numbered? What we aspired to attain?

Altaïr: He is the master of the assassins

Robert de Sable: Oui. Master of lies. You and I are just two more pawns in his grand game, and now, with my death, only you remain. Do you think he'll let you live? Knowing what you do?

Altaïr: I have no interest in the treasure

Robert de Sable: Ah, but he does. The only difference between your master and I is that he did not want to share

Altaïr: No...

Robert de Sable: Ironic isn't it? That I your greatest enemy kept you safe from harm. But now you've taken my life, and in the process, ended your own.


Al Mualim: Remember, nothing is true...

Altaïr: And everything is permitted.


Al Mualim: Impossible... the student does not defeat the teacher!

Altaïr: La shai'a waqi'on motlaq bal kollon momken.

[Arabic for "nothing is true and everything is permitted."]

Al Mualim: So it seems... you have won then... go and claim your prize.

Altaïr: You held fire in your hands old man. It should have been destroyed.

Al Mualim: Destroy the only thing capable of ending the Crusades and creating true peace? Never.

Altaïr: Then I will.

Al Mualim: We'll see about that...


Assassin's Creed II Quotes

Mario Auditore: Itsa me, Mario!


Maria de' Mozzi: You need a more creative outlet.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: I have *plenty* of outlets...

Maria de' Mozzi: [seriously] I meant *besides* vaginas.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: [rolling his eyes] Mother...


Ezio Auditore da Firenze: Buona sera, Vieri! We were just talking about you. I'm surprised to see you here. I thought the Pazzi hired others to do their dirty work.

Vieri de' Pazzi: It's your family that cries for guards when there's trouble, codardo

[Italian word for 'coward']

Vieri de' Pazzi: ! Afraid to handle things your self?

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: Your sister seemed quite satisfied with the 'handling' I gave her earlier.


Frederico Auditore: It is a good life we lead, brother.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: The best. May it never change.

Frederico Auditore: And may it never change us.


Vieri de' Pazzi: I'm sorry, were you hoping for a confession?

[Vierri dies]

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: [yelling in Italian] Piece of shit! I only wish you'd suffered more! You met the fate you deserved! I hope you...

Mario Auditore: [approaching] Enough, Ezio! Show some respect!

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: [throwing down Vierri's corpse] Respect? After all that's happened? Do you think he would have shown either of us such kindness?

Mario Auditore: You have *killed* Vieri; do *not* become him.

[Mario kneels down to close Vierri's eyes]

Mario Auditore: Requiescat in pace.


Rodrigo Borgia: You can't. You can't! This is my destiny. MINE! I am the prophet!

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: You never were.

Rodrigo Borgia: Get it over with then.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: No. Killing you won't bring my family back. I'm done. Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito. Requiescat in pace.

[Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Rest in peace]


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If you believe in Jesus Christ as your savior put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. 96 percent of adults in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this into your profile

"The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.

The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.

Nor do they want to."

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AUTOBOTS

Proud to be and Autobot!

WAS SUP PEEPS

Favorite Transformers quotes:

"Whats the matter with you, he told us to be quiet, can't you be quiet?" -Optimus Prime

"Agent Fowler can at times be oblique, I find it best to simply nod and mobilize." -Optimus Prime

"What's crackin' lil' bitches, this looks like a cool place ta kick it!" -Jazz

"You feelin' lucky, punk?" -Ironhide

"What are you looking at, slobberpuss!?" -Wheelie

"Damn, I'm good." -Sideswipe, egotistic as always

"You fail me yet again, Starscream!" -Should be obvious, Megatron

"Gotta wonder. If God made us in his image, who made him?" -Epps.

"This is like a freaking house of horrors!" -Wheelie, again.

"You dare point a gun at me! you want a piece of me! I'll tear you to pieces!" -Ironhide, (You know he was talking about Jazz here, when he was torn in two. JAZZ R.I.P) :(

"That wasn't so bad. At least where on the right planet." -Jetfire. The old guy is just hilarious.

"This is what I call, blending in like a ninja!" -Skids, don't mess with the processor-less twins.

"I need you to pull 'em hard. Not now, where on the plane, dumbass!" -Lennox. Its just fun hearing the hottie swear.

"Punkass Decepticon"-Gotta love Ironhide

"OW THAT HURT MAN!"(-Mudflap) "It's suppose to hurt its an ass kicking."(-Skids)

Optimus Prime: "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall."- Transformers: The Movie

Optimus Prime: "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Optimus Prime: "Just remember, there's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory."- Transformers: Original Show

Megatron: "Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?"

Optimus Prime: "You'll never stop at one. I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Optimus Prime: "You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves. From here, the fight will be your own."- Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

Optimus Prime: "In any war, there are calms between storms. There will be days when we lose faith. Days when our allies turn against us. But the day will never come, that we forsake this planet, and its people."- Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

Epps: "Why do the Decepticons always get the good shit?"- Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

"What if we leave, and you're wrong?" -Optimus Prime (Transformers: ROTF)

"I'm too old for this crap..." -Jetfire (Transformers: ROTF)

"BEHOLD! The eternal glory of, Jetfire! Prepare for an opps system overide!" -Jetfire (Transformers: ROTF)

"...You mean that orange smoke?" "Not my best toss okay?" "...RUN!" -Lennox & Epps (Transformers: ROTF)

"Prime, make something of yourself! *Thud* "He's pissed." -Ironhide (Transformers: DOTM)

If you truly believe, there is a Transformer somewhere for you, copy this into your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, autobot Nightmare, Dawn Racer, SolarFlare Prime

If you wished you were a fighter on either the Autobots or Decepticons, copy & paste this to your profile and state whether you're on the Autobots or Decepticons after it in capital letters. AUTOBOTS!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sounddrive, autobot Nightmare, DawnRacer, SolarFlare Prime

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

(call me a Jesus Freak, Holy roller, bible thumper, what have you. I don't care. I believe in Christ and I will stand firm no matter what ANYONE tells me)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

"Warrior"

This is a story that I have never told
I gotta get this off my chest to let it go
I need to take back the light inside you stole
You're a criminal
And you steal like you're a pro

All the pain and the truth
I wear like a battle wound
So ashamed, so confused
I was broken and bruised

Now I'm a warrior
Now I've got thicker skin
I'm a warrior
I'm stronger than I've ever been
And my armor, is made of steel, you can't get in
I'm a warrior
And you can never hurt me again

Out of the ashes, I'm burning like a fire
You can save your apologies, you're nothing but a liar
I've got shame, I've got scars
That I will never show
I'm a survivor
In more ways than you know

Cause all the pain and the truth
I wear like a battle wound
So ashamed, so confused
I'm not broken or bruised

'Cause now I'm a warrior
Now I've got thicker skin
I'm a warrior
I'm stronger than I've ever been
And my armor, is made of steel, you can't get in
I'm a warrior
And you can never hurt me

There's a part of me I can't get back
A little girl grew up too fast
All it took was once, I'll never be the same
Now I'm taking back my life today
Nothing left that you can say
Cause you were never gonna take the blame anyway

Now I'm a warrior
I've got thicker skin
I'm a warrior
I'm stronger than I've ever been
And my armor, is made of steel, you can't get in
I'm a warrior
And you can never hurt me again

No oh, yeah, yeah

You can never hurt me again

-Demi Lovato

Copy and paste to profile if you have beat a boy your age at wrestling

Copy and paste if you believe the saying 'the llama knows all' and holds a llama hand gesture while saying it.

Copy and paste to profile if you are random!!

Copy and paste to profile if you Awesome!!

Copy and paste to profile if you get up at 4:30 am just so you can have time to go on fanfiction in the mornings!!!

Copy and paste to profile if you are an awesome person!!!

Something my friend showed me:

Do you live with or know about child abuse? If you do, or don't read the poem below, copy and paste it into your profile, you never know it just might make someone feel better and give them hope.

My name is Sarah. I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the hard wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me.
There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. And you can help. Sickens me to my soul, and if you just read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgiveness, because you would have to be one heartless person to not be affected by this story. And because you are affected, do something about it!! So all I am asking you to do is take some time to send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that people like her dad do live in our society, and I pray for child abuse to wither out and die, but also pray for the safety of our youth. Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it might just indirectly change a life. Hey, you NEVER know. Please put this on your site if you are AGAINST CHILD ABUSE baCk iT uPP XxX Child Abuse XxX put your name here if you want it all to change and show you care: Ironhide and Lennox, Crystal Prime, Gracie Lou Whitwicky, lillie5

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Moon-Freak00, clam theif, ReDeadphobia, TriggerHappy777, Miss Fangirl, Leontillybalambgirl, Kurissyma san Tybalt, Izumi's Apprentice, animeluverqueen, 2Archangel, Wherever Girl,Fanatic 97, Transformers girl 1234, Amethyst Pyro

95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on top of a building about to jump. Copy this if you are in the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!" I wonder how big the splat mark will be...

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.


If you think Transformers is the BEST THING since freedom of speech(scratch that...since BREATHING), copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list, Firefly95, JasiaVoorhees, autobot leader 101, Lexi2luv, Shizuka Taiyou, and ME...JESUS LUVS EVERYONE!! Sounddrive, CaMaRoFaN14, JustMakeLeftTurns, Galaxywarrioress1234, SolarFlare Prime

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!


If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.

If you call humans "squishies" copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile

If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07, '09 or '11 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Copy and paste this is you have ever cussed someone out using cybertronian slang. ( I said Frag you to a boy who was being mean )

Copy and paste if you are a girl and you know more about Transformers than boys. ( I slagged a boy at school)

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Love vrs. Sex:

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 2/3s of you people that read this won't repost

97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!


If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile!

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!

If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile


WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!! (bold is mine)

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. (I would, but I dont think my parents would be too happy with me...)

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her brother.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots. (Two of my friends I call Jazz and Sunny ;)

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her brother.

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. (I wish)

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade.

24. Acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer


You know your obsessed with with Transformers when...(Everything in Bold, for me, is true)

-You have a spaz whenever you see a Peterbuilt Semi, Camaro, Hummer, or GMC Truck pass by.

You call your computer Teletran 1. (Gonna do that now :D)

-Names enemies after Decepticons.

-Uses a Transformers reference whenever possible. (MY brother now has a twitch in his eye whenever I do...)

-Whenever talking too fast, says your talking like Blurr.

-Whenever you hear the word Soundwave, you cringe. (Literally)

-Will never look at a boombox the same ever again.

-You never try to look at a GMC Truck funny, since your afraid it's Ironhide. (Na, I cuss at it, coz if it is Ironhide, he will get pissed off and speak :3)

You have dreams where you are a in the Transformers world.

-You've watched Transformers at least 20 times, even more.

-You pray to Primus

-You freak out whenever you see a cop car hiding in the shadows, thinking it's Barricade. (I run...)

-You don't call people creepers or stalkers, you call them Decepticreeps.

-You have joined many Transformers fan clubs.

-You've tried to do Jet Judo, and succeeded. (Once...it was a fluke)

-You've tried Jet Judo, and epicly failed. (countless times...)

-You sing the Transformers theme song everywhere and anywhere.

-You were about to cry when Bumblebee was about to die in DOTM. (I wasn't about to cry, I actually DID cry!)

-You blame Blackout for most power outages. (I KNOW its him!! Thunderstorms my ass)

-You think that the world is going to end by a Decepticon invasion. (Well, duh...)

You get annoyed when you say Unicron, and people think you just said Unicorn.

-You hate when people hate on Miko cause she's awesome. (Im jealous of her, she gets to hang out with kickass robots...)

You think that every evil person in the world is either a Decepticon agent, or a Pretender.

-You think that when the Autobots win the war, it should be declared a national holiday.

-You think the Government is hiding the Autobots some where. (I'm convinced they are)

-You annoy your friends and family with your constant Transformers talk. (They think I'm mental...I don't disagree)

-Whenever you hear the word decept, you immdediatly thing of Decepticons. (I made that fateful mistake in class...)

-Whenever your friends say the worst thing happened, you ask if Decepticons attacked them. (Their reaction is similar to this= O.O)

-You wish your phone was a Transformer.


If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

...and cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.


If you think Transformers is the BEST THING since freedom of speech(scratch that...since BREATHING), copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list, Firefly95, JasiaVoorhees, autobot leader 101, Lexi2luv, Shizuka Taiyou, and ME...JESUS LUVS EVERYONE!! Sounddrive, CaMaRoFaN14, JustMakeLeftTurns, Galaxywarriess1234, Amethyst Pyro

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! (I don’t LIKE it, I am OBSESSED WITH IT!)

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!


If you know someone who should be squashed by Megatron, copy and paste in your profile.

If you call humans "squishies" copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy & paste this to your profile

If you stare at a car whenever one passes until you can't see it anymore and it's a car from any from the '07, '09 or '11 transformers movies, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Ten signs of a Transformers fangirl. Copy and Paste if you suffer from five or more of these XD

1.) When you stop at a stop light, you stare at the semi truck next to you until the lights turn green

2.) You posses a long metal pole to practice ninja moves

3.) You scream, "CAMARO!" everytime you see either the old or new camaro from the movie and made a game similar to the "Slugbug Game"

4.) You begin wearing all black and or want to change your eyes to blue, red, or violet

5.) You have watched all three movies at least 5 times

6.) You cried when Prowl and Yoketron died

7.) You always curse in cybertronian (Slag, frag, aft, scrap, etc...)

8.) You posses more than 11 figures of any Transformer era

9.) You prefer bikes over cars any day, even if you can't ride one

10.) You have witness ay transformer character(s) doing "Bad Apple", "Caramelldansen", or seen the video called "Seeker Fukkireta"

Note: If you have suffered through all ten, then you are awesome like me...cause I have all of the above XD

LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1.) Skybyte-RID

2.) Radience Prime-OC

3.) Optimus Prime-Movie

4.) Starscream-Armada

5.) BlueMoon-OC

6.) Prowl-Animated

7.) Soundwave-Prime

8.) Arcee-Prime

9.) Vector Prime-Cybertron

10.) Dinobot-Beast Wars

Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me: You had another nightmare about Scorge?

Skybyte: (Nods)

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Optimus Prime: O///O (Slams the door)

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: I should have never swapped his energon -_-'

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: OwO

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: BIG BROTHER! (Hugs Soundwave)

Soundwave: -///-

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Do you want me to kill Starscream?

Arcee: Please.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Vector Prime: But they called you crazy.

Me: I take it as a compliment.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: ...

Dinobot: ...

Me: ...(Kisses his cheek and walks away)

Dinobot: O///O...-w- Take that Prime.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me: (Hiding behind Skybyte) Keep Trantulas and Arachnid away from me TTATT

Skybyte: (Glaring at the two)

The two: Oo (Runs away)

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: FREE ROAD TRIP! XD

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Starscream: (Cuts house in half) You okay?

Me: O.Q Y-Yes.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Me: Why can't I go again?

Radience: Let's just go watch anime okay?

Me: Uh...Okay?

Down the hall...

Megatron: (Holding a spider toy) Darn it...

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Skybyte: WHY DO YOU GET TO MARRY HER! (Tugging my left arm)

Dinobot: Because You are not worthy! (Tugging my right arm)

Me: (Almost fainted and nose bleeding) *This is the best day of my life XD*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Soundwave: (Posting an embarassing photo of the guy on facebook)

Me: XD Nice.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Opponent: We have swords!

Me: I have a robot (Points to Vector Prime)

Opponent: We have guns...

Me: My robot can stop time XD

Opponent: ...You win.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Dinobot: ...(Kisses me on the lips)

Me: O///o

Dinobot: Finally, peace and quiet.

Me: (Faints)

Dinobot: (Looks down) ...oops...

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: He's super cool and changes into a shark THAT CAN FLY!!! XD

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: I THOUGHT I PAIRED YOU WITH PROWL!!!

Radience: You did!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Me: Alpha Trion OwO So cool.

Optimus: -///-

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: Most defiantly XD

Prowl & BlueMoon: SHUT UP!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: (Hugs Prowl's leg) I LOVE THE NINJA BOT!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: ...

Soundwave: ...(Gives a thumbs up)

Me: Thanks.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: There's Jack.

Arcee: I'm not human.

Me: You have a holoform.

Arcee: Oh yeah.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: O//.//O

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: Oo (Nosebleed)

Skybyte & Dinobot: ...What too much?

Me: ...(Faints)

Skybyte & Dinobot: ...(Look at each other) Yeah, too much.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: (Still fainted from the last question)

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Prowl & SkyByte: SLAG NO!

Dinobot: (Poking the still fainted me) I think we did more damage than I thought.

Would 2 trust 5?

Me: GIRL/FEMME POWER!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Dinobot: Do that again and I'll kill you

Starscream: Oo

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Prowl & Optimus Prime: (Covered in scorch marks) Uh SFP? We burned the kitchen again.

Me: -_-'

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Soundwave: (Govt. Hacker)

Vector Prime: (History Teacher)

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

BlueMoon: (Shoulder length hair) I like it.

Arcee: Thanks.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Prowl: Not bad.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Skybyte: I SLIPPED YOU PREHISTORIC IDIOT! (In Dinobot's face)

Dinobot: I DON'T CARE!

Me: Oo (Still shocked by the other question)

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?

Savior: Sorry Arcee...I meant to send that to Prowl. (Sent a text telling him to meet her at the movies)

Arcee: It's okay, by the way, that one movie with the aliens and robots that came out is good, you two should go see that one.

Savior: Thanks for the recommendation.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: Sorry Prowl.

Prowl: It's okay.

7 won the lottery?

Soundwave: (Puts in in the D-cons bank account)

Me: You have a bank account?

Soundwave: (Nods)

Me: Cool.

8 had quite a big secret?

Arcee: I'm not telling.

9 became a singer?

Me: Oo...=_= That would not work at all.

10 got a daughter?

Me: Who is she!

Dinobot: ...(Points to me)

Me: Oo DADDY! (Hugs Dinobot)

What would 1 think of 2?

Skybyte: Milady (Kisses her hand)

Radience: O///o

All three Prowls: (Evil glares)

How would 3 greet 4?

Starscream: Prime...

Optimus: Stasrcream...

What would 4 envy about 5?

BlueMoon & Starscream: Nothing.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Prowl & BlueMoon: Nothing -///-

Me: (Holding up a picture of Prowl kissing BlueMoon's hand)

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: Nothing

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Me: Opposing factors.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Me: On the battle field!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Dinobot: I've never even heard that con speak.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Dinobot: Nothing!

Is 3 Gay?

Optimus Prime: No!

Transformers: Which side are you on?

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WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!

1. Can know what is happening in the movie by the background music.

2. Can tell you the past of at least two Autobots and one Decepticon in detail.

3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and other such things. (Guilty)

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick them up. (I don't do this one, though I keep a lookout for him)

5. Whenever they leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. (Maintly the Solstice)

7. Blames all power outages on Blackout.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. (Ironhide hehe)

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. (I've given people advice using quotes)

10. Throws wrenches like a certain Autobot medic.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject. (mentally but not out loud)

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain places (I have a few ideas)

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.

15. Gives their friends labels as some of the Autobots. (I'm Jazz and my cousin is Bee)

16. Gives their enemies labels as some of the Decepticons.

17. Wishes they could use a double plasma cannon.

18. Has posters of their favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. (hehe guilty)

20. Has their username having to deal with Transformers. (well I AM a prime after all! ;D )

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Notices every vehicle that even remotely looks like a Transformer. (guilty)

23. Hides from police cars because they remind them of Barricade (that con freaks me out!)

24. Acts and pretends to be a Transformer constantly.

25. Thinks every electronic device they own is a Transformer

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (sorta on a dance team)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (late bday present but still)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST not be able to defend myself.
I sometimes say random, off-topic things, so I MUST not be paying attention.
I'm in a SCHOOL FOR THE ARTS so I MUST be a homosexual emo who cuts.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you cry while reading/writing some fanfics post this on your profile.

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

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If you have ever made plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

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If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (he did. YES!!!!!!)

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. Post this if your ether the 1.9% or 0.1

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF...

you talk to yourself a lot. (a lot meaning all the time...)

you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else

after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..."

you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disappear of the face of the earth.

when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it

you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper

the letters on your keyboard are wearing off

your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome

people think you have A.D.D.

you think it would be cool to have A.D.D.

you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense

you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason

your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago

and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed English 101

I'm the type of person who can watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs whenever toast pops out of the toaster

You Say Pink - I Say Black

You Say Hannah Montana - I Say Avril Lavigne

You Say Jonas Brothers - I Say Linkin Park

You Say Zac Efron - I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron

You Say Rap - I Say Rock

You Say I'm Weird - I Say Thank you

Random Quizzy Thingy

1. Write the name of someone of the opposite gender

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (DON'T CHEAT)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

FEMALE COMEBACKS!

pick up line comebacks, add to it.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation's.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Soul Eater Oath

I promise to remember Kid

Whenever I see something a-symmetrical

And I promise to remember Liz

Whenever I am scared out of my wits

I promise to remember Patty

Whenever I act crazy and/or see a giraffe

And I promise to remember Black*Star

Whenever I feel like the best

I promise to remember Tsubaki

Whenever I help out a friend

And I promise to remember Maka

Whenever I get teased for being a bookworm

I promise to to remember Soul

Whenever someone acts cool

And I promise to remember Lord Death

When I see someone not taking anything seriously

I promise to remember Spirit

When I pass a drinking bar

I promise to remember Stein

Whenever I am dissecting something

And I promise to remember Asura

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Soul Eater! Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Soul Eater fans know

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Warning! Warning! Warning! Scary posts ahead but I just need to post it

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Solar

SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS MEANS!!!:carne con carne, hueso a hueso, cambie la carne en piedra. sentir no más, corazón de piedra. la edad no más, la piel de piedra.

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