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Karamatsu's Vindictive Vendetta Karamatsu is tired of being treated like crap by his brothers, so after a long time of reminiscing, he sets out to even their scores. Rated T for some language and controversial humor. This story might not be as awesome as it sounds, but hopefully, it's funny enough. Either way, you're free to shun me.
Mr. Osomatsu/おそ松さん, T, English, Humor & Family, words: 7k+, 8/19, Osomatsu M., Choromatsu M., Ichimatsu M., Karamatsu M.
27Kiss From a Rose » Amy once again glomps the wrong hedgehog, but this time, it escalates beyond just a simple hug... which makes said hedgehog quite curious of her. ShadAmy, also one-sided SonAmy at first. Rated M for language, depression, and suggestive themes. Before you say anything, yes, the story title was inspired by Seal's song. I'm so brain smart.
Sonic the Hedgehog, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 8, words: 24k+, favs: 49, follows: 53, updated: 7/8 published: 3/24/2018, [Shadow, Amy] Sonic, Tails
Shrek and Shadow Do It Shrek and Shadow do the Shrekx. Rated M for Shrekxiness overload and for my lack of poetic cunning in describing their passionate love affair, because there simply aren't words stomach strong enough to speak it.
Sonic the Hedgehog & Shrek, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, 6/26/2019, [Shadow, Shrek]
2 Zim as Seinfeld What if the characters and the setting in Invader Zim had that special Seinfeld flair to it? Well, here's my take on that concept! Written in half an hour, because I don't have a life. OneShot.
Seinfeld & Invader Zim, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/12/2019, Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
4 Mutants and Monsters » Donatello invents a portal gun which teleports him and Michelangelo to... you guessed it, the Undergrounds! Suspecting some malevolent mutants and Kraang lurk there, they decide to explore this mysterious world and wipe them out... with the help of some friends they make along the way. Rated T for some language, and violence.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles & Undertale, T, English, Sci-Fi & Family, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 21, follows: 31, updated: 5/2/2019 published: 11/8/2017, Michelangelo, Donatello, Papyrus, Sans
2Fifty Shites of Grey A Parody of FSoG, because it's the worst piece of literature to ever be near a bookshelf. Rated M because it's a parody of Fifty Shades of Grey... y'know... because it's so stupid it deserves an M-rating... Oh yeah, and for the sex too, I guess. Huh huh hurr. *scoring low on the funny radar*
Fifty Shades Trilogy, M, English, Parody & Humor, words: 10k+, 5/23/2017
7 The Trauma Planet Janet will do anything to make Wander stay... even crush his spirit. Set during "The Lonely Planet" with a different outcome. Rated M for sexual battery and language. This idea is so unoriginal it's not even funny. PS. Slight hint at Wander/Sylvia towards the end.
Wander over Yonder, M, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 12, follows: 8, 1/5/2017, Wander, Sylvia
4Louie Vs Brittany » Enemies, challenging each other in a tense cooking battle. How much more complicated can things go? Thick with humor. If you didn't find it funny, then, well I tried *shrugs*
Pikmin, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 13k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 8/7/2016 published: 5/13/2014
7 Helloooooooooo, Nurse! Remember that part in the second game, chapter 3, in which Mikan fell asleep on top of Hajime? Well, here's an extended version of it. Heh. Shoot me. Shoot me to death. *Jumps off roof and gets shot simultaneously* Gkhfakushfksjdcbnkjsffsdfswed Pleaseignorethisfanficthankyouverymuchinadvance.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 34, follows: 12, 6/28/2016, [Hinata H., Tsumiki M.]
2 Of Reports and Blackberry Tea Among many other things. Emphasize on "many". Yeah, I went there. I wrote a LukexFlora lemon. As in, they pork. In Layton's office. I apologize. Deeply. Recommended that you have played "Spectre's Call" and beyond.
Professor Layton, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 11k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 3/15/2016, [Luke T., Flora R.] H. Layton
5 Expression of Victory There are countless ways to happily express yourself, but sometimes they get a little inappropriate when it comes to showing them to your crush...Justicykes, 100% fluff. Written on a whim. Not cannon to Trial In And Outside The Courtroom.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, K, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 20, follows: 7, 2/29/2016, [Apollo J., Athena C.]
5 Big Hero 6 Abridged In which Hiro is an evil mastermind, Baymax is Baymax and co. are meat puppets. Also, Krei and his blue evil suit. Go figure. Rated T for some swearing and some crude/maybe offensive jokes.
Big Hero 6, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 4k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 10/27/2015, Baymax, Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago, Prof. Callaghan
1 To The Next Level ...but what exactly is the next level? Nobody quite knows. Sonic/fem!Shadow. Rated M for insanity, and maybe lemon, depending on how gutterminded you are...I say read and find out!
Sonic the Hedgehog, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 14, follows: 8, 6/26/2015, [Sonic, Shadow]
7 Mabel Reads Fifty Shades of Grey You need to read at least the first chapter of "Mabel Reads Twilight" to get this one. I just had the liberty to waste my intelligence on writing this. I will pay you donuts if you read. Only sugar-coated, though. And blueberry. And maybe a hint of strawberry.
Fifty Shades Trilogy & Gravity Falls, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 944, favs: 3, 3/2/2015, Dipper P., Mabel P.
5 Shame He didn't like doing it. He just...didn't. But if a robot was going to constantly analyze it every time it happened, he had no choice but to take action himself to avoid it...even if shame was the only outcome he felt in the aftermath. WARNING: Slight masturbation. No pairings. ONESHOT.
Big Hero 6, M, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 9, 2/2/2015, Hiro Hamada, Baymax
15 Marry Me! » When you want to become Pirate King, you have to be the bravest man sailing the five seas. To be brave, you must be able to defend yourself, face dangers without backing away, overcome your fears, and ask the scariest lady you know to marry you. LuNa fluff. Set sometime after Thriller Bark. OneShot.
One Piece, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 100, follows: 22, updated: 1/2/2015 published: 11/23/2014, [Luffy, Nami]
4 A Typical Phineas & Ferb Episode What the title says. Affectionate parody of this Disney Show; real malice is out of question.
Phineas and Ferb, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 10/29/2014, Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
22Trial In and Outside the Courtroom » Set 2 years after Dual Destinies. Apollo and Athena are happily married, but when returning from the honeymoon back at the Agency, there is a shocking discovery to be made: Athena is pregnant! They feel expectant, but little did they know that Athena would become a suspect for a murder 8 months later...Ultimate Justicykes fic.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 37, follows: 45, updated: 10/21/2014 published: 11/22/2013, [Apollo J., Athena C.] Phoenix W./Nick, Trucy W.
13Sock Opera Abridged The short, mocking take on "Sock Opera". Yes, I'm making fun of one of my favorite episodes on one of my favorite shows. Sue me. Rated T for language and affectionate mocking on this particular episode. Don't read if you can't stand parodies or if you don't like me as a person.
Gravity Falls, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 3, 10/3/2014, Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
4 Twilight: The Retold Story Get ready for the 10,529th Twilight parody! Twilight out of an anti's point of view, which means it will be exaggerated (and a little fictional). Rated T for some language. Tried my damndest with the humor. If it gets enough feedback, I might make New Moon as well :)
Twilight, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, 9/25/2014, Bella, Charlie S., Edward, James
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