Hey! I've written...no stories so far, bet you're going to leave this profile very soon.
Well actually I have written one, but it's on hold and when I do get back to it there will be a major shake up. Mainly because it's been so long and I'm a better writer now :)
Alright things you need to know about me...
1) I don't like filling out bio's
2)I'm on FanFiction.net because, like a lot of others out there, while I'm reading a book or watching a film I'm always filled with so many what if's.
3)I like reading books.
4) I have a profile almost identical to this one on see if you can find me!
5) I really like being able to put those line things down on these pages... if only they came in neon colours...(yes I'm British, and that is how we spell colours, so you Mr. Red squiggly line can go f* yourself!!)
6) I know I'm young and shouldn't swear so much but I do and nothin' is going to change me. Unsurprisingly this makes my fics a little... harsh for some people? Well I don't think swearing is wrong, just language and it has been proven to help with pain (then again that might just be any word..)
There that's all your getting out of me. It's also all I've got to say right now but I'll probably update this sometime...
I'm bored right now, so I'm going to list things you should pass on-
Oh yes, I'm one of those people...
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your face off. (I'm from UK where we would ALL be laughing our heads off)
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, CAPTIYP
If you have ever laughed in a silent room because of something you heard yesterday CAPTIYP
if you have ever ran into a door CAPTIYP
if you have ever asked a random obvious question CAPTIYP
if you want those stupid annoying voices in your head to just SHUT UP already CATIYP
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, CAPTIYP
(damn...why do I always give into to copy and pasting signs so easily...)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that, put it in your profile!
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you are a loser or weirdo and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you just admitted you are a loser or weirdo by copy that into your profile, copy THIS into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have laughed at a movie, when no one else has, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile
If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy and paste this into your profile
spread that copy and pasting love! :P
Friends vs best friends (This is so true...well except for a few)
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - your-name - run"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
Friends: won't post this
Best friends: will re-post this
(I'm not actually this person's best friend, or friend, I just saw it and wanted to share...)