6 Fear and Trembling A look back at one of the most hated character's in the show, and just what kind of adolescence he must have had. Nothing good I tell you that much. Minor language and runaway brain chemicals. [COMPLETE]
Daria, T, English, Drama & Humor, words: 12k+, 6/1/2018, Mr. O'Neill, OC
Conversations for the Heck of it Docked at Arcturus Station and trapped with nothing else to do, Alenko talks to Joker about their new XO - a Commander Shepard - among certain other things. Rated "T" for exactly one swear word that I didn't have the heart to delete, re-uploaded to correct a very silly spelling error (don't trust computers)
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 2/6/2018, Kaidan A., D. Anderson, Joker
12 Who Goes There? » There's something on the Watchtower...
Justice League & The Thing, T, English, Horror & Sci-Fi, chapters: 4, words: 23k+, favs: 14, follows: 21, updated: 1/3/2018 published: 12/22/2017, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl, J'onn J./Martian Manhunter
1 Justice League: Pet Sematary If the movie is going to keep bringing the joke up, then the least I can do is beat it like a dead horse. You brought this upon yourself, Joss Whedon.
Justice League & Pet Sematary, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 12/13/2017, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
2 Nethescurial Bruce, concerned about Diana, asks her what's the matter. Diana responds in terrible, terrible detail. Inspired by the Thomas Ligotti short-story of the same name.
Justice League, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 11/10/2017, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
3 IT: Face the Face Pennywise finds a challenge.
IT, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 837, favs: 8, follows: 5, 11/6/2017
The Bargain Bin: Shorts, Dumb Parodies, and Misc Random vignettes that wouldn't find a home anywhere else.
Daria, T, English, words: 4k+, 9/9/2017
18 The More Things Change » A novel-length (yikes) answer to Roentgen's Iron Chef challenge: "The New Canon". Featuring: most of the cast of Daria 20 years later as they confront the inevitable truth that despite being free from High School, life - yep - still completely blows. To be updated with the reliable speed of a dying mule. Filmed in 70 mm Panavision! [COMPLETE]
Daria, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 90k+, favs: 10, follows: 9, updated: 7/20/2017 published: 5/2/2017, Daria M., Quinn M., Jane L., Trent L.
7 We All Float Down Here, Joker The Joker makes a new friend, and pays for it.
Batman & It, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 6, 7/12/2017
4 The Sirens of Conformity A science fiction-alternate universe plagiarized wholeheartedly from Kurt Vonnegut's short story "Harrison Bergeron". [COMPLETE]
Daria, T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 2k+, 2/9/2017, Daria M., Quinn M., Helen M., Jake M.
24Daily Planet Headlines » "The Daily Planet is a daily, editor-free newspaper proudly serving the Metropolis area and abroad since the last time our building was destroyed by Darkseid. Comments are free."
Justice League, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 17, follows: 16, updated: 1/4/2017 published: 10/24/2015
2 Down By the Bay A response to Brother Grimace's Iron Chef challenge "Conversations Whilst Being Otherwise Engaged" over at PPMB. Further details and words constructed in sentences are inside. Don't worry; it won't bite.
Daria, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 1/2/2017, Daria M., Jane L.
Saved By the Bell, or: The Unexpected Virtue of Sarcasm Christmas shopping goes a little haywire for an unnamed resident of Lawndale, and the town's two chuckleheads might just be his last hope.
Daria, T, English, Humor & Crime, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 12/24/2016, Daria M., Jane L., OC
3 Justice League: This Inhuman Place Stressed and increasingly distant, Clark manages to land the position of caretaker at an isolated Colorado hotel known as The Overlook. Lois is relieved and hopes Clark will find the peace he so desperately needs, but their son John senses a great evil lurking in the Overlook's halls. A Halloween treat based off a novel that I'm sure you can all guess.
Justice League & Shining, T, English, Horror & Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 10/7/2016, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, J'onn J./Martian Manhunter
9 Batman v Superman: An Alternate Ending A funeral for a friend, more or less...
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice & Big Lebowski, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 869, favs: 3, follows: 1, 8/31/2016, Bruce W./Batman, Lois L.
16 WONDER WOMAN: DC ENSLAVEMENT Turnabout is fair play. Dedicated to you, ULTIMATE POWER COUPLE - my sweet, tender flower.
Justice League, T, English, Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 1, 8/7/2016, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
3 The Seventh Seal Diana has a conversation with a very special guest.
Wonder Woman & Sandman, T, English, Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 4, 6/25/2016, Death, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman
40 Special Relationship » Four-Part story. The JLA has a dangerous job; Batman knows it, Wonder Woman knows it, everyone knows it. And they know just as well that danger is often tragically unpredictable. Very loosely inspired by "The Sandbaggers" episode of the same name. [COMPLETED]
Justice League, T, English, Tragedy & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 17k+, favs: 48, follows: 33, updated: 5/21/2016 published: 4/22/2016, [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
12 Mr Pennyworth's Rough Morning Alfred finds himself ill-prepared to meet Bruce's house-guest...
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 72, follows: 20, 3/30/2016, [Bruce W./Batman, Diana P./Wonder Woman] Alfred P.
22 Ever Since Jason Died The Dark Knight undergoes some painful introspection...
Justice League, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 66, follows: 19, 2/23/2016, [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman]