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The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 22, words: 104k+, favs: 12k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 7/12/2022 published: 9/7/2014, Harry P.
14 Light Yagami Fails At Romance
Love confessions are hard. Love confessions are harder when your crush thinks you're Kira...and when you take love advice from your kid sister, naive coworker, and overenthusiastic ex-girlfriend.
Death Note, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 113, follows: 40, 1/22/2020, [Light Y., L] Misa A., Matsuda T.
194 Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies »
Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 29, words: 87k+, favs: 657, follows: 378, updated: 1/10/2020 published: 1/7/2020, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
2 The knife's out of your stomach (but the bleeding is so much worse)
Piper is dead, and everything is back to normal. Why can't Emma stop looking for the killer? Takes place through episode four of season 2.
Scream, T, English, Angst & Horror, words: 315, favs: 4, follows: 1, 12/20/2016, Emma D.
6 Making History
Just before the 49th Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen killed a gamekeeper and started a rebellion. That was all Panem cared to remember.
Hunger Games, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 542, favs: 44, follows: 24, 12/20/2016, Katniss E.
18 In Which Galinda Upland Gets What She Wants (As Always)
Galinda felt like one of those tortured heroines in her romance novels: Forced to choose between her two great loves. Except, well, what if she didn't have to choose? Now, all she has to do is convince Elphaba and Fiyero that they should all be romantically involved. Just one little problem: Those two hardly even know each other!
Wicked, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 89, follows: 23, 6/27/2015, [Glinda U., Elphaba T., Fiyero T.]
59 Cool Jutsu Aren't Everything
Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.
Naruto, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 282, favs: 320, follows: 119, 6/13/2015, Hiruzen S.
131 The Bet »
"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 897, follows: 264, updated: 12/31/2013 published: 12/24/2013, James P., Severus S.
45 You-Know-Who
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 772, favs: 270, follows: 89, 12/8/2013
7 The Aversion of Tragedy
Sue Snell had many opportunities to save the lives of her friends and classmates, but she innocently missed all of them. In this cruel world, compassion and kindness brought only lifelong guilt. But this is only one world among many.
Carrie, T, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 64, follows: 20, 12/8/2013
14 Forever
Forever. Do you know what that's like? Can you even begin to imagine it? Of course not. You're a child, after all, whether you're ten or a hundred…or eighteen. Just a child.
Twilight, T, English, Angst & Supernatural, words: 445, favs: 52, follows: 17, 12/8/2013, Bella
13 Nothing
They say that identical twins can feel when the other is injured. George Weasley wished that were true.
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 249, favs: 71, follows: 24, 12/8/2013, George W., Fred W.
18 The Short-Lived Romance of Renesmee Cullen
Renesmee Cullen is eight years old when she loses her virginity. It's a little disappointing, but she had fun and it was all consensual...no matter what anyone else might think. After all, he may be twice her age, but she was always the mature one in the relationship.
Twilight, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 400, favs: 69, follows: 25, 12/8/2013, Renesmee C./Nessie, OC
228 Goal-Oriented
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 4k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 693, 12/7/2013, Sasuke U.
275 A Matter of House »
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship & Family, chapters: 12, words: 24k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 326, updated: 8/13/2013 published: 7/16/2013, Bellatrix L., Molly W.
17 The Art of Failure
With Jack Spicer on their side, evil was sure to lose.
Xiaolin Showdown, K+, English, Humor & Angst, words: 813, favs: 70, follows: 25, 6/16/2013, Jack
32 The Easy Choice
You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 527, favs: 175, follows: 57, 6/12/2013, Harry P.
38 A Traditional Cure for Persistent Pests
After the summer, Hermione meets Luna in the library, who insists that the brunette has been befuddled by a magical creature, the Triskin. The cure is simple enough, but leaves Hermione a bit flustered.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 212, follows: 70, 6/12/2013, Hermione G., Luna L.
41 A Family Thing
The trouble with large families is that nothing you do is ever truly unique. To fill the time during prefect rounds, post-war Ginny and Draco begrudgingly hold a civil conversation which quickly turns competitive...
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 124, follows: 41, 6/12/2013, Draco M., Ginny W.
21 (Not Quite) Necrophilia
When it comes to dating, being a corpse isn't usually a plus.
Twilight, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 553, favs: 74, follows: 32, 6/12/2013, Bella, Edward
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