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NOT Sherlock's Fault
What brings John, Greg, and Molly to a pub in a foul mood on Valentine's day? There is one thing their situation has in common: It's NOT Sherlock's fault!Sherlock, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 20, follows: 1, 2/13/2015, Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
17The Boy Who Grew Up »
What if the characters of "Sherlock" used to live in Neverland? Peter has grown up, and no one has the same physical appearance or ethnicity they used to have. Some characters manage to find and recognize each other. This is how their conversations might go. A series of unrelated one-shots. "Sherlock" character's roles vary in each chapter. Rated T for some chapters.Sherlock, T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 6, follows: 9, updated: 1/17/2015 published: 12/12/2014, Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
30 Death by Negligence »
What's the best way to annoy someone? Sing a parody of a famous song for them of course! Unrelated one-shots, where characters sing parodies to tick someone else off. No one is safe from singing or being sung at, no matter if they're the British government, or a tenant of 221 Baker Street! It's the Drugs squad's turn to sing...Sherlock, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 16, follows: 9, updated: 12/20/2014 published: 11/2/2012, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
106 The Questionnaire »
"I have a list of hypothetical situations here. I will read them and I want you to tell me how you would react in those situations." John looked uncertain for a moment, then he sighed in resignation, "Fine, ask away." When Sherlock manages to drag his friends into his social experiment, insanity ensues. Inspired by the AU stories in the Sherlock fandom! Next up: The Drugs Squad!Sherlock, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 17k+, favs: 76, follows: 45, updated: 12/18/2014 published: 10/28/2013, Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson
18 Confusing Initials
For My dear friend, Ennui Enigma's birthday! John doesn't seem to be able to get a break. As if the problem with his blog wasn't enough, he now has to deal with the confusion of who is writing what at the comments section of today's post. Why does everyone have to use their initials?Sherlock, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 18, follows: 3, 12/15/2014, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper
8 Wool Gathering
A 221B For Jack63kid's birthday. John's wool gathering has some unusual after effects...Sherlock, K, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 280, favs: 1, follows: 2, 12/11/2014, Sherlock H., John W.
326How it Would have gone! (in Study in Pink) »
"I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything that you could call recreational." John said confidently. Donovan came in the living room carrying a chess board, "What do you call this then?" My brain veered from the show's original lines and made up it's own dialogue!Sherlock, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 25, words: 12k+, favs: 106, follows: 114, updated: 6/16/2014 published: 6/11/2013, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
36 Hush, little Sherlock »
"I can't sleep!"John rubbed at his eyes in exasperation, "What do you want us to do, Sherlock? Do you want me to sing you a lullaby?""Would it work?" Sherlock asked"That's what they are designed to do after all""Alright then, sing away!" Sherlock, John, Lestrade, and Anderson have to spend the night in a dorm room Can they manage to get along and go to sleep already?Sherlock, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 56, follows: 15, updated: 9/29/2013 published: 9/28/2013, Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Anderson
20 You remind me of someone
A conversation between John and Sherlock. Sherlock does not like John's mustache, so he uses every means possible to persuade John to shave it. But John wouldn't be swayed that easily. Who would win this battle of wits? And what does Lestrade have to do with this?Sherlock, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 637, favs: 19, follows: 3, 9/9/2013, Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
14 Why Sherlock keeps taking John's laptop?
John and Sherlock have a conversation in order to find an answer to the above question!Sherlock, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 914, favs: 19, follows: 3, 9/6/2013, Sherlock H., John W.
11 On the way to the tube
A look into John's thoughts as he walks from his therapist's office to the tube station at the beginning of "Study in Pink". An answer to Lucy36's 5 word challenge. Rated T for swearing and general foul mood.Sherlock, T, English, Angst & Humor, words: 817, favs: 3, follows: 1, 7/12/2013, John W., M. Stamford
26How it Could Have Gone! (in Hounds of Baskerville) »
What if Sherlock doesn't give in easily when John said "Cold turkey, we agreed. No matter what." John needs to remind him of that agreement! My muse came up with dialogue of her own...Sherlock, K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 955, favs: 19, follows: 11, updated: 6/20/2013 published: 4/1/2013, Sherlock H., John W.
179So, Sherlock »
On going series of oneshots. A series of conversations between Lestrade, Sherlock & John as they compare themselves & those around them to characters from other works of fiction. With occasional appearance from other characters. Ch 22, "Mash-up II", Lestrade is still drugged & his analogies are getting crazy! Disney princesses,Transformers & little women are just a few of them!Sherlock, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 22, words: 18k+, favs: 48, follows: 55, updated: 5/27/2013 published: 10/7/2012, Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
15 Mrs Hudson's Wall of Shame
Mrs. Hudson is very angry with her tenants, so she lines them up for a mug shot to go on her wall of shame. Will she get the photo she needs? For Johnsarmylady's birthday!Sherlock, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 18, follows: 2, 5/11/2013, Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson
58Coffee and Deductions »
When John and Sherlock go to restaurants or cafes for different reasons, they deduce those around them to pass the time. But the results are not always what they expect, sometimes they get observed themselves! A series of one shots. Chapter 8, "Through the woods and into the restaurant" How do our detectives deal with getting lost in the woods? For Lucy36's birthday!Sherlock, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 12k+, favs: 26, follows: 41, updated: 4/5/2013 published: 12/3/2012, Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
28 How it Should have gone!
This is how I liked the conversation to go in Buckingham Palace after Mycroft informs Sherlock of Ms. Adler's 'profession'. First three lines are the dialogue from the show. Rated T for the material they discuss.Sherlock, T, English, Humor, words: 305, favs: 27, follows: 5, 1/4/2013, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
15 Snowballs! »
It all began with John and Sherlock chasing their quarry in a snow covered country side. The chase led to interesting results. The duo decide to prank some of the people they know for Christmas. First stop: Mycroft!Sherlock, K+, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 29, follows: 13, updated: 1/4/2013 published: 12/13/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
16 What's cooking John?
Written for the challenge in Mrs. Hudson's Kitchen. A 221B, John has to cook up something in the kitchen, and fast!Sherlock, K, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 241, favs: 8, follows: 5, 11/14/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
24 221 Boo! »
Anderson and Sally pull a bad prank on John and Sherlock for Halloween, and the duo take revenge! Two 221Bs in chapter one and three 221Bs in chapter two. Challenge by johnsarmylady. Rating for the nature of the pranks!Sherlock, T, English, Humor & Suspense, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 7, updated: 11/1/2012 published: 10/29/2012, Sherlock H., John W., Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson
15 A Wild Goose Chase
John goes on a tresure hunt in their flat. He is in for a surprise!Sherlock, K, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 5, 10/2/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
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