11 So We'll Go No More A-Roving, for Fear of Furry Monsters » Halloween! Gonzo joins a daredevil reality show more dangerous than anything he's done yet; Kermit and the whole Muppet troupe join in a charity haunted house that's scarier than it appears; game show host Snookie Blyer has to deal with producers, absurd tropes, and Big Mean Carl; and the Newsman cries Monster. His phobia may be justified after all. Features all the Muppets!
Muppet Show, K+, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 67, words: 353k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 10/8/2018 published: 6/12/2018
History Lesson The American Revolution and the American melting pot, from a Muppet perspective, as explained by the Newsman. One-shot. Takes place between "Love Reign O'er News" and "Death & the Matron." Originally published on Muppet Central. NewsmanXOC
Muppet Show, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 6/5/2017
Blintzes in Birdland Zoot hasn't had reason to think about his Jewish heritage in ages...until a young fan reconnects him to his roots, at the time of Shavuot. Written for a friend on Muppet Central. One-shot.
Muppet Show, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 6k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 6/5/2017
12 Death and the Matron » Book 2 of the Newsman Trilogy; sequel to Love Reign O'er News. Newsie's dead mother disapproves, and vows to separate Newsie and Gina; a Museum exhibit of Muppasaurs and a Muppet mummy, curated by Dr Phil Van Neuter, proves ridiculously dangerous; and everything goes sideways at a charity show featuring the Amazing Mumford. All the regular Muppet cast included in the chaos!
Muppet Show, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 17, words: 93k+, favs: 3, 5/30/2017
13 Love Reign O'er News » Book 1 of the Newsman Trilogy. The Muppet Newsman is used to things falling on him. He never expected one of them to be love. NewsmanXOC. Newsie meets a Gypsy girl who adores him; but though his love life improves, his News Flash curse seems to be getting worse! Muppet hijinks aplenty with the whole cast. Orig. published on Muppet Central.
Muppet Show, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 36, words: 148k+, favs: 4, 5/12/2017
Tidings of Comfort and Joy » Everyone has gone up to Bear Farm for a Christmas celebration...everyone, that is, except the Muppet Newsman. Will he be able to join them, and for once enjoy the holiday, or will it turn into another miserable Yule experience for him? Based on "A Muppet Family Christmas," featuring the Newsman and numerous Muppet Show cast members. (Originally published by me on Muppet Central.)
Muppet Show, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 1, 5/12/2017
26 Everything Changes » What if Penny discovered she wasn't at all related to her Uncle Gadget? What if the Inspector wasn't as clueless as he seemed? Shippyfic sparked by a pic seen on the Rule34 site featuring a grownup Penny and Gadget. Based on the original cartoon; no Gadgetinis or movie stuff. Very, VERY rated M.
Inspector Gadget, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 24k+, favs: 46, follows: 26, 7/3/2013
3 Jeanette Redux Inspired by the "Gadget & the Gadgetinis" episode "The General's Daughter." What if Jeanette had wanted to pursue a relationship with Gadget following the Disarmament Ball? A bit of silly shippy fic. WARNING: rated M for adult situations!
Inspector Gadget, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 5/25/2013