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It feels SO good to be BAAAAAACK (In black)! Lemme just work the kinks outta my neck/creative muscles/cock. If you've made it this far, you're about to be greatly pleased. I ain't much for small talk,(Actually, I am. Bartimaeus can testify to that) so I'll get straight to the point. Directly to the neck. Right into the jugular. Hangin' a left and headin right into the-

*Hack, cough, splutter.*

Ahem. I will be posting my overactive imaginings on here, such as what I think would've been better story-wise to certain tales, and my take on what woulda happened if I could've been there. I'll try to be entertaining as well, but don't hold yer breathe. (actually, do. I'm amused by the pretty colors your face is turning)

Now, for my magical legal mumbo-jumbo. "I do not own any of the copyrighted characters, settings, franchises, music, or any other thing you find disturbing in my fanfics. My own OC's and original content is however, mine. If you wish to show my fic ANYWHERE, feel free to do so, but you must credit ME and leave a link to its page on this site. Nor may any of the material that is mine be used for advertising or marketing other than for this site. 'Cuz the guys'n'gals here at Fanfiction are epic." Okay, that's it, show's over folks, no more magic for me. Now then...

NEW! 11/2/12 Read me! For Waking Death, just to reiterate on it, my character's name is Roy. He chose the moniker (False name) Mustang as his last name, since Full Metal Alchemist had not yet been published when he woke up within the timeline! I do own Roy! I DO NOT own Roy Mustang, character from FMA. Just to make my point entirely clear. So Mister Mary Sue will kindly shut the hell up!

My speech patterns on this are subjective. Emphasized things are usually in CAPS. I try not to have this too often. Don't wanna look like some moron who forgot he had the caps lock on. For half his damn paper. Hahahahaha, yeah, you know who I'm talkin' about, buddy. That's a swing at you.

Now typically, in my fics, there is an explanation of the different markings at the top, right under the title.

Speech has " marks around it. Quotation marks, very simple. Things in bold or italics are like that to distinguish those phrases from the rest of the sentence.

Thoughts have ' around them, and are in italics.

Radio transmissions are usually in "italics" like that,

Beyond that, my commentary will be in (LOL, comment goes here) parentheses.

Text like this will be for end of chapter comments and things that the narrator/voice-over says, or for just plain demonic voices in the character's head. Imagine the voice at the start screen of every Resident Evil game.(Sans the new crap. I want a chain-smoking janitor to rasp out "Resident... Evil," at the beginning of every game, damnit) Or from the beginning of every SAW movie, y'know, where he says I want to play a game...

Updates are just below this line.

Holy crap, I'm updating again! 9/22/13. I'm currently working on ST, WI, WD, LiP, MW, CL, and am slaving away to crank out new chapters whenever I've got spare time.

UPDATE! 9/26/13 OKAY, I have just pushed the old Roy out the door on the end of my shotgun. The new and improved Roy of Waking Death will be much more like you and me; younger, more rude, crude, crass, perverted, and less like Superman's ugly cousin. I have several new fics on the market, namely Soldier Testament. That will be my focus until it has been completed, at which point I will then post a second Mass Effect fic, titled "The Assistant." It will be somewhat similar to ST, and you can find a preview of the first chapter in ST itself, chapter 17. It's almost as badass, if I say so myself. And I do, oh, I do.

NOW, unfortunately, updates for anything and everything other than ST are going to come out at half the speed of smell. My apologies for that but I only have so many hours to waste away for you slave drivers. So get used to it, I work for a living. Moving on, thank you for reading, and thank you for reviewing. You know who you are, and I love you. Just don't stalk me, okay? I've already had to file three restraining orders, my junk can't take the abuse of a dozen women at once.

I don't get enough sleep as is.

Anyway, that's it. CARRY ON!


From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution 1997-2008

A great Character and funny host, you will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, DarkSamuraiX1999 foxgoddess07, thymistacles, chaosthesith89, Darth Void Sage of the Force, Akuma-Heika, Shadow of cobra, Blade8821,

Copypaste that if you, too, are a true fan of Toonami and Tom! *Sniff* I miss the little robotic smartass.

Please, rate and comment as you readers see fit.(That means read it first, you bastards)

Also, a little bit about me. I am male, on planet earth, (mostly) human, very intelligent, have an epic sense of (crude, dry, english) humor, and I have a highly developed sense of irony.(Try to guess where that one's from, I dare you)

"Rangers lead the way; right behind the Marines! OORAH!" -Unofficial motto of the USMC Force Recon. Semper Fi, my brothers.

"Okay, how many times do I have to kill you, to get you to shut the fuck up?!" -Having an immortal friend isn't always the best thing ever. Especially when they're annoying.

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