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Hello! Welcome to my page. I hope you find this neat.

To start things off I am a fan of these animes/cartoons:

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Avatar: The Last Airbender

The Legend of Korra

Steven Universe


Naruto (English Dub; I am a full-fledged fan again! Now let's celebrate with Pinkie Pie's PARTY CANNON!!!)

Naruto: Shippuden (English Dub; Gotta love Deidara and Hidan! [Waves fan-girl flags.])

Code: Lyoko (English Dub; I am a full fledged fan again!)


Inuyasha/The Final Act (English Dub)

Sailor Moon (English dub)

Sailor Moon Crystal

Danny Phantom (FINALLY FOUND A SITE WHERE I CAN WATCH IT ALL WITHOUT ANY HASSLE! Got it bookmarked too. Also I finished watching it in a three day time span just like how I finished watching A:TLA. :3)

Yep. I am an anime fan.

Here are some of my non-animated faves:


Doctor Strange

Stranger Things

Wizards of Waverly Place

Harry Potter

To Kill a Mockingbird (The book and movie)

The Great Gatsby (The book)

The New King James Bible (Yes, I am referring to the book)

Dear Dumb Diary (the book series)

Fanfiction (Duh, why else would I be here)

Danny Phantom Theories of Mine:

1) What are Ghosts in DP?

When it comes to ghosts in the DP universe, they are Butch's original intent: another species (or in black-and-white morality: monsters). I don't believe they are the actual dead. In some cases, I do believe they were meant to be something like an anti-version of a dead person (like Ember being an anti-version of a dead pop star) kinda like how Fairies have Anti-Fairies in Fairly Odd Parents. Then there's the chance they are just screwing with humans by saying their the dead and that joke kinda went too far and ended up creating ghost stories (Pun not intended) like Bloody Mary and Slender Man (Wait, the latter is a ghost story and the former is a creepy pasta... Oops...). Then there is the fact ghosts actually do have DNA. It has been blatantly said on various occasions, like in the finale when Vlad spits (figuratively) right in Jack's face in outer space.

Some of the writers probably forgot the original intent of what ghosts were suppose to be in the series. It's kind of like how the writers of Spongebob forget that Spongebob (which I still hate for giving things like "Gift of Gum", "Stuck in the Wringer", "One Coarse Meal", "The Splinter", "A Pal for Gary", and "Pet Sitter Pat") is a freaking sponge! Yes, they actually have. Don't believe me? How many episodes are there that are like "Abrasive Side" and "Suds" out there? I dare you to do a count out of the TOTAL number of episodes made/announced in a "x/x" or "x:x" format (Sponge related episodes (AKA where the episode/plot knows Spongebob is a sponge; no the title sequence does NOT count, cheaters)/Total number of episodes).

I do also have alternate versions of for the theory how another species would work, but they all stem from the same premise.

My Favorite Youtubers:



Media Master


Crash Course


Cartoon Watchers (It's a Rerun)

Favorite Youtube Videos:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4_LMbStcJY [Inuyasha is a very BAD doggy! XD]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdcIh6rmYa4 [Glitches]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5SDdbSNrEw [Weird games]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dzHHVUwfpo [More weird games]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1SFm62Etyc [More glitches]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=661mM64A_xI [And never leave Naruto and Sasuke alone with an ostrich...]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fynv7ILouh4 [The Third has a runny orange nose! XD]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJUEPSlb2Xk/www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD0BeoAKcvs [MIND SCREWS! :D]

Favorite Quotes from Shows:

Naruto Series:

Naruto: HA! HA! HA! Give it up! You are just bent because you don't have the guts to do what I do! Losers! Wannabes! You'll never catch me! HA! HA! HA!

Naruto: *Hanging upside down from the Third Hokage's face on the Hokage Monument* HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'M A BOOGER!

*Gai throws an exhausted Kakashi into the air and gives him a piggy-back ride, with trumpets blaring in the background, disturbing the others*
Naruto: That's just wrong...
Sakura: Grown men playing piggy-back... it's almost creepy...
Tenten: Oh, brother...
Lee: What the? I get it...a training exercise!
Gai: So you wanna see faster? I'll show you faster!
*Gai runs off with Kakashi flapping around in the wind like a rag doll*
Gai: What's wrong, slow pokes? Can't keep up with me? Let's go!
Sakura: It looks even weirder when they're in motion...
Lee: *Bends over to offer Neji a ride* Neji...
Neji: Forget it!

Tobi: Oh dear, oh dear! Uh... Ninja Art... [Disappears and begins popping out of the ground near the Pursuit Squad, hitting them with a feeble little twig that has one leaf. Poofs onto a tree after hitting three of three pursuit members (Sai, Shino, and Yamato).] Oh! I've got it! I am going to name this Jutsu "Ninja Art: Whack-a-Mole Jutsu"!
Kakashi: Except it's the mole doing the whacking not the other way around...

[Tobi and Zetsu find one of Deidara's arms.]
Tobi: Well, what did you know? Looks like Deidara is gone too. Blew himself to bits from the looks of it! Don't you think, Mr. Zetsu? [Grabs the arm.] There are probably body parts scattered all over here! [Starts to laugh, but is interrupted.]
Deidara: Get your hands off that, you fool!
Tobi: Hey! He's alive!
Black Zetsu: Where's the Jinchuriki?
Deidara: Don't look at me; I did my job.
Tobi: Dear, dear, you must of had a close shave, huh Deidara? But you're in one piece? Oops, sorry.[Brief yet awkward silence.]
Deidara: Tobi, even the Buddha loses patience when insulted a third time. One more word and there will be no doubt about the cause of your death!
Tobi: You're just gonna bomb me to death, right?
Black Zetsu: That was the third one!
Deidara: [Strangles Tobi with his legs. Tobi struggles for air.] DEATH BY SUFFOCATION!!!

Tobi: One-Tail, Two-Tails, Three-Tails... I am the Ten-Tails!
Deidara: [Blows Tobi up.]

Kakuzu: [To Hidan.] If you wanted my help, Hidan, you should have asked sooner.
[The Leaf ninja are shocked to see Hidan still alive.]
Kakuzu: You were the one who told me to stay out it at the start. I don't really think you are in any position to complain right now.
Hidan's Head: [Grunts s bit for a moment. Chuckles weakly.] Alright, alright, point taken. So maybe I did tell you not to butt in, but I assure, my friend, it wasn't out of disrespect or anything like that. Anyway, Kakuzu, would you mind bringing my body over here for me? [Laughs weakly.] Come on, Kakuzu, won't you please bring my body back to my head? Please, Kakuzu? Old friend? Pretty please! [Kakuzu jumps to Hidan's head and then picks it up.] Huh? No, hey wait, what are you doing?! I asked you to bring my body to my head, not the other way around! Don't you get it?!
Kakuzu: It's lighter this way.
Hidan's Head: What do I care? This isn't about you. Hey! Are you even listening to me?!
[Kakuzu holds onto Hidan's head by his hair.]
Hidan's Head: Ow, ow! That hurts! Hey Kakuzu, you're pulling my hair! Do you mind!?
Kakuzu: I would think your neck wound would hurt more.
Hidan's Head: You idiot, of course it does! It hurts like a SON OF A B*@$&! This is no ordinary injury, let me tell you!
Asuma: [Thinking.] Incredible, he's still alive.
Hidan's Head: Yeah, it really really hurts, you know! You fools have no idea how incredibly painful it is having your head sliced off!

Tobi: [Points to a dumpling shop.] Hey! Hey! Hey! Deidara look! A dumpling shop! [Flops around like an idiot.] Let's take a breather can we? Can we? We've been walking all day and I'm totally exhausted! [Madly dashes to the dumpling shop.] BWAAHAHAHAHA!
Deidara: You don't look that exhausted... [Walks over to the dumpling shop and sits down next to Tobi.] You act like a four year old sometimes, you know that?
Tobi: Ah, what's the rush? We're trying to catch one of the tailed beasts but we don't even know where it is. What's gonna hurt if we kick back for a bit?... By the way, which one are we after again?
Deidara: [Annoyed.] THE THREE TAILS!!!
Tobi: First we find them, then we catch them! Just leave it to Tobi, okie dokie?
Waitress: [Hands Deidara and Tobi their dumplings.] Here you go. Dumplings for two.
Tobi: [Bouncing in his seat.] OOOOOH! These look tasty! Let's see, let's see! [Picks up the stick holding the three dumplings and reaches for his mask. Deidara tries to hid the fact he's trying to get a peek under the mask. Tobi quickly turns around, crushing the chance of Deidara getting a peek.] Oh! These are so good! The sauce is out of this world! Not too sweet, not too salty! [Deidara takes a bite out of his dumplings in annoyance that he didn't get a peek under the mask.] That really hit the spot, huh? [Turns around and looks into the shop and spots a porcelain piggy bank. Tobi points to it.] Hey Deidara! Get a load of this! [Deidara looks at the piggy bank in annoyance and disgust.] That looks exactly like your work! [Deidara's patience runs thinner.] Could it be that your art style is... A rip off? [Covers the part on his mask where his mouth is. Deidara fumes.]
Deidara: Tobi...
Tobi: [Yelps and runs away.]
Deidara: YOU'RE DEAD!!! [Sends Tobi flying away with a smoke trail behind the poor moron.]

Tobi: I DID IT! VICTORY! VICTORY! [Faces Deidara.] DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE ME KNOCK OUT THIS GIANT MONSTROSITY WITH MY JUTSU? [Deidara glares.] I have to admit, at first I had my doubts but I think I did pretty well on my first assignment as an Akatsuki, don't you think?
Deidara: No. I don't. We both know it was my detonating clay that neutralized the Three Tails, hm. If it weren't for my artistry, you'd still be thrashing around underwater. [Smiles a bit.] Since you are an Akatsuki now, stop jabbering so much and learn how to be cool. That's the secret, you've got no cool, you've got no art. [Tobi stares.] You see, that's what art is. [Looks at his hand.] It's passionate emotions, recollected in cool tranquility. [Thrusts hand forward so that the open palm mouth faces Tobi. Tobi continues to stare.]
Tobi: [Nervously.] Heee heee... Talk about jabbering... Haa haaaa haaa haaaa... [Deidara glares and lowers his arm. The glare intensifies. Tobi gasps.] I WAS KIDDING! [Deidara blows up Tobi, making Tobi scream.]

Deidara: Just make sure you don't get too complacent there, Tobi. The Three Tails was easily defeated because it doesn't have a Jinchuriki host. It has great powers, but not the intelligence to control it. [Tobi remains silent and unmoving. Deidara sighs.] Hey there Tobi. When I said be cool, I didn't mean be comatose. I'm talking to you- [Tobi moans, causing Deidara to cringe a bit in surprise.]
Tobi: [In his sleep.] Oh yes... Mmmmm... Now just a little lower... Ahhh... There, that's the spot... Mmmmm... [Turns over on his side.] Mmmm... Perfect...
Deidara: [Gives another intense stormy glare at Tobi and begins hurdling explosive clay at Tobi and blowing them up right on the spot.] FALL ASLEEP ON ME AGAIN AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WAKE UP, HMMM! [Tobi screams as he goes flying off the Three Tails.]

Sasuke: *Thinking* We must attack him from a certain position and Naruto and I are in a perfect position. I'll attack from the inside and Naruto can attack from the outside.
Naruto: Hey Sasuke! I snuck in here to save you! How'd you like that move?
Kakashi: Naruto, you sneak up on your enemy, not your ally.
Sasuke: You are a complete loser! You're a shinobi, think carefully before you move!
Naruto: What's your problem?! You should be thanking me for coming in here to help you!
Sasuke: Naruto, if we're both inside...grrr...forget it! I've had it with your mistakes!
Naruto: And I've had it with your attitude! Believe it!

Sasuke: You call yourself a ninja?! What ever happened to STEALTH?!

Ninja 1: Lord Hokage! It's an emergency.
Hokage: I hope your not bothering me with some trivia. And don't tell me it's Naruto again.
Ninja 2: It is Naruto again. He climbed onto the great stone faces.
Ninja 1: He put graffiti all over the Hokage.

Photographer: *The man is leaning on his camera* Listen kid, you sure you want me to take your picture like that?
Naruto: *Naruto waves his arms* Just do it, come on already, come on, come on!
Photographer: *Sighs* Don't blame me later. Say 'cheese'. *Takes picture of Naruto.*

*The Third Hokage is looking at Naruto's ID Card and it has a picture of Naruto wearing white face paint all over his skin and has several red swirls on him. He is making a ridiculous face with his hand in front of the camera, making only his face the other thing visible. It said: Hobby is to pull pranks, favorite food is ramen, especially Miso Ramen.*
Naruto: I couldn't make a nice face, so it took three hours to make it look like that. But, isn't it artistic, or like, cool.
Hokage: Take it over.
Naruto: No way!
Hokage: We can't accept this photo.
Naruto: Yeah? Well I'm not doing it again! TRANSFORM! *Naruto pulls off the Sexy Jutsu.* Pretty please, Lord Hokage? *The Hokage falls over his chair in shock with a massive nosebleed. Naruto looked at this dumbfound and transformed back.*
Hokage: That's the Sexy Jutsu, you say? Very tricky, much too tricky, don't do it again! And where is your headband, Naruto? You're supposed to be wearing it now that you're a ninja.
Naruto: Oh, I'm not gonna wear it until orientation. I don't wanna mess it up.
Hokage: So, you want your headband nice, but your photo which makes you look like a complete fool. Look at this picture, you can't even tell who it is!
Naruto: Well fine! How am I supposed to know all this complicated stuff in the first place?!

Konohamaru: What's wrong? I thought you were gonna hit me, tough guy? Afraid because the Third Hokage is my grandfather?
Naruto: I don't care if he's your grandmother! *Punches Konohamaru.* So believe it!

Hokage: He's combined Shadow Cloning with his own invention, the Sexy Jutsu. What a foolish ninja technique...and he could probably get me with it, too.

Kakashi: This milk expired a while ago... He's going to get a horrible stomachache if he drinks this.
*Naruto is shown on the toilet.*
Naruto: Why is this happening to me?!

Naruto on the toilet once more.*

Kakashi: Compared to the others you're a little weird.
Naruto: The only thing weird is your haircut!

Naruto and Sakura: You’re late!
Kakashi: Well, a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way.

Kakashi: Hey, guys. Good morning. Sorry I'm late. Afraid I got lost on the path of life.
Sakura and Naruto: LAIR!

Sakura: Shadow clones? Who can handle THAT many Narutos?

Naruto: Excuse me, I gotta, you know.
*Naruto turns to the camera and unzips his pants with a large smile and his eyes closed. Sakura hits Naruto over the head making him dizzy.*
Sakura: Yeah right! Not in front of me you don't! What is this, a kennel? Go find a bush!
*Naruto walks away dejectedly.*

Naruto: *Peeing off screen.* Wow, that was a lot! I wrote my whole name!

Kiba: Look at that, it's us against the kid! Hey Akamaru, I think you and I just won the lottery!

Neji: *Talking about Naruto* He's certainly an interesting one... It's not everyday you see a shinobi who would bite his opponent.
Kiba: He used a Transformation Jutsu! You little! Get off! Let go of me!
Naruto: *Spitting Kiba's arm out.* You smell even worse than the dog.

Naruto: Ha! I just wanted to see what you've got. Frankly, you hit like an old lady. You have a better chance of winning this if you send that puppy to fight for you.
Kiba: You're gonna regret that.

Kiba: Huh! Looks like you've run out of gas, kid.
Naruto: Yeah? Bring it on, dog breath.
*Naruto farts in Kiba's face causing everyone but Kakashi to look in horror/shock/disgust/embarrassment at Naruto while Kiba over reacts due to his highly sensitive nose.*
Kakashi: Who said Naruto had run out of gas?

Hayate: *Coughs* The winner is Naruto Uzumaki.
Rock Lee: Woo-hoooo!
Sakura: Yes Naruto! That's my teammate! Way to go!
Shikamaru: Unbelievable, who would've have thought he could beat Kiba?
Choji: A major upset.

Naruto: I was right! You are pathetic. You're nothing but a lousy little pervert!
Jiraiya: I am not a little pervert.
Naruto: Oh yeah? Then tell me, what are you?!
Jiraiya: I'm a big one.
Naruto: *Eyes twitching* Oh great...that makes all the difference.

Naruto: Summoning Jutsu!
*Smoke clears and reveals another tadpole*
Naruto: Victory!
Jiraiya: Hopeless! Why do I waste my time with you?!
Naruto: *Pointing at tadpole* What are you blind?
Jiraiya: *Looks down* Huh?
*Screen zooms in to show the tadpole has legs. Jiraiya groans.*
Naruto: You see? This one's got legs!
Jiraiya: Great! Now just give it two arms and a brain and maybe I can train it!
Naruto: Why do you have to be so negative? You gotta admit, at least I'm making progress!
*Jiraiya sobs*

Gamabunta: Just when I finally get some fresh air again, I find a weird kid dancing on my head.

Gamabunta: Hey little snot, where is Jiraiya hiding?
Naruto: What business do you have with that Pervy-Sage?

During a flashback*
Naruto: Time to chow down!
Kakashi: *Hands hims a basket of vegetables.* Naruto, you won't live long on ramen and barbecued pork. If you want to be a ninja you've got to eat your vegetables! *Pushes the basket closer.* You know the green stuff, you know like this.
Naruto: *Sticks out his tongue.* Bleh! Green's about my least favorite color.

Jiraiya: I wish you would stop calling me 'Pervy Sage'. I'm really amazing.
Naruto: What? An amazing perv?

*Naruto wins a scratch off card.*
Naruto: *Talking to his frog shaped wallet* You're cuter when you're chubby, aren't ya Froggy? Yes you are!
Jiraiya: *Thinks.* I can't believe he won off of just one ticket. Kid must have a knack for gambling... Huh. If only he was that sharp on his Jutsu.

Tsunade: This apprentice isn't at all like your last one. He's a fool, with a big mouth. Funny looking too.

Naruto: Oh yeah!?

Naruto: Cannonball!
*Naruto dives into the hot spring with Jiraiya.*
Jiraiya: I can't say I'm having much fun here. Just me and the knucklehead... When is the mixed-bathing going to start?

Jiraiya: Well they're female, I suppose. But uh... The only problem is THEY'RE THE WRONG SPECIES! *Jiraiya is surrounded by monkeys.* This, uh, isn't quite what I had in mind.

Jiraiya: Well I wanted humans and I got humans. If only... IT WASN'T A BUNCH OF FAT GUYS!
*Jiraiya is surrounded by a bunch of sumo wrestlers.*
Fat men: Who you callin' fat, grandpa?!
Jiraiya: Are there any human women in this town? Ugh!

Jiraiya: At last I've got women and plenty of them. But still...
Old Lady: Aren't you cute?

Jiraiya: Things just go from bad to worst. When they said mix bathing, I did not know they meant THIS! *Jiraiya is surrounded by a mixture of monkeys, fat men, and old ladies.* I just need to be patient that's all. OW! My foot! OW! *Everyone crushes Jiraiya in the face due to the lack of room.*

Three young ladies come to the hot spring and stop when they see Jiraiya, scream, and run off.*
Jiraiya: *Delusional from being in the water so long.* Must be hearing things, I thought I heard the women were here. *Sinks into the water as the episode fades out.*

Sakura: Argh!!! Why? Why? Why? It's always the same! He sets the time, then we have to wait hours for him!
Naruto: It's not fair!
Sakura: What about my feelings? I rushed here so fast, I didn't even have time to blow-dry my hair!
Naruto: And I didn't even have enough time to brush my teeth or change my underwear!
Sakura: You, uh... didn't? That's really disgusting, Naruto.
Sasuke: *Thinking* First thing in the morning and they're already driving me nuts.

Naruto: We should eat this is front of Choji. It'll drive him crazy!
Shikamaru: Man, that's mean...I like it.

Naruto: Before you go, I'd like you see you pop that rubber ball again.
Jiraiya: Pay me.

Iruka: You all don't have a single ounce of concentration between the four of you! You are far from the path of becoming excellent shinobi.
Kiba: Sorry, I wasn't made to sit at a desk, right Akamaru?
Akamaru: *Barks*
Shikamaru: *Yawns*
Choji: Man I'm hungry!
Naruto: Iruka Sensei, is this lecture almost done?

Iruka: He who hons his concentration is truly a great ninja, this is the origin of the leaf symbol that we wear.
Naruto: Quit pulling our legs.
Shikamaru: You sure you didn't just make that story up to get us to work harder?
Iruka: *Shakes fist* No I'm not making it up! It was all true!

Naruto: *Talking to Ebisu as he runs away* Eat my dust, you closet perv! I'll send ya' a post card!
Kakashi: Wait, what did you just call him?

Naruto: *To Ebisu* Hey...perv...you awake? One way to find out, Hidden Finger Jutsu: 1,000 Years of Death.
*Pokes him in the butt*

Naruto: Who is this guy? He flattened my trainer... And he's an even bigger perv than Ebisu.

Iruka: Squad 7: Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto: Uh...
Iruka: Sakura Haruno...
Sakura: Uh...
Naruto: YEAH!!!
Sakura: I'm doomed...
Iruka: And Sasuke Uchiha.
Sakura: YEAH!!!
Naruto: I'm doomed...

Inner Sakura: Cha! This is outrageous! I was supposed to be Sasuke's first kiss! Naruto will pay for this! Cha!
{{Why do I find this funny? It's on accident and their reactions... I will never ship Sasuke and Naruto. That's just wrong...}}

Naruto: *Still hanging upside down from the tree branch* Alright, I get it!
Kakashi: No, I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it? Think before you use a Jutsu otherwise your opponent might use it against you. Oh, and if the bait is obvious, don't take it.

Kakashi: *Holding the chalkboard eraser that was used in Naruto's prank* How should I put this? My first impression of this group is... you're a bunch of idiots.

Kakashi: Compared to the others you're a little weird.
Naruto: The only thing weird is your haircut!

Naruto and Sakura: You’re late!
Kakashi: Well, a black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way.

Kakashi: Let's go.
*Naruto is left tied to the pole*
Naruto: I knew it would end like this! Untie me!

Sakura sees Sasuke's head above the dirt*
Sakura: Huh?
Sasuke: Sakura?
Sakura: *Screams* Sasuke's just a head without a body and he's talking! *Faints*
Sasuke: *Stunned* And that's my partner.

Tazuna: Huh? A bunch of snot-nosed kids? And you, the little one with the idiotic look on your face, you really expect me to believe you're a ninja?
Naruto: Where? Where's the midget with the idiotic look on his...
*Naruto realizes he's the smallest.*
Naruto: I'm gonna kill you!
Kakashi: You can't kill the person you were just assigned to protect.

Kakashi: All right! Training starts now! First, we will begin with a review of Chakra, the ninja's basic source of power. Understanding Chakra is essential.
Sasuke: We know that.
Naruto: Yeah. A long time ago, we learned about, uh, Catra!
Kakashi: Chakra!

On their first tree-walking attempt, Sasuke makes it a decent way up the tree, while Naruto quickly crashes back to the ground.*
Kakashi: That's about what I expected from Sasuke...and Naruto.

Haku: By the way, I'm a boy.
Naruto: WHAT?! He's even prettier than Sakura!

As Naruto is being dragged around by a large dog.*
Sasuke: What a loser.
Sakura: Uh! Of course, he just has to choose the biggest dog.

Naruto: Fake rocks? What's up with that?!
*Naruto starts running, with the giant rock following him until he comes to a stop.*
Naruto: That's the worst disguise of all time, there's no such thing as square rocks! It's completely obvious!
Konohamaru: He saw through my camouflage again! You’re slick boss, that’s what I expect of my greatest rival.
*A puff of smoke is dispersed around the box and three kids are shown in the box's place. They are coughing.*
Konohamaru: I think we used too much gunpowder you guys.
Moegi: I'm Moegi the sexiest kunoichi in pre-school check me out!
Udon: I love algebra, call me Udon!
Konohamaru: And I'm the number one ninja in the village, Konohamaru! And when we're all together were...
Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udon: ...The Konohamaru Ninja Squad!
Naruto: Yeah I knew it was you guys the whole time.

In Naruto's thoughts*
Hokage: I have to accept it: Naruto's better than an old geezer like me, so I'll just retire and let him be Hokage.
Naruto: Yay!

Sasuke: Hey, you, identify yourself
Gaara: My name is Gaara of the Desert. I'm curious about you too, who are you?
Sasuke: I am Sasuke Uchiha
Naruto: Hi there, I bet you're dying to know my name right?!
Gaara: I couldn't care less...

Kakashi: This is all voluntary; it's up to each of you. If any of you don't feel ready, you can wait till next year.
Naruto: ALL RIGHT!!! Kakashi-sensei, you rock!
*Naruto jumps on Kakashi*
Kakashi: Hey! Don't slobber on my vest!

Sasuke: So this is the big, bad Chūnin Exam? What a freak show!

Naruto: *Looks at Lee and his Sensei* So, that's where Lee gets it from. Same soup bowl haircut, and even bushier eyebrows.
Lee: *Angered* Hey! Do NOT insult Gai-sensei! He is one of the greatest men in the entire world!
Naruto: Well, excuse me for not noticing his greatness! I was too busy watching him crawl out from underneath a turtle!
Lee: He did not crawl out! *Gai and Lee continue to cry and hug on each other*
Gai: It's okay! It's okay! It's only a phase!

Ibiki picks up Naruto's test, which is completely blank.*
Ibiki: I just passed a candidate who didn't answer a single question. Ha ha. Naruto Uzumaki. He's a funny one alright.

Naruto: Hey Sasuke! The password is... I forgot...

Gai: Kakashi, I'm going to be carefully watching you're pupil to see if you're training was any good. After all, I'm still you're rival.
Kakashi: Hmm? Sorry, did you say something?
Gai: Aaah, you make me so mad Kakashi! Why do you always have to act so cool?!

When Naruto utilizes the "One Thousand Years of Death" on Gaara.*
Pakkun: An enema, great!

After Jiraiya fails the bell test*
Young Tsunade: Well, Jiraiya. It seems I've won our little wager! *Acting smug* Enjoy your time on the stump.
Young Jiraiya: *Groans annoyingly* Oh, shut up! You annoying little troll!
Young Tsunade: *Grabs him by his shirt; enraged* What'd you say!? You smarmy little dork!!
*Starts beating at him*
Sarutobi: Okay, that's enough, Tsunade!

Sarutobi: I don't even want to know where you are with your Transparency Jutsu.
Young Jiraiya: I haven't been caught peeping yet! The Transparency Jutsu is flawless! I swear!
Sarutobi: All right then. If you're so sure of yourself... *Glances elsewhere and blushes* Then I should probably tag along next time...
Young Jiraiya: *Pauses a moment* Wow, Sarutobi-sensei... You're a perv!

Naruto: What? Come on you just got here.
Jiraiya: Sorry kid, but I don't have any time to waste.
Naruto: Hey that's it!? Not even a soulful little game of catch between a pupil and his master!? YOU LOUSY BUM!
(Naruto throws rubber ball at Jiraiya and he catches it in his mouth with a cheesy look on his face as he squeaks it.)
Jiraiya: Ha! Ha! Ha! STRIKE! *Jiraiya spits the ball out.*

*Thinking to himself*
Naruto: Concentrate... Concentrate on one point only... *He thinks of Jiraiya with the ball in his mouth saying strike... echoing*
Naruto: HA HA HA! How can I concentrate with that stupid perv's face popping in my head!?
*With Jiraiya*
Jiraiya: *Sneezes* Well, what do ya know? Some gal out there must be talking about me. Jiraiya, how do you do it?!

Jiraiya: It looks like I am simply only hold an ordinary balloon doesn't it?
Naruto: What do you mean looks like? That is all you're doing you pervy weirdo.

Jiraiya: I like them ripe and luscious with curves like that, see? And big, but not too big, know what I mean? If you bring me something like that, I will train you 'till the cows come home!
*Jiraiya is with two ladies at a bar.*
Naruto: Hey, pervy sage, I'm back!
Lady #1: What, did he call you pervy?
Jiraiya: Worthless little runt... I told you not to call me that.
Naruto: Look, I got ya one, just the way you like 'em. A ripe and luscious one with curves.
*Naruto holds out a large mutated watermelon that has curves instead of coming back with a woman for Jiraiya.*
Jiraiya: *eye twitches* THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU MORON!!! *Destroys the watermelon*

From Avatar The Last Airbender:

Sokka: *After getting soaked by Katara* Ugh! Why is it that every time you play with magic water I get soaked?!

Katara: You're calling me weird? I'm not the one who makes muscles at myself every time I see my reflection in the water.

Sokka: Right. And this is Katara, my flying sister.

Water Tribe Boy: I gotta pee!
Sokka: Listen! Until your fathers return from the war, they're counting on you to be the men of this tribe. And that means no potty breaks.
Water Tribe Boy: But I really gotta go.
Sokka: Okay... who else has to go? *Face-palms self when all of the little kids raise their hands.*

Aang: *Coming out of the bathroom* Wow! Everything freezes in there!

Water Tribe Boy: But, I gotta –

Sokka: I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

Aang: Don't worry, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!

Sokka: Do I really have to wear this? It feels a little... girly.
Suki: It's a warrior's uniform. You should be proud. *Camera pans down Sokka's body* The silk threads symbolizes the brave blood that flows through our veins. The gold insignia represents the honor of the warrior's heart.
Sokka: Bravery and honor. *Aang walks by a stops at the door way*
Aang: Hey Sokka! Nice dress! *Runs off laughing, ruining Sokka's pride*

Aang: Sure, I got it. *Plays with a butterfly with Airbending*
Sokka: Do you remember your cue?
Aang: Yeah, yeah, just relax. You're taking all the fun out of this.
Sokka: By “this” do you mean intentionally getting captured by an army of ruthless Firebenders?
Aang: Exactly! That's fun stuff.

Iroh: *Disgusted by what Zuko wants to shoot Team Avatar with, which is a Hot Stinker* Really, Prince Zuko, couldn't you shoot them down with something more fragrant?

Aang: Follow me!
Sokka: Do you know where you're going?
Aang: Nope!

Aang: Did the definition of “genius” change in the last hundred years?

Sokka: I got it, how's this From now on, we'll take food breaks and potty breaks at the same time.
Rest of the Gaang: Ewwww!
Sokka: Hey, it might be gross, but it's efficient.

From Danny Phantom:

Tucker: Hah! Shouldn’t be so bad. She looks a little like my grandmother...
Danny: Shouldn’t she be haunting a bingo hall?

Tucker: Yeah... thanks again for making us eat garbage, Sam...
Sam: It’s not garbage! It’s recyclable, organic matter.
Danny and Tucker: It’s garbage.

Mr. Lancer: *Opening Tucker’s file* Tucker Foley... Chronic tardiness, talking in class, repeated loitering by the girls locker room... *Tucker smiles slyly to himself* Danny Fenton...Thirty-four dropped beakers in the last month, banned for life from handling all fragile school property, but no severe mischief before today. So gentlemen, tell me...Why did the two of you conspire to destroy the school cafeteria!?

Danny: Ahh! Ah! Wha-what’s going on!?
Tucker: You passed out! We took you home. You’ve been asleep for four days!
Danny: *Sits up, distraught* Four days!?
Tucker: *Amused* Heheheh, naw. It’s only been a couple hours.
Sam: Knock it off, Tucker! This is the second time today your carelessness almost got him killed!

*Danny flies up straight toward a plane*
Stewardess: There’s your water, Sir!
*Danny flies intangibly through the floor, up through the roof, and comes back down, grabbing the water as he passes through*
Danny: Thanks!

Danny: *Flying intangibly through the ground as he passes his parents* Thanks for the thermos!
Jack: *Dances in triumphantly* HA! Ghost kid! I was right! *Tauntingly at Jazz* You were wrong! Ghosts exist! Ha ha ha, I never doubted it for a second!

Danny: Hey Dash? I'm too weak and defenseless to open my locker, can you open it for me?
Dash: [Pushing Danny aside.] Out of the way, loser!
[Dash opens the locker and is attacked by Skulker.]
Skulker: [Looking at Dash.] Hmm. My sensors indicate you're just an average human; destined for an average life after high school.

Danny: [While fighting Skulker upstairs.] MY COMPUTER! Oh, wait, that's Jazz's.

Maddie: Danny, look at you! I'm not sure if I like this overnight zoo research.
Danny: Mom, come on, we're just a bunch of kids, in the zoo... at night... alone... We'll be in my room.
Ghost Gabber: We'll be in my room. Fear me.

Skulker: [To Danny.] Very well. I planned on simply capturing you and letting you live the rest of your life in a cage. But now, I will rest your pelt at the foot of my bed!
Sam: Okay... that's just gross!

Sam: Ah... boys hugging makes every yearbook funny.

[After getting a C after all he went through to get a higher grade.]
Danny: Aw, man! If only I had something I could take this out on!
The Box Ghost: [To a box with papers.] I am The Box Ghost! And once I empty you of your useless papers, your marvelous squareness shall be mine! [Laughs.]
Danny: [Transforms into Danny Phantom.] Hello, misplaced aggression!
Tucker: You've got five minutes...
Danny: Which is four more than I need

Danny: Sam, we've been watching this gorilla scratching its butt, for what?
Tucker: *Yawns and looks at his watch* Six hours.
Danny: *Yawns* Time sure flies when you're majestically scratching your butt.

Sam: *After Danny calls Sampson to attack Skulker* You learned his language?
Danny: Well, sure, all he does is this. *Scratches his own butt*

Kwan: It's like the school is haunted!
Sam: Apparently, someone's been busy.
Danny: It wasn't me! I swear! [Takes over Dash's body and throws the food off his tray on Paulina.] Now, that was me.

Jack: [Suspiciously.] So, Danny, what's this I hear about you getting a new locker?
Danny: Oh, it's no big deal, nothing for you to get obsessive about.
Jack: [Angry.] Why, is it haunted?!
Maddie: Don't worry, son, you'll barely even notice us as we're staking out that locker during normal school hours.
Jazz: What?! No! Danny is at an age where he needs to be accepted by his peers. They already think of him as a clumsy nerd. The last thing he needs is you two confirming it!
Danny: [Sarcastically.] Thanks, Jazz. Total confidence builder...

Jack: Genius magazine?! Is it the swimsuit issue?
Jazz: *Sighs* Dad, Genius magazine is for women geniuses, by women geniuses, and about women geniuses.
Danny: So, it is the swimsuit issue. Oh, gross! Mom's going to be in the swimsuit issue?!

Danny: [To Poindexter who currently has Danny's body.] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses. [Poindexter tries to nail him one but misses.] You couldn't hit a guy with glasses! In fact, you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn!

The Box Ghost: *To Danny* Now, prepare to be crushed by... *Reads the box* props and costumes from the Broadway classic, "My Fair Lady"!

*After Danny is shown wearing a dress*
Tucker: Whoo hoo! Take it off!
*Sam glares at him*
Tucker: No, seriously, he should take it off. That's weird.

Danny: There's a rhythm to these things. Ghost appears, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost's butt, and then we all go home having learned some valuable lesson about honesty or some such nonsense.

Sam: Thanks a lot, Danny! Because of your little dress-up parade, my "Save the Frogs" program was a total bust!
Tucker: Speaking of busts, did you see Danny in that bra? *To Danny* Puce is not your color, pal.

Tucker: I wonder how Dash would feel if he had a frog in his throat.
Danny: *His eyes glow green* Or twelve down his pants! *Takes Sam's frogs, turns invisible, and stuffs them down Dash's pants, making Dash scream like a little girl. Dash runs down the hallway trying to remove the frogs.*

The Box Ghost: I am no longer The Box Ghost! I am now... *Grabs Sam's mechanical frog* The Mechanical Frog Ghost! *The Mechanical Frog shorts out* Uhh... I changed my mind! I am once again The Box Ghost! And will have nothing to do with mechanical amphibians!
Danny: *About the Box Ghost* Now there's a guy who knows exactly who he is.

Sam: *While being chased by the Guys in White*The Fenton Blimp? What are we gonna do, bore them to death with a slow-speed chase?
Not quite... *Hits a button and the blimp starts transforming into a rocket*

Guy in White 1: We're catching up!
Guy in White 2: Of course we are! It's a blimp!
*Fenton Blimp changes into a jet*
Guy in White 2: And now it's not.

Jazz: That was good night's work, Danny. We caught three ghosts!
Danny: Actually, you caught one ghost, three times. All of them me!

*After Danny's secret is revealed*
Dash: Holy sweat-socks! Danny Fen-turd is Danny Phan-turd?!

[Technus has blasted Danny into Dash's closet; Danny sees Dash's jackets.]
Danny: Ghost Toast? Jeez, How many letter jackets does one guy need? [Looks down and sees tons of pink and purple teddy bears.] And these? I don't even want to know! [Flies out of the closet.]

[Jazz opens fridge door, barking is heard inside.]
Jazz: Aaah! [Closes fridge door.] Great. Leftovers!

Jazz: [While jumping up and down after seeing Danny pull the stuffing out of Bearbert Einstein with a carving fork.] Put him down! Put him down! Put him down! [On the ground, crying.] Put him dah-own! Put him down!
Youngblood: [About Jazz.] Ha, ha, she's even brattier than I am.
Jazz: Who said that?! [Looks behind and sees Youngblood.] A ghost! You're not crazy!
Danny: [Pleased.] You have now stooped to my level. Thank you for shopping at FentonMart.

Danny: [To Skulker, as he leaves.] Come back here! You didn't even call me whelp!

Danny: [To a floating pair of scissors which are about to cut his hair.] I just got my hair the way I like it, on my head! [Scissors change into huge razor.] And I'm way too young to shave!

Danny: [Grabs a mic.] Jazz is a spaz! Jazz is a spaz! Jazz is a spaz!
Jazz: Cut it out, you little brat!
Danny: [Mic.] I know you are, but what am I?
Jazz: Will you grow up?
Danny: [Mic.] Will you grow up?
Jazz: Stop mocking me!
Danny: [No mic.] Stop mocking me!

Sam: [To Danny.] So, would you say you've learned a lesson from all this?
[Dash opens his locker; a bunch of teddy bears fall out.]
Danny: Yep. That one person's trash is another person's revenge.

Skulker: [Getting hit with giant potato chips.] Lime and vinegar?! Who eats those?! [Danny pushes bag onto him.] Oh, for crying out loud! [Bag goes over Skulker.] AHHHHHHH!

Jazz: Mom, what are you making?
Maddie: Hot dogs.
Jack: We invented a way to cook them ten times faster than the microwave!
[The hot dogs come to life with teeth chomping angrily.]
Jazz: Great, you figured out a way to put the "Frank" back in "Frankenstein"!

Sam: [To Danny.] If you need us tonight, we'll be at Tucker's, darkening his outlook on the world. [To Tucker.] Won't that be fun?
Tucker: Yeah. It'll be- wait, what are you gonna be doing at Tucker's?

[Jazz walks into closet.]
Jazz: Cool secret meeting place. [Sits between Sam and Tucker and opens laptop.] So, I've pieced it all together. Ghost X is obviously using the technology he stole to build some sort of super weapon. So I've compiled a list of his known associates.
Danny: Wait. Where'd you get this?
Jazz: From your computer.
Danny: [To Jazz.] You hacked into my private ghost files? How'd you get the password?
Jazz, Sam, & Tucker: It's Paulina Fenton.
Sam: Seriously, Danny, it's not that hard to figure out.

Jack: [To Danny about Johnny.] You decked him? [Sad face.] But we brought the bat... with the word 'Fenton' on it...

Danny & Jack: [To Jazz.] You were about to let some strange punk activate the Fenton Portal? [They stare at each other.]
Johnny: Hey, calm down! We weren't doing nothing, Pops!
Danny & Maddie: His name isn't "Pops"! [They stare at each other.]
Johnny: Ah, whatever. This place is getting a little too cramped for my style, anyway. [Leaves.]
Jazz: I'll walk you out, Johnny. [To Danny, about Jack and Maddie.] And could you be any more like them? [Leaves.]
Danny, Jack, & Maddie: I am not like them/him!
Danny: This is awkward...

Danny: Hey! Easy on the ghost ink! I just got this suit cleaned!

From Wizards of Waverly Place:

Justin: Edgebonoutoosis! *He duplicates the rabbit*
Jerry: Good! Thank you Justin! That is how you execute the duplication spell properly. Real rabbit, duplica... duplicate rabbit real rab.. It's... ANYWAYS, there's two now!
Max: What's the big deal? They're rabbits. Wait 5 minutes and they'll duplicate by themselves.

Jerry: Ok Max, now that your full powers are here. its time for the hat.
Alex: Oh not the hat!
Max: What hat?
Alex: Dad that hats so ugly!
Max: What hat?!?!
Theresa: I cant believe my mijito is ready for the hat!
Max: Somebody tell me about the hat already!

Jerry: *Alex admits she used the portal key, stammering* AHH! THE...PORTAL...G...G... *SCREAMS*

Alex: *Using the special magical spy glass Uncle Kelbo got her* Wow. Dad is mad inside and out.

Uncle Kelbo: Okay, let's talk about it. *Disappears with the kids*

Jerry: Very good, Justin. Alex, you're up.
Alex: Oh, okay. This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill its slot. *A brick appears* Oh! It's a pretty dove!
Jerry: No. Oh! It's a pretty brick. You weren't concentrating. Max, you're up.
Max: This guinea pig is now not, a dove with wings shall fill with snot. *The dove the Max made sneezes, covering the glass in snot* I said snot, didn't I?

Justin: *Talking on the phone* Mom, Dad, Can I be in charge? What if there was a tidal wave, THEN can I be in charge? YES!!! *Hangs up phone and blows a whistle* Okay, I'm in charge.
Alex: *Throws a water balloon at Justin* Hey, look, a tidal wave, now you're in charge!
Justin: Alex, you just ruined my new clothes.
Alex: Justin, when you wear something for a week, it's not new anymore. It just needs a wash.
Max: *Throws a water balloon at Justin* Hey, look, I just washed it. You're welcome!

Justin: C'mon Alex, you got a D in lunch.

Theresa: *walks into the Wizard Lair* Ooh, yay! I'm in the Wizard Lair. Or as I like to call, "The Garage Sale That Never Happened".

Justin: *holds up the Speed Shirt* This is a Speed Shirt, it gives you supersonic speed.
Max: Ah, does it grow your hair really long?
Justin: Speed...shirt...
*Max looks confused*

Max: No, wait, well..yes. But I'm MAXIMAN!

Alex: I mean you stop here so often I believe they call it "Dean's Corner"?

Jerry: Popcon's in town!
Justin: Popcon's in town!!
Theresa: Popcon's in town!?
Max: Popcorn's in town!!? That doesn't make any sense...why am I so excited?

Jerry: Oh, Okay .. Well then D Battery Guy does. *Wears the purse*

*Max, Justin, and Alex are canoeing on lava.*
Max: This is awesome!
Justin: Is it Max? Is this what you really wanted for your birthday?!
Alex: If we live I am SO taking my gift card back!

Alex: Max your a trash can!
Max: And your a terrible older sister.
Alex: No dude you really turned yourself a rusty trash can! *Kicks Max the Trash Can*
Max: Ow!

Max: *About the cure from the diseased spell* No No No No No, feed it to me like a mommy bird.

Justin: I used magic to add 5 extra minutes to my break schedule. So now when I take my break, it'll be for 25 minutes at a time.
Alex: *Stares at him in disbelief, then shakes her head.* You used MAGIC to do this? *Wipes off a 0 on the white board and writes a 5* Ugh, Justin! You could have used magic to, I don't know, stop time, freeze Mom and Dad so they couldn't find you, create an alternate universe where you and Juliet could date for like a year but it would only be one minute of our time. Something big and magical!
Justin: I also used it to grow 2 inches.
Alex: You are a WizIDIOT!

Jerry: Justin, you've got to stop buying me those parenting books. I'm not going to read them!

Megan: *about Kelbo* Yep, you're just like him.
Max: Thank you!
Megan: That wasn't a compliment.
Max: Thank you!
Megan: It was an insult.
Max: Thank you!

Alex: *making a prank call* Excuse me but is your refrigerator running? *Snickers*
Megan: Alex, I know it's you. I can see Kelbo's wand number on my caller ID.
Alex: Guys, she's on to us!
Justin: We forgot to dial pound, horse, unicorn!
Alex: What do we do?!
Uncle Kelbo: What we always do! Run! *Pushes Max and Justin and runs*

Alex: You turned in your girlfriend into the Monster Hunter Council!
Justin: What? *laughs*
*Juliet (who's a vampire) walks in and causes Justin's detector to beep rapidly.*
Justin: Oh no.
Juliet: Hey! Who wants to see me empty a calzone?

Alex: You finally get a girlfriend with normal feet and you reported her to the Monster Hunter Council?!

Harper: You smell like vanilla.
Juliet: Thanks! I use it to disguise the smell of death and decay!

Mason: You know since I got here last Thursday, I noticed that he talks like a cowboy. Oh, and he likes cats.
Alex: Nah. In America we call them kitty cats.
Mason: Okay, kitty cats.
Alex: Hahaha! I made you say kitty cats.

Max: Alex went to Pennsylvania!
Jerry: The Keystone State!
Justin: Are you sure she didn't say Transylvania?
Max: I don't know. Say 'Pennsylvania' with a British accent.
Justin: *in normal voice* Transylvania.
Max: That was it.

Harper: *turns the lights off then turns them on again*
Theresa and Justin: *holding the last piece*
Harper: You Russos are so predictable.

Alex: Mason! How did they catch you?
Mason: I was admiring myself in the mirror with this hat on when they snuck up behind me.
Alex: How does someone sneak up behind you while you're looking in a mirror?
Mason: Well, I was very much admiring my hat.

Alex: Justin, please tell me-oooh, cotton candy! *takes a piece of the swirl*
Jerry: Max was in it.
Alex: Eww. *drops the cotton candy*

Harper: *to Alex* Alex, I think you're being replaced as daddy's little girl.
Alex: *mildly annoyed* Please, I'm daddy's little girl. *referring to 'Max/Maxine'* That is daddy's little freak.

Maxine: Hey, these are supposed to be ninth graders not one hundredth graders.

Alex: *after walking out of the lair while holding the reversal potion* Max, drink this.
Maxine: *eyes the beaker* What is it?
Alex: Since when do you care what you drink?!
Maxine: *shrugs and drinks some of the potion and nothing happens*
Alex: It didn't WORK!
Maxine: Was it "burp juice?" *burps* There, it worked.
Alex: *makes a "ha ha,you're so funny face"*

Mason: *Happily while posing as Alex walks away* And I'm the last werewolf standing!

Tootie: *Stops in front of Max's potion*...That smells worse than The Butt of Newt!
Max: I was just doing my laundry. I'll get to the potion in a minute.
Tootie: ...Isn't he a charming young man?

Max: Is that me up there? Cause' It kinda looks like me.

From Code Lyoko:

Odd: *as the film plays* And here we have a splendid specimen of a dung beetle!
*Jim is shown pushing a soccer ball with his hands but not going anywhere, Jim himself laughs*
Odd: And now we have a magnificent field grasshopper!
*Mr Delmas is shown dropping a ball on his foot and hopping around in pain, Delmas himself looks annoyed. The clip then shows a bundle of sheets on Sissi’s bed, like a cocoon*
Sissi: No, he’s saving the worst for last!
Odd: But what could this strange creature be? A spring roll? No, no! It’s an enormous larva!
*Everyone is laughing except Sissi. The clip shows Sissi climbing out of the sheets and stretching*
Odd: A caterpillar! Metamorphosing into a lovely butterfly!
*Odd winks at Sissi, who cringes*

Mr Chardin: The short film is, was, and always will be an important art form, which can say as much as a full-length feature! Our first film is by Odd Della Robbia!

Jim: *played by Romain Le Goff* What’s all this racket about, huh?!
Odd: We have to get out of here! She-she-she’s coming! I tell you, she’s as big as her ego!
Jim: *played by Romain* That’s impossible! You know how big that would make her? I think you’ve lost your senses! Alright, let’s go to the infirmary!

Sissi: Oooohhhhh raaaatsss, IIIIIIII juuuuuussst brooooke aaa naaaaiiiiil!

Huh? Everything ok, Sissi?
Sissi: How do you expect everything to be ok when I’m surrounded by big, fat losers?!
Jeremie: Huh…did I miss something?
*The others laugh*
Jeremie: Come on! Tell me!
Ulrich: Yes! Odd just offered Sissi a role in his next film!
Odd: It’s the story of a girl, driven by a mysterious being, who tries to make contact with humans! All of which takes place in a virtual universe full of danger!
Jeremie: What did she say?
Aelita: That no-one would ever believe such a ridiculous story!
Jeremie: Ahahaha! You don’t say!

Ulrich: What do you think?
Jeremie: A simple short-circuit. Too many appliances plugged in at the same time.
Yumi: Yeah, the highlights, lady shaver, curling iron... all together, what do you expect to happen?
Odd: Not to mention the brain simulator! Although she probably never figured out how to use it!

Ulrich: XANA? In a teddy bear?
Odd: Yeah, I’m pretty sure.
Jeremie: He’s always there when you least expect him...

Odd: Uh-oh... *sees the Megatank* Houston, we’ve got a problem!

Odd: Just give me a minute to say hello to an old buddy of mine!
Jeremie: Cut the courtesy, you only have 50 life points left!

Odd: Now that’s what I call a really warm welcome!

Jim: Jeremie? You mind telling me what you’re doing outside at this hour? And that, huh?! What’s that supposed to be?!
*Shot of the graffiti Jeremie painted of a caricature of Jim with a big head, his tongue hanging out, rabbit ears, a messed up eye, and tiny hands.*
Jeremie: *With an innocent grin as he rubbed the back of his neck* If I’d have had more time I could've done the eyes better…

Ulrich: I don’t understand why you insist on getting punished with detention again, Jeremie! Come on, XANA’s not going to reactivate this soon! You could give yourself a short vacation.
Jeremie: Not as long as Aelita stays virtual. And this time, to tell you the truth…heh, considering what we painted, Jim can’t be too angry!
*Shot of the graffiti of Jim with a crown and an emperor’s cloak*
Ulrich: Come to think of it, heh, I’m going to stick around! Anything is better than another one of Ms Schmidt’s math lessons!

Odd: Erk! Hey, what’s wrong with the hot chocolate today? It tastes like dirty sweat socks and an old pair of sneakers!
Ulrich: Odd the gourmet!
Sissi: Yoohoo! Hey! Ulrich! Yoohoooo!
Odd: Uh-oh! What do you know, your fanclub!
Sissi: I don’t believe it! Your darling Yumi’s deserted you for once?
Odd: Like your brain, huh? It deserted you a long time ago!

Odd: I recommend the hot chocolate! Take my word for it!

Yumi: Anyone seen Jeremie this morning?
Odd: I think he spent the night in the laboratory. He was working on something really important! Hm…
Yumi, Ulrich, Odd: Aelita!

Jeremie: Hey guys! Guess what I did last night?
Odd: Let’s see now…got something to do with materializing Aelita?
Jeremie: That’s right! Say, how did you guess, Odd? Well guys, I finally did it! This time I decided tot tackle the problem in a different way. You wouldn't believe it, but-
Ulrich: Well tell us, did you do it or not?
Jeremie: I sure did! *He takes a test tube out of his pocket*
Ulrich: *unconvinced* Hm…you materialized… a test tube?
Jeremie: No, airhead! Look inside, will you?
Odd: A hair? You only materialized one hair?
Jeremie: Yep, that’s right, Odd! To be exact, it’s a hair of…Aelita’s!

Jeremie: The only way to find out is to start over!
Odd: No, don’t do that! You’re only a hair’s breadth away!
Yumi: Can’t you ever be serious, Odd?
Ulrich: By the way, Odd, speaking of hair, your dog sheds an awful lot of it! Most of them end up on my bed too!
Odd: What’s the big deal about two or three hairs?
Ulrich: Two or three?! With all the hair he sheds I could knit you another Kiwi!

Aelita: Jeremie! I’m ready for my materialization now!
All: AELITA!!!
Aelita: Jeremie? Did I miss something? Why is there water on your face?
Jeremie: I’ll tell you later, Aelita! This time we only missed…by a hair!
*All laugh*

Odd’s clip: Break! Break dance! Break! Break! Break dance! Break! Break! Break dance! Here we goooo-oooo-oo! Break! Break! Break dance! Break! Break! Break dance! Break! Break! Break dance! Here we goooo-ooo!
Jeremie: Oh no…what have I done?!
Yumi: Problem, Jeremie?
Jeremie: I inserted the wrong CD! I have Odd’s dumb videos instead of the program… STOP!

Ulrich: You made a video?
Odd: Well yeah, it’s pretty good too!
Ulrich: What’s the title?
Odd: *singing* “Break! Break! Break dance!”
Yumi: Okay, that’s enough fooling around. We’ve got some cleaning up to do!
Odd and Ulrich: SIR, yes, sir!

Odd: I don’t believe it! I’m out of arrows! *Shot by laser and begins devirtualizing.* Bye bye!

Jeremie: This is no time for jokes! I programmed it to attack XANA’s monsters only!
Odd: Well…could you program some eyeglasses for it then?!
Jeremie: Huh?! This can’t be right. Did you do something special?
Odd: No! Except for firing a few laser arrows!
Jeremie: That wasn’t the smartest thing to do…

Yumi: Uwah! What is that horrible thing?!
Odd: One of Jeremie’s bright ideas! Luckily, XANA’s here to give us a hand!
Yumi: The world has turned upside-down!

Odd: Whatever you do, don't let it make any headway. It'll attack from the rear.
Yumi: You're a really good combat general, Odd.
Odd: It takes strategy, you know. The only thing stupider than a Blok, is two Bloks.

Jeremie: Gotta fix the program.
Odd: *in Yumi’s body* How long will it take you? A couple of hours at the most?
Jeremie: Um…if I work through the night, it might be ready tomorrow morning.
Yumi: *in Odd’s body* What?! You mean I’m going to have to sleep in a guy’s body?!
Jeremie: Well I’m not going to get any sleep at all, I’ll have you know!
Odd: *in Yumi’s body* And if you haven’t noticed, I have a dynamite body! Better than yours, for example… *He scratches his back* Something’s itching me in my back…it’s uh…I think it’s the strap to your…
Yumi: *in Odd’s body* Don’t you dare take it off, do you hear?!

Yumi tries to take off Odd’s shoes*
Ulrich: Watch yourself!
Yumi: Watch what? Oh! Ohhhh! Ohh, gross!
*She faints*
Ulrich: I warned you! Heheh, it’s more powerful than a laser arrow!

Ulrich: Odd! Is that… is that you?
Odd: *back in his own body* Of course! What’s the matter with you, don’t you recognize your own friends?
Ulrich: Dork!

Odd: *Thinks about what he wants to drink from the vending machine as his finger hovers near the buttons.* Lets see now, hot chocolate? No... The soup? No, the soup tastes like dishwater...
*Ulrich impatiently stepped in and pressed the soup button on the vending machine.*
Odd: *Annoyed.* Hey, you pressed soup!
Ulrich: Come on, it's not that awful!

Jeremie: Hey…look, I’m on your side. I put a little something together that’s bound to cheer you up!
Odd: I hope it’s nothing to eat because you’re an awful cook!
Jeremie: No, it’s a special power just for you and nobody else! Teleportation!
Odd: You’re the best, Einstein! If I were a girl, I’d propose to you immediately!

Odd: Yoohoo! Aren’t you happy to see me?
Aelita: Yeah, but honestly one of you would’ve been enough! Look up there!
*Shot of a second Odd on the mountain*
Aelita: …and there…
*Shot of a third Odd where he first teleported from*
Odd: Jeremie, I take back my marriage proposal!

{The whole issue in Triple Trouble reminds me of Naruto's Shadow Clones!}

The scanner opens on an Odd seemingly in terrible condition, moaning. He falls into Jeremie’s arms half unconscious*
Odd: Ooohhhh…
Jeremie: Ah! What’s wrong?!
Odd: I…I…fooled you that time, didn’t I?! Haha!
Ulrich: Unbelievable…what a total meat-head!
*A second scanner opens and a second Odd comes out, seeming to be in as bad a condition as the first*
Odd 2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahh! Aaah! Aaaaah!
Jeremie: …we know, fooled us that time.
Odd 2: How’d you know what I was gonna say?
*The third scanner opens and a third Odd comes out making the same performance as the two others, but stops in the middle of it seeing his display has had no effect*
Odd 3: What’s wrong? What’s going on?
*Sees the two others and is startled*

Odd: Look on the bright side: now you’ve got two more great buddies!
Odd 2 and 3: That’s right!
Ulrich: Get real! That’s three times as many bad jokes!

Odd 2: No way José! It’s lunch time, and we’re starved It’s meatballs and gravy time!
*The four others look appalled*
Odd: What if we hid in my room, and went to the lunchroom one at a time?
Odd 2 and 3: Great idea! Nice one, Odd!
Odd: Thanks a lot, guys!

Odd: I’ve got an idea!
Odd 2: I think I just read your mind!

Odd: Better than Tarzan!

Odd: Hey, XANA! If you’re gonna keep changing appearances like that, do me a favor and turn into a wimp next time!
*The Ulrich clone turns into Odd*
Odd: Oh no, not him! I know his kind. Small, but tough as nails!

Jeremie: Huh? Ah…wait…that’s a weird-looking dog!
Ulrich: That’s no dog, that’s Odd Della Robbia!

Odd: Huh? And why am I dressed up like a giant purple cat?!

Odd: Hey that’s not fair! How come he gets to be a samurai? That’s so much cooler!
Jeremie: I have no idea why. Maybe the computer just reads into your own subconscious desires and projects them onto your digital incarnation…
Odd: I don’t dream about giant purple cats! What’s more, I’d rather have a weapon like Ulrich, not these great big useless paws!
*Odd inadvertently fires a laser arrow that barely misses Ulrich and flies off into the distance*
Ulrich: Hey, watch out!
Odd: Hm…these arrows are pretty cool. I take back what I said!

Odd: Bummer, I’m still a big purple cat!

Odd: It's not fair! I'm the only one who looks like a nitwit on Lyoko!

Odd: Great, crabs! Who’s got the tartar sauce?

After Ulrich virtualized Odd*
Odd: Ahh! You turned me into a garden gnome!
Ulrich: Oh, no.
Odd: Relax, just kidding.

Jim: Della Robbia! Front and center, it’s your turn to fall flat on your face!

Odd: Well how was that? You’re right, Jim, only a halfwit couldn't manage it!

Ulrich: He took out both William and the supercomputer on his own?! That’s crazy!
Jeremie: What’s crazier is that he hasn't bragged about it even once!
Ulrich: That’s weird!
Jeremie: Who knows? Maybe he’s changed.
Ulrich: You mean he’s suddenly become humble?
Jeremie: Miracles happen! He might have become a sensible, responsible kid!
*Odd barges in with only a towel on and dances around*
Odd: Yeeehaw! Forty-point-one seconds flat! You are now looking at the new world record holder for the fastest shower! How cool is that? Give me an ‘O’! Give me a ‘D’! Give me another ‘D’! Who’s the man of the century? It’s Odd! And you’re handsome, too. Oh, I love it when you break records like that!
Ulrich: Odd…
Odd: Yeah, right, no problem. You can have my desserts.
Ulrich: And you don’t even care?
Odd: I guess I gotta face facts. Yes, I’m a braggart and I love it that way! Svelte and muscular. Don’t you think?

Odd: I volunteer! And I also happen to have a fantastic idea!
Ulrich: Uh-oh!
Odd: Why don’t we take Kiwi to Lyoko this time?
Jeremie: Your brainless dog? But what for?
Odd: Oh, first of all, my dog is not brainless. Secondly, our natural talents are multiplied on Lyoko. Imagine Kiwi and his sense of smell, he could sniff out monsters from miles away, and he might even be able to sniff out William on the network!
Jeremie: No way, Odd! Besides, Kiwi’s such a coward he’d take off the second he saw a Kankrelat!
Odd: Oh yeah? As fast as you did the time you went to Lyoko?

*Odd's in the scanner with Kiwi stuffed up his jacket*
Jeremie: Odd, is that you making that racket?
Odd: Uh yeah…my tummy’s rumbling. Would you believe it? I’m still hungry!
Jeremie: Don’t worry, this won’t take very long.
Odd: Once you’re on Lyoko, you’re gonna be a big star!

Odd: Jeremie, I hear some kind of noise!
Jeremie: Hang on…you’re right, two Tarantulas just appeared. For now they’re at the other end of the Sector. I’m sending you the Overboard just in case!

Jeremie: *annoyed* Knock it off, Odd! The Tarantulas are far away, but still!
Odd: I can’t seem to keep my balance, what’s wrong with me?!

Aelita: Okay Jeremie, the program’s operational. But where did Odd go?
Jeremie: He’s busy clowning around somewhere!

*Odd licks a dog food bowl*
Ulrich: *disgusted* Odd, I know you’ll eat anything when you’re hungry, but that’s ridiculous!
Jeremie: Ugh! Come on, Odd! Get real! What’s wrong with you?
Odd: Eh? Oh no, this is getting worse and worse! I don’t believe this! *unzipping his pants*
Aelita: *covering her eyes* Gyah!
Ulrich: Argh, Odd, stop!
Jeremie: *hiding behind his laptop* Cut that out!
Odd: It’s, well, I-I’ve got this…thing in my backside, I think…I-I think…I think I’m growing a tail…

Odd: It’s about time, my paws are really killing me! And these guys won’t let sleeping dogs lie!

Jeremie: Odd, I’m not done yet! It’s too dangerous! Do you hear me, Odd?! Oh…you’re about as obedient as Kiwi!

Yumi: Hi everyone! Sleep well?
Ulrich: No, I didn’t sleep a wink! Odd was so glad to see Kiwi they played all night long!
Odd: With Kiwi’s talent and my idea of having him foam at the mouth with toothpaste, you’ve gotta admit that we’re a great team! With the two of us on Lyoko, XANA won’t stand a chance!
Jeremie: I wouldn’t try that again!
Aelita: By the way Odd, do you always carry toothpaste with you?
Odd: Yeah, you never know when you’re gonna run into a pretty girl!
Ulrich: His feet smell awful enough, just imagine him with bad breath as well!

Odd: You know, I think there’s still a little bit of Kiwi in me.
Ulrich: What, you still got a tail?
Odd: No! His sense of smell. We’re having beef stew and Brussels sprouts for lunch today. I can smell it from here!


Kagome: I'm telling you, I'm not her.
Inuyasha: And I'm saying you have to be. 'Cuz there's no other way you could smell so... [Sniffs in her direction] You're not her.
Kagome: I know. My name is Kagome. Ka-Go-Me.
Inuyasha: You're right. Kikyo was cuter. Much cuter.

Inuyasha: [Running to the spring where he heard the scream. Kagome is there naked.] Who's there?
Kagome: [Screams and covers herself with the water she is bathing in.] Inuyasha, you pervert, sit!
[Inuyasha falls in the water.]

Inuyasha: Hey, where are you going?
Kagome: What do you care? I'm going home. Goodbye, Inuyasha
Inuyasha: You can't just leave. You...
Kagome: My name isn't "You". It's Kagome.
Inuyasha: Wait, Stupid.
Kagome: It's not "Stupid", either.
Inuyasha: Will you just wait, and hear me out?
Kagome: Why? So you can try and stop me?
Inuyasha: No, so you can give me your jewel shard.
Kagome: [Feigning innocence] Oh, this? [Holds up her pouch that holds the shard, then looks at him angrily] Sit, Boy.
[Inuyasha is slammed face first to the ground]
Inuyasha: Why, you...
Kagome: [Walking away] It's Kagome.

Inuyasha: [Inuyasha is about to hack through the tree in the well when he is surprised as Kagome blasts through it with her arrow. This knocks Inuyasha back. He becomes covered in soot and what remains of the roots. Irritated and scowls.] Kagome!
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Did ya have to make such a noisy entrance?
Kagome: [Getting angry and pointing at him.] Pardon me? You're the one that told me to use an arrow!
Inuyasha: I never told ya to blow us up!
Kagome: It's not like I planned it this way!
Inuyasha: You should have thought of that!
Kagome: How could I?
Inuyasha: Well you should have!
Kagome: Your being unreasonable!
Inuyasha: No I'm not!
Kagome: Yes you are!
Shippo: What more does he want? She's back isn't she? Why is he picking a fight?
Kaede: No need for concern. They're back to normal.
Myoga: Master Inuyasha! Hyoga is sucking up the souls of every living thing on the planet!Now is not the time for petty arguments!
Inuyasha: I figured that out! Lets go Kagome.
Kagome: Right!

Yura: Of course, her hair isn't nearly as pretty as yours, but, waste not, want not.
Kagome: [With a bow and arrow ready to fire.] Not as pretty as his, huh? What would you know about it? You live in a time where they don't even have SHAMPOO!
[Accidentally releases the arrow, her aim off, and Inuyasha has to duck to keep from getting hit.]
Inuyasha: Will you WATCH where you're aiming that thing?!

Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
Inuyasha: He poses a what?

Shippo: [Watching from a distance] Wow, he casually puts his arm around her shoulders.
Inuyasha: [Suddenly interested] Shoulders? He's not stroking her butt?
Shippo: Take a look!
Kagome: You are so ignorant, Inuyasha. Miroku might be a pervert, but even he knows there's a time and place.
Inuyasha: Yeah, sure, but they're engaged to marry, right? It's not like Sango would get mad anymore.
Kagome: You are so totally dense when it comes to women.
Inuyasha: Hey! Whaddya mean?
Kagome: I don't care how much you love a person, you'll definitely fall out of love if they're insensitive all the time.
Inuyasha: Huh! If Miroku stops acting like a lecher, what's left of him?
Shippo: His Wind Tunnel?
Miroku: And don't worry, Sango, I won't stroke your bottom.
Sango: Good. Hands off for now.

Miroku: Then I ask you for a favor. I would like you to bear me a son. If for some reason, I don't survive, I want him to carry on the family legacy.
InuYasha: [Stands between Miroku and Kagome and separates them] Hey get your hands off her.
Miroku: I see, Inuyasha, that you are in love with Kagome. This is awkward.
Inuyasha: I'm not in love with her. She's just a... a jewel detector. That's right.
Kagome: Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well maybe I should help Miroku instead, he's much nicer than you Inuyasha. And you could learn a few things from him.
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare betray me.
Miroku: Well, you could learn to be more gentle.
Kagome: Exactly, to be more gentle.
Miroku: Gentle like this.
[Touches Kagome's butt]
Kagome: Get your hands off me.
Inuyasha: I told you to get your hands off her.

Inuyasha: Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed.
Kagome: I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't sure. I mean, he couldn't be that bad. Let's give him a chance, hear him out.
[Miroku wakes up and rubs Kagome's rear]
Kagome: [Runs into Inuyasha's arms] I was wrong. Kill him.

Shippo: One stupid guy calling the other one stupid.
Hakkaku: Yeah they are both stupid.
Ginta: Dumber than a sack of hammers.
Shippo: [Nods.] Mhmm.
Inuyasha and Koga: [Enraged by what they hear.] WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!

Kaede: Inuyasha, stupid is as stupid does. Ye need to learn to be more careful with your speech.
Inuyasha: Are you calling me stupid, you old hag? What do you know about it? You weren't even there.
Kaede: I know this, ungrateful dog. In order to find the Sacred Jewel shards, Kagome's spiritual power is essential, yet ye made her upset with your words and sent her running home
Inuyasha: That was her idea. She chose to go home. I never forced her. She said [Imitating Kagome] "I'm going home, stupid."
Kaede: Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Huh, what?
Kaede: That imitation was pathetic.
Inuyasha: [Falls over the fence] I'm a demon, not a comedian!

Shippo: I don't blame him for getting upset over being called a mongrel, but when he's sniffing the ground, he sure looks like one.
Inuyasha: I heard that, Shippo! Come here and say that, I dare ya!
Shippo: He can hear me from that distance? What a bloodhound! Talk about canine power!
Inuyasha: Canines are carnivorous! Remember that, ya little runt!

Inuyasha: Okay I'm sorry.
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Why are you staring at me like that? You're still holding a grudge aren't you?
Kagome: Oh no, I'm not mad any more. I'm just shocked that you actually came out, and apologized to me first. I really appreciate it.
Inuyasha: [Pulls out broken alarm clock] Oh, are you sure?
Kagome: Is that what you're apologizing for? For breaking my alarm clock?
Inuyasha: I've got nothing else to apologize for!

Kagome: Hey how do you like that? I'm only asking if you like the taste!
Inuyasha: Wait! I knew something was missing.
Kagome: Something missing? What do you mean?
Inuyasha: You know what I mean [Digs through Kagome's backpack.] Oh great, here it is! [He holds up package of ramen noodles. Kagome gets VERY angry and starts walking away.] Kagome, boil up some water for me would ya?
Kagome: [Groans.] Inuyasha... [Turns around.] Sit boy!
[Inuyasha falls to the ground but manages to resist it partly. He holds the ramen above his head to protect it.]
Kagome: Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit... SIT BOY! [Inuyasha goes deeper and deeper into the ground. Only the hand holding the ramen remains above ground. Storms off on her bike.] Thanks for nothing!
Shippo: I've heard her say "sit" before, but never like that.
Miroku: Call it punishment for not considering Kagome's feelings. [Inuyasha moans.]

[Chokyukai's crown lands on Inuyasha's head. Inuyasha giggles and blush forms.]
Shippo: Is it me, or is Inuyasha acting weird?
Sango: Inuyasha!
Miroku: What's the matter with you?
Inuyasha: [Inuyasha keeps on giggling. In a girly voice.] Master!
Kagome: Huh? Oh man, I've never seen this side of you before.
Shippo: This could only end up with a broken heart!

Kagome: [Talking in her sleep] Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: [Thinking] She dreams about me in her sleep?
Kagome: [Still talking in her sleep] Sit.
[Inuyasha lands face flat on the floor]
Inuyasha: [Thinking with fists clutched; angrily] Grrr... Her dream is my nightmare!


Kagome: Thank Goodness
Inuyasha: I ain't so easy to knock off. How can you even think something so incredibly stupid?
Kagome: You can hardly blaim us, we were worried about you ok.
Inuyasha: Huh?
Kagome: We knew you were over exerting yourself
Inuyasha: Stop blubbering. I'm alive so whats the big deal?
Kagome: I'm not blubbering.
Inuyasha: Okay then crying.
Kagome: I am not.
Inuyasha: Are so!
Kagome: Am NOT
Inuyasha: Are
Kagome: Am not.
Inuyasha: Are so.
Shippo: Now he's dead.

Myoga: [Inuyasha kills Hiten and the jewel shards fall to the ground.] Lord Inuyasha, the sacred jewel shards.
Inuyasha: I don't care about them. If only I'd taken care of Hiten sooner, I chould have saved Kagome and Shippo.
Kagome: Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Huh? Ka... gome?
[Turns and sees Kagome and Shippo surrounded by Shippo's dad's Fox Fire.]
Kagome: Inuyasha, you fought the battle hard and well.
Shippo: And in the end I was finally able to avenge my father.
Myoga: Witness, the souls have come to bid you a final farwell before they make the departure to the other side.
Inuyasha: Huh?
[Sees the Fox Fire starting to leave.]
Inuyasha: Wait, don't leave me!
[Jumps forward and grabs Kagome's wrist. The Fox Fire disappears completely, leaving Kagome and Shippo standing there, alive, with Inuyasha grabbing Kagome's wrist.]
Inuyasha: Huh?

Inuyasha: [Inuyasha has a hold of Buyo's front paws and is making the cat 'dance' until it scratches him.] OWW!
Grandpa Higurashi: Stop teasing the cat.
Inuyasha: I'm just playing with him
Grandpa Higurashi: Buyo didn't think so, that's why he scratched you.

Shippo: Oh snap out of it will ya? Stop moping over your broken sword. [Inuyasha snatches away Shippo's grilled fish and starts eating it] Hey that's my fish!
Inuyasha: Not anymore.

Miroku: [After groping Momiji and Botan's backsides. Sitting on ground holding up his right hand.] It's the hand! It's possessed by a demon!
Inuyasha: You're possessed by something all right, but it's not a demon.

Totosai: What has this fool done to you my precious Tessaiga!
Inuyasha: Yeah yeah. now can you stop bawling and start fixing my sword!
Totosai: Listen youngster its not quite that simple!
Inuyasha: you mean you can't fix it?
Totosai: I am a master sword smith. I can repair it over the course of 3 days but I'll require something to bond it.
Inuyasha: Like what?
Totosai: [Pulls out a tooth extractor] Open up for me would you, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: [Opens his mouth] How's this?
[Totosai pulls Inuyasha's fang out]
Inuyasha: [Screams and tears form in his eyes]
Totosai: Well this fang will have to do
Inuyasha: [Hits Totosai on the head] What'd you do that for?!

Facts about me:

I'm a Non-Denominational Christian (Means I'm not Catholic, Protestant, etc. but I am a Christian)
I'm hot headed, impulsive, and impatient. Sorry...
I visit TvTropes from time to time
I'm an Aspie with ADHD. Not a good mix if someone has both and throws a tantrum (from what I learned Autistic children throw tantrums frequently and ADHD tantrums tend to be violent and long).
I like trying new things
I'm like everypony in the Mane Six in a way (personality).
I like music
I'm bright
I can be a troll when I write. There are some surprises I just won't share with just anyone... *Does sneaky smile*
I'm disgusted by bullying
I follow the beat of my own drum
I go to church (well, used to because the church my parents made didn't work out well, and we are just waiting for The Lord to tell us where to go.)
I have one too many misunderstandings that always bite me in the rear
Sarcastic, sassy, snarky, and an air head

Characters I have made and are free to use as long as you credit me and PM to let me know (Oh please tell me what story they are being used int so I can see how well you can write them):


Name: Brianna "Brina" Oxana Wallace
Alias: Oxana

Human Hair: Blonde-Brown
Ghost Hair: Blue hair (a slightly darker shade when compared to Hatsune Miku's)
Hair Style: Shoulder blade length in pigtails with a pair of Odango buns. There is a small, shaggy strand sticking out from her widow's peak

Human Eyes: Amber
Ghost Eyes: Golden-yellow

Age: 14 (Sophomore)
Birth date: September 11th
Species: Halfa (Ghost/Human)
Height: 5'4''
Body Type: Scrawny (due to her Strattera)
Dream Career: A photographer

Medical Issues: Autism with co-morbid ADHD and slight OCD; Arrhythmia caused by Anxiety (Minor)
Medicine: Sarafem (10mg; To help control most of her anxiety/panic attacks), Strattera (10mg; To help control her impulses)

Music Theme: S'en Aller/Get Away (the Subdigitals), Need to be Strong (Naruto OST), Needless Violence (RMVX OST ZONDERLAND; Intelligentsia), and A Crisis After Another (Naruto OST)

Quotes: "I will make no such promises.", "DUNDERHEAD!", "YOU LITTLE PIECE OF CRAP!", "I feel like utter crap.", "I hate obbys...", "Arsehole...", "I AM NOT A RETARD!", "What the heck was that for?" (Basically, she is intended to be Hidan if he used substitutes instead of swear words... Get me the bar of soap for this character.)

Personality: Stubborn, Impatient, Laid back, Cheerful, Emotional, Snarky, Loyal, Passionate, Compassionate, Idealistic, Goal-oriented, A do-er, Friendly (if you get on her good side), Easy to tick off, Can be somewhat aggressive if provoked (gets really violent if you call her retarded), A bit prideful, A bit blunt, Honest to a fault, Sometimes rude/crass, and Unintentionally harsh), Intelligent (is prone to blonde moments)

Hobbies: Gaming, Drawing (anything artistic for the most part), Taking pictures, Watching anime, Jumping on her Therapy Trampoline, Messing with people, Pranking, Cuddling, Collecting random things, Learning, and Pushing past the limits.

Most Favorite Music Genres: Techno, Pop, J-Pop, and Rock
Least Favorite Music Genres: Rap and Classical

Human Clothes: Anything loose and made of cotton. Typically wears red bell bottom pants with pink streaks on outer thighs, a maroon t-shirt with a large Sakura flower, and pink and black runners with crew cut white socks.
Ghost Clothes: A light pink hazmat with a white skirt and white midriff tank top that has a pink heart on the chest. She has dark pink slender gloves and slippers.

Songs I Like:


Magic - Selena Gomez

Everything is Not What it Seems (both original and remix) - Selena Gomez

Stop & Erase - Selena Gomez

Round and Round - Selena Gomez and The Scene

Shake it Up - Selena Gomez

Who Says - Selena Gomez

Naturally - Selena Gomez

Skater Boy - Avril Lavigne

Complicated - Avril Lavigne

Tangled up in Me - Skye Sweetnam

The Flood - Jars of Clay

Voodoo - Godsmack

Should I stay or Should I go - The Clash

Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas

Freaks of Nature - Kansas

Going Through the Motions - Kansas

Real World - Matchbox Twenty

Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & The Destroyers

God - Rebecca St. James

GO! (AKA Fighting Dreamers) - Flow

Sailor Moon Theme (regular and both Remixes) - Nicole & Brynne Price

Connected - Katharine McPhee

Firm Foundation- Nancy Gordon and Jamie Harvill

Leave it All to Me - Miranda Cosgrove

Leave it All to Shine - Miranda Cosgrove and Victoria Justice

One Way or Another - Blondie

Call Me- Blondie

Hanging on the Telephone - Blondie

Make it Happen - Selena Gomez

One in the Same - Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez

Sailor Stars Theme (Makenai!)

Moonlight Densetsu (Moonlight Legend)

Somebody Told Me - The Killers

Brain Zapped -Selena Gomez

Things I Ship:


Box GhostXLunch Lady Ghost























Name: Sabrina Nelson (since I wrote it all over my DeviantArt, I might as well reveal it)

Age: You do the math (9/16/1997) (September 16, 1997)

Gender: I think I made that obvious (I'm a girl)

About me:

I tend to be a bit of an airhead sometimes, but most of the time I can be level headed. Well that is until someone ticks me off or triggers my Autism. I am really creative and I like trying to tackle challenges that I think apply to me. I get along with almost everyone and I am even willing to welcome a complete stranger into church with a big and warm smile. I am sometimes rather impatient and tend to snap at people who behave like idiots around me. Sometimes I may seem hypocritical, unfortunately, but I can't help it. I am also pretty impulsive. So, yeah you can see what kind of messes I can get myself into on a regular basis...

Quiz results:

My Personality Type #1:

Result 1:

54% Sanguine
42% Choleric
54% Melancholic
42% Phlegmatic

Result 2:

54% Sanguine
50% Choleric
42% Melancholic
25% Phlegmatic

Personality Type #2:

You scored 36

Temperament score range (so far):

1/A) Sanguine: 20-35
2/B) Choleric: 36-51
3/C) Melancholy: 52-67
4/D) Phlegmatic: 68-80
My Answers tallied: A- 11 B- 3 C- 5 D- 1

Personality Type #3: (The website this was nearly impossible, even for bipolar people but I am still very easy to excite and cheerful; Is there a such thing as a Sanguine-Choleric-Phlegmatic?)

21% Sanguine
14% Melancholy
50% Choleric
50% Phlegmatic

Personality Type #4: Just click the link for everything.


You have moderate preference of Introversion over Extraversion (33%)
You have moderate preference of Intuition over Sensing (25%)
You have distinct preference of Feeling over Thinking (62%)
You have slight preference of Judging over Perceiving (11%)

I thought pretty much 'What the heck, might as well give it a shot'.

Pein/Pain - Nagato Uzumaki
[ ] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] - I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair color is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] - My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] - My closest friend is a girl.
[ ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains. (As long as there's no super loud lighting. Other than that, ALL weather patterns always fascinate me.)

[Pein/Pain/Nagato Score: 2]

[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[X] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[X] - My closest friend is a guy.
[ ] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. (And I do it right back at my younger sister. -Mischievous face-)
[ ] - Many people find me attractive.
[ ] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[ ] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[ ] - I graduate top of my class. Intelligence. (Trying to get here. I think the last time I checked out with a teacher, I was in the top 300 out of the thousands of students in my school.)
[ ] - My natural hair color is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 1]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME! (Only because of Sharknado! Don't kill me!)
[ ] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[ ] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 2]

[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[ ] - I hate Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X]- Loud noises/people annoy me. (One of my Autistic sensitivities unfortunately.)

[Sasori Score: 3]

[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[X] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde. (Does a direct border line between brown and blonde count?)
[ ] - ART IS A BANG!
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends. (Sometimes and depends on what you mean by youngest.)
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[X]- I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me. (Some friends follow me, but rarely annoy me because I enjoy their company.)

[Deidara Score: 5 or is it 4.5?]

[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel. (Does amber count?)
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[ ] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 1]

[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X]- I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3]

[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[ ] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone/ I like being alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3]

[X] - I'm always hyperactive. (I think I am...)
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester. (My little sister...)
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone. (It goes as far as my own age.)
[ ] - I LOVE the color orange.
[X]- I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[Tobi Score: 4 or 3.5?]

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin color.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Michael Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2]

Knew it, I got Deidara. I am wondering if one of those should have been half a point. I am just glad I didn't get Orochimaru or that would cause a bunch of logic issues... I also appear to be a mix of mostly Tobi and Deidara... Yikes...

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