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Joined Jul '12

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christia

Here's over 50 different ways to Annoy Edward easily. One's in Bold are my fav.

1 Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every loud when Bella is around to hear it. I would be dead.

2. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

3. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob.

4. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY) YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET bobba NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over. very funy

5. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

6. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

7. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

8. Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

9. Color on all his Bella pictures with permanent to replace them.

10. Ask him to be a vampire with you for Halloween. (A.N. That has got to be the easiest costume for him!)

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

12. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a DOG.

13. Picture yourself with no clothes and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants him a liar when he says no.

14. Tell him Bella's in love with Mike and she has been 'doing' things with him. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

15. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn. (A.N. I love that show on youtube!)

16. Make him watch the 'Twilight' movie.

17. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

18. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

19. Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

20. Ask him if he's ever done it. When he says no, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

21. Make him watch 'Hairspray' with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

22. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his stereo.

23. Start singing 'Paper cut' around him constantly.

24. Tell him that Paul imprinted on him.

25. Glue pictures of Jacob all over his walls.

26. Take his pulse and call 911 when you 'discover' he doesn't have any.

27. When you 'discover' he's a vampire, throw holy water on him and shout,"The power of Christ compels you!"

28. Make a lifelike Bella dummy (with Bella audio) and throw it into a fire. (A.N. Or have Jane burn it mentally, and she'll be happy since she can't burn Bella either.)

29. Bake him a birthday cake with 107 candles and make frequent jokes about him being "over the hill"

30. Whenever he gets mad at you for annoying him so much, turn to the nearest person and go,"Don't worry, its just his time of the month."

31. Volunteer him for a blood drive.

32. Ask him what Hogwarts was like and why he didn't just eat Voldy. (Voldemort. The bald guy who wants to kill Harry.)

33. Paint his piano neon pink. Refuse to buy a new one.

34. Get a shock collar with sequins on it and have Emmett put it on Edward. Give Jacob the this one

35. Tell him Alice saw that if he wanted to blend in with humans, he had to wear matching pink liquid eyeliner and nail polish.

36. Paint his Vanquish Pepto Bismol pink.

37. Every time he walks near you jump in front of the nearest car and scream "Save me Edward!"

38. Follow him around concentrating really hard on songs from shows such as 'Barney' and 'The Wiggles'.

39. Challenge him to a breath holding contest and accuse him of cheating.

40. Tell Aro that Edward would like to set up a ball room dancing class with him and the rest of the volturi.

41. Dye his hair blue and give him round black sunglasses and threaten to hide Bella if he doesn't wear them to school.

42. Blindfold him and take him to a tanning salon.

43. Jump out of corners and proceed to beating him with large planks of wood every ten minutes Sit in his room and stare at him for hours. When he demands why you're staring at him tell him that you're not leaving until he falls asleep. When he tells you he can't sleep, threaten that Santa won't come if he stays awake.

44. Spray cheese into his mouth and force him to swallow it, all the while yelling, "WHAT'S WRONG EDWARD, DON'T YOU LIKE THE CHEEEEEEEESE?

45. Make him a shirt that says "I Like Humans - I Don't Eat Them". Force him to wear it.

46. Make him drive you to La Push so you can jump back and forth on the boundary line screaming "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land! "Werewolf Land!" "Vampire Land!" etc. I would bring Steph and Anna M to do thid with to music.

47. Make him watch 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire'. Mouth the word "Cedward!" in his general direction.

48. Paint his Volvo pink and write "I love Jacob" all over it

49. Sing "It's a Small World" over and over in your head and follow him around.

50. Give his number to Jessica, and tell her he's interested.

51. Ask him about Bella's eighteenth birthday party.

52. Just think of the color black when he's around so he thinks he can't read your mind either.

53. Take every picture of him and draw fangs on them.

54. Watch 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' and cry hysterically screaming "No Edward!" when Cedric dies.

55. Refer to him as "Eddie".

56. Prank call him saying you have kidnapped Bella and will only accept his Volvo as ransom.

57. Ask him where he buys his contact lenses. Daily. For about, ooh, a year.

58. Eye him suspicously every time he walks past, gripping a crusifix and throwing strings of garlic around your neck.

59. Sing "I Know A Song That'll Get On Your Nerves" in your head continually, over and over again, he'll go insane in less then three hours guarenteed. (A.N. That pretty much is the song!)

60. Come to school wearing dark robes, red/black contacts, and white makeup. Go up to Edward. Claim to be from the Volturi, and ask him where Bella is.

61. Get Carlisle to have "The Talk" with him.

62. Offer to put mountain lions on the endangered species list.

63. Run around the school with flyers that say "Save the Mountain Lion!"

64. Tell him Darth Vader is his father

65. Make Bella president of the 'La Push Cliff Diving Society'.

66. Randomly run up with a stake yelling "Die, fiend!"

67. Superglue Bella's window shut.

68. In front of Nessie, say aren't you glad you didn't kill the little brat.

69. Remind him that Jacob and Nessie are eventually going to...well you know.

70. Say, "Wow, you lost your virginity at 107 and your daughter is going to lose hers at 7 to the guy who was in love with your wife."

71. Go up to him and say "Humans are friends, not food." Continue to think this throughout biology class. (A.N. I love that from 'Finding Nemo'!)

72. Purposely slice your finger open from a piece of paper then wave it in his face and squeel, "EDDIE! KISS IT BETTER!"

73. Every time you take a picture of him, ask him if he'll show up when you print it out.

74. Before you print it out, photoshop it so he doesn't show up in it out and show it to him.

75. Continually poke him with a pencil muttering quietly about how it's the closest thing to a wooden stake you can get.

76. For his birthday, buy him spray-on tan.

77. Challenge him to an eating contest and bet all of his money that you'll win.

78. Whenever he comes near you, eye him suspiciously and put a scarf around your neck.

79. Cover his yard with "Beware of Vampire" signs.

80. Make an "I love Jacob" website and say Bella made it.

81. Write a long, detailed, novel about how the werewolves destroy the vampire race.

82. Tell him over and over again, "Nessie loves a werewolf. AKA The guy who was in love with your wife!"

83. Tell him that Nessie is Jaspers daughter.

84. Make him watch 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' with you. Continually ask him "Which one are you in there Eddie? Is it him, him him... etc?"

85. Everytime he goes swimming (or refers to it), sing as loudly as you can, "Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming!" over and over again.

86. Whenever he's near you, think of either Bella doing things Jacob, or Jasper, or even Emmett, or Nessie doing things with Jacob

n parents he loves another male.This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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