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Biography
Joined Aug '12

Okay. This is my second attempt at a decent profile. I haven't written OR published any stories yet, so I can't tell you which is best or which is worst. Frankly, I've been too busy reading stories to bother writing them! I seriously think I'm addicted to FanFiction. I spent SIX HOURS reading stories and thought one three hours had passed.But enough about my priorites while on FanFiction.

Hi. I'm not going to tell you my actual name, but you can call me Demi. I'm pretty young, but I don't look like it. Seriously, people sometimes guess that I'm a senior. It's kinda scary sometimes... I like Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Adele, The Script, Beyoncé, and Katy Perry. I actually can't tell you what my favorite song is, because I don't actually know. I have 150 songs on my iPod. It would take my around 11 hours to listen to all of them, so to guess my favorite songs out of all of those... I'm pretty weird. I like singing songs from the Ellen Show and various Disney movies. I like chocolate cake. And yeah, that's about it. :)

Funny Quotes People Say;

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying, "Dang, that was fun!"

Life isn't passing me by... it's trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees; they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like, "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will call him saying, "Seven days..."

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because your gay, isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay," and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'Bang," I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

"Did you just fall?"

"Of course not. The floor needed a hug."

"Backwards?"

"I'm skilled."

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

I DON'T obsess! I think intensley... like all the time

Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all of the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Jesus saves. Passes to Moses, he shoots, he scores!

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump out of a window... I laugh again.

They never suspect the short one.

I've used up all of my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Stereotyping? How do you type with a stereo?

People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.

You're a great friend, but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

If my calculations are correct...slinkies escalator = EVERLASTING FUN!!

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

"To be is to do" Socrates

"To do is to be" Sartre

"Do be do be do." Sinatra

Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?

Procrastinators; the leaders of tomorrow.

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

I'm not as random as you think I salad.

It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either.

If people were all meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.

On a scale of 1 to crazy I'm a penguin.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Hey you! Yeah you! No, not you, the other guy. You right there! Do you like tacos?

Making us all wish we were blind: Speedo.

Worst time to have a heart attack; during a game of charades.

I ROCK! Guitar hero told me.

I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then I thought I'd let your mom live one more day

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

There are two things that are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Smile and the world smiles with you. Laugh and they think you're on drugs.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people... he made so many.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh! Its a secret!

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

I'm NOT SHORT! ... I'm fun sized!

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?

We are the people our parents warned us about!

I have the kind of friends where if my house was burning down, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen! (Yeah and they probably start it too..)

RAWR!! That means I love you in dinosaur!

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

HELL- Where all the fun people end up!

They keep saying the right person will come along... I think a truck hit mine!

I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!

When I die, I'm going to haunt the HELL out of you people!

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

"Oh? Paper beats rock? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"

"I ran with scissors, and lived!"

"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies?"

"Don't attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."

"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."

"A panda eats, shoots, and leaves... Or... A panda eats shoots and leaves." YOU'VE GOTTA' LOVE GRAMMAR!!

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

ZEUS

X} You like being in charge.

} You often wish you could just zap someone with a lightening bolt. (I'm not THAT mean!)

} You were voted Class President.

} You do what’s best for everyone.

} You have multiple exes.

} You think you have what it takes to run for President. (Sure... if the world WANTED to be messed up...)

} You think every problem has a solution.

X} You love showing off. (Unfortunately...)

X} You like plane rides (THE MOVIES!!!)

} You are hydrophobiac

3/10

POSEIDON

X} You feel at home in the water.

} Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

X} You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

X} You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

} You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

} You swim professionally. (I wish)

X} You hate seafood.

} You never get seasick.

} You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (Never!)

} You are acrophobiac

4/10

HADES

X} You’re not that much of a people person.

} You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (Um...)

} You experience bad moods on a regular basis. (Kind of...)

} You like listening to loud, angry music. (Only if I wanted my ears to bleed)

} You spend most of your time alone. (GOD NO!)

X} You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. (Haven't actually BEEN to one, but from what I've read and heard, so... yep.)

X} You like to keep to yourself.

} All your closets are padlocked.

X} You write in diary/journal.

X} You feel most active at night. (It's the reason i'm not active in the morning :P)

5/10

DEMETER

} You own a garden.

X} You like the great outdoors.

} You have a green thumb. (I can't be bothered to remember to water the plants I bought!)

} You’re an environmentalist. (Not really)

} You have a special connection with animals. (What, like Whale Rider?

} You’re a vegetarian.

} You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

X} You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

X} You love going to flower shops.

X} You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. (Hello, people! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!)

4/10 (Oh no. Next thing I know, I'll be screaming at my Mom to eat cereal instead of the other way around!)

ARES

X} You often start fights.

} You’re a very aggressive type of person.

} You like watching wrestling. (Why would I want to watch two sweaty guys try to kill each other?)

X} You’re competitive. (EXTREMELY)

} You like reading about war.

X} You don’t take crap from anybody. (Pretty much)

} You have anger management.

} You never back away from a fight. (No, because sometime the fight is so stupid it isn't even worth fighting)

} Everyone does what you say. (Yeah, when I walk down the school halways everyone starts bowing down and begging for mercy. *sarcasm*)

X} You don’t always think before you do something. (Unfortunately)

4/10 *runs away screaming*

ATHENA

} You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (Not really)

X} You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. (Right next to my sister)

} Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (My parents don't want me to get too addicted)

} You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. (Only if I was forced)

} You’re the valedictorian in your class. (the what?)

} You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (I wish...)

} You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

} You think it would be better if you were the President. (See comment on Zeus quiz)

X} You have a huge shelf of books at home. (And proud of it!)

} You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (...)

2/10 *sad face*

APOLLO

X} You’re very creative and artistic.

X} You like listening to all kinds of music in general. (Kind of...)

X} You always feel sunny and optimistic. (Maybe...)

X} You are talented at drawing. (I guess...)

X} You like writing poetry.

} You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (It's one of my goals in life. Unfortunately, I still need to learn to play one)

} You like going to art museums.

} You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

} You have straight As in Art on your report card.

} Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

5/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

} You dislike boys in general. (Nah... my poor father would be heart-broken)

} A deer is one of your favorite animals

} You can shoot targets. (I wish)

X} You like silver.

X} You like the moon better than the sun. (At least you can LOOK at the moon)

X} Zoë Nightshade is awesome (Definitely)

} You love wild animals (Like, tigers, bears, poisonous snakes, and other things that could kill you?)

} You spend most of your time outdoors.

} You love to move around the place (Wouldn't that count as ADHD?)

} Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

3/10

HEPHAESTUS

} You have a way with tools.

} You build awesome things during your free time.

} You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

} Metalworking is your forte.

} You have your own toolbox.

} You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

} You’re a techie.

} You often have carpentry projects.

} You dream of being a carpenter.

X} You aren’t afraid of fire. (Nah... how else would I be able to blow it out ? ;P)

1/10

APHRODITE

} Every guy/girl swoons for you. (That would be creepy...)

X} You like putting on makeup. (It's fun to make yourself a totally diferent person.)

} You naturally smell good.

} You never experience a bad hair day. (I wish... and didn't Piper have a bad hair day?)

} Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

} You’re always at the front of every trend. (Why would I WANT to be?)

} You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

} You’re often invited to parties.

} Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

} You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (I'm not THAT vain!)

1/10 (Next to Hephaestus)

HERMES

} You like pickpocketing your friends.

} You’re a prankster.

X} You’re a speed demon. (Don't have a car... But fast runner? Definitely.)

X} You consider yourself restless. (I just want to SLEEP!)

} You’re the best speaker in the class. (I wish)

X} You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. (It's fun!)

} You’re inventive and resourceful. (I don't know)

X} You often start arguments. (It's one of my characteristics)

} You’ve never lost a debate. (I wish)

4/10

DIONYSUS

} You’re the life of the party.

} You like wine. (Underage)

} You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (GOD NO!!! My taste buds wouldn't ever be the same!)

} You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (Um... who (my age) would WANT to?)

} You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (Since when is Dionysus HAPPY?)

} You’re a foodie.

} You like going to social events and mingling with people.

X} You like trying out new food. (Eh...)

} You feel that you’re abundant in life. (Not really.)

X} You think that too much of anything is bad. (Like MARTINIS!)

2/10

Okay, so it seems to be a tie between Hades and Apollo. Two completely diferent people. So... I'm a schizophrenic? :P

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