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Joined Aug '12

I'm a random girl who likes random stuff and Pokemon and Bakugan and Dinosaur King and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron and - 10 Hours Later - and Harry Potter and How to Train Your Dragon and Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Princess Tutu, and Rosario Vampire! BEST ANIMES EVER! Here are some hobbies and stuff I guess.

Gender: Female

Favourite Food: McDonald's Chicken Nuggets

Favourite Drink: Apple Juice

Favourite Book: Harry Potter

Favourite Anime: TOKYO MEW MEW, INUYASHA, PRINCESS TUTU AND ROSARIO VAMPIRE :D

Favourite Movie: RIO! :D

Favourite Game: MINECRAFT :D

Favourite Handheld Console: 3DS

Favourite Console: PlayStation2

Favourite Colour: Turquoise

Favourite Fruit: Plum

Favourite Dinosaur: Parasaurolophus

Favourite Pokemon: Shiny Zorua

Favourite Bakugan: Rattloid

Hobbies: Reading, writing, daydreaming, imitating ninjas, watching pokemon, trying to make Pokemon a different colour (as I did with my profile picture), telling stories with my BFF, and yea thats pretty much it.

I also recolour Pokemon. My fave recolour is a black eevee. For now I'm recolouring eeveelutions, I've recoloured Eevee, Umbreon, and Espeon, and right now I'm working on Flareon. I can make markings on the Pokemon as well, the Umbreon had some red markings on it. I can recolour Pokemon as a request too, just PM me and tell me the colours and markings, then I'll upload it to some image sharing thing and tell the link.

OK so here are some of my fave pokemon and stuff like that.

Fave 10 Pokemon

1. Zorua (Shiny)

2. Eevee

3. Vulpix

4. Poochyena

5. Treecko

6. Pokemon Egg

7. Leafeon

8. Victini

9. Virizion

10. Azelf

Top 10 Pokemon Anime Pairings

1. May/Drew (ContestShipping!!)

2. Ash/Angie (MorpheusShipping!!)

3. Stephan/Bianca (SpokeShipping!!)

4. James/Jessie (RocketShipping!!)

5. Jimmy/Marina (QuestShipping!!)

6. Paul/Dawn (IkariShipping!!)

7. Brock/Susie (BreederShipping!!)

8. Ash's Pikachu/Dawn's Buneary (LagomorphShipping!!)

9. (Will type this tomorrow)

10. (Will type this tomorrow)

Top 10 Pokemon Pairings

1. Eevee(M)/Zorua(F)

2. Poochyena(M)/Vulpix(F)

3. Fearow(M)/Pidgeot(F)

4. Beedrill/Butterfree

5. Giratina(M)/Arceus(F) (Even though they're technically genderless)

6. Umbreon/Espeon

7. Uxie(M)/Azelf(F)

8. Victini(M)/Mesprit(F)

9. Tepig(M)/Snivy(F)

10. Moltres(M)/Articuno(F)

Top 5 Dinosaur King Pairings

1. Spiny/Paris

2. Dr. Owen/Ursula

3. Zander/Reese

4. Rex/Zoe

5. Chomp/Tank

Top 3 Bakugan Pairings

1. Dan/Runo

2. Shun/Alice (I heard the name Fabia but I have no clue who she is so I'm putting this for now)

3. Billy/Julie

Favourite Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron Pairing: Spirit/Rain (Obviously there's no one else)

Favourite Harry Potter Pairing: Ron/Hermione

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years of age. I had always been single and had been hoping to get into a nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

51 REASONS ONTO HOW WE KNOW WE ARE OBSESSED WITH INUYASHA.

1. You are visiting InuYasha based websites

2. You " make " a InuYasha based website heh.. :webmaster of this site looks around innocently:

3. You always have your alarm clock set, sharp when InuYasha comes on. Missing it would be a sin* 0_o

4. Red is your new fav. color

5. You blame computer difficulties on Kikyo and her random band of elves... (don't ask)

6. You swear someone is always following you..

7. Your collecting as many InuYasha pictures your computer can handle...and your
bookmarks are a different story*

8. You are determined to win a kimono off Ebay (darn high bidders)

9. You name your new cat Shippou

10. Your starting to make your own random drawings of the InuYasha characters.

11. You think about how you wish you could "Sit" someone who is annoying you.

12. (directed towards guys) You blame your hand for doing any "mysterious" things... such as gropeing. : glares: Hey! not that kind *_13. You start to make your own boomerang weapon out of cardboard and
random duct tape...but sadly falls apart when thrown.

14. You throw leaves in people's faces hopeing they will become confused...which..I'm sure they are anyways =)

15. People are nicknameing you by your fav. character. 16. You attach a fake tail to your poor kitty to look like Kirara

17. You ponder if there's such a thing as 3-eyed cows* (and a certain old psycho who rides it)

18. Sometimes you find a dancing monkey spinning plates on your head at the most ackward moments

19. You hear someone's voice like Jaken's and immediately bop the person on the head*
"Bad jaken...no cookie."

20. You train your self to act more like InuYasha:
a. Try to make your feet tough so you can run barefoot
b. Walk on your toes (like dogs do)
c. Try to run like he does
d. Growing claws (very pointy!)

21. If you like to play with your dogs ears all day.

22. You try to survive the day without moving your left arm, pretending it's not there.

23. You get obessively jealous when someone says they love Sesshomaru.

24. You marry Sesshomaru on a website then read a 28 chapter long fanfic for no reason.

25. you dream all day about InuYasha without his shirt on.

26. You have a voodoo doll of Kikyou filled with pins under your bed...

27. You fill your binder, which has a clear front, with InuYasha pictures galore.

28. You practically yell, "Hah!" at the screen everytime Kikyou gets hurt.

29. You are outraged everytime Sesshomaru gets defeated, and you express it by throwing things at your TV screen every time it shows the person who defeated him forthe next five episodes unil you get over it.

30. You tape InuYasha every night and watch it while you tape it.

31. You blow a raspberry at InuYasha when Sesshomaru hits him, then go lone and look for pictures of it.

32. You arent' confused by the InuYasha Love Triangle.

33. Your friends are afraid of you and your fabled Toxic Flower attack.

34. You and your friends create an unofficial club which involves calling each other every day to discuss InuYasha's love life.

35. You kidnap a toad at the local pond and claim it to be your servant, taping a crude drawing of a Staff of Head to it's foreleg and telling it to "watch Rin" every time your mom asks you to babysit your little sister.

36. You walk around wearing fake cat ears (which Inuyasha's ears do look cat like) _

37. You grow your fingernails long and then file them into "claws"

38. Your little sister calls you "My Lord"

39. After doing something really bad, you claim you were being controlled by Naraku.

40. You try to talk to your little sister out of hating Kikyou, since you figure she's had a lot of misery already.

41. But then you yell at her whenever you see a picture, because she's such a psycho...

42. When you invite your friends over to have a giant InuYasha marathon.

43. When you and your friend get in trouble in study hall for making snort like giggles, due to holding in too much laughter and humorous fanart you drew on the bus.

44. When the teacher says: "Alright class sit down". You immediately fall to the ground.

45. When your friends flock to your locker after the last bell, to discuss last nights InuYasha episode on the way to the bus.

46. When you miss the bus, because someone almost died, because the corner of her picture of Sesshomaru was the slightest bit bent.

47. When you have a folder 2 inches thick full of InuYasha related pictures with no doubles what so ever.

48. When you say: "Hey that sounds like me" to every sentence on this huge list =)

49. You start looking for red kimonos and sailor uniforms for girls in the mall.

50. You start trying to figure out questions such as: How much blood can InuYasha lose before dieing and how can a guy, such as good looking as Miroku, cannot find a girl to bare his child.

51. When your grades start to slip and your mother asks why you yes back to her: "Yeah well Kagome doesn't make straight A's and she's saving feudal Japan"

If you said yes to any of these...You're insane.

If it's more than 10...You're really insane.

If it's more than...20...You're just doomed.

If it's more than...30...You're insanely doomed.

If it's more than...40..You're bloody hell scary.

If it's more than...50...You. Are. Damned.

If it's more than...51.. You are simply obsessed. _
_

1) Do not piss off Kaguya. This is a very important thing.

2) Do not kidnap Rin. Or you will end up a victim of Sesshoumaru's sword.

3) Do not whatsoever take Sango from Miroku. He will most likely either suck you into the Wind Tunnel, use his sutras, or bash your head in.

4) Do not take the Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha will go demon on you and most likely destroy you.

5) If Kagome says don't touch him, do not touch him. She is his, and he is hers. If you touch either, I myself will personally eat you.

6) Must I say it again. Kikyou is already dead. Maybe she can find Naraku in the Netherworld and they can marry. That means she can stop stealing Kagome's soul and Kagome can be with Inuyasha. Which goes back to Rule #5. Do not touch Kagome's man.

7) Do not speak with Sesshoumaru about the Tetsusaiga. You will end up sliced in half.

8) If Inuyasha goes full demon, do not just stand there and go "Oh s*". Turn and run as fast your little legs can carry you.

9) When battling Ryuukotsusei, do not listen to Totosai or Myouga. They tell you to run. Inuyasha proved them wrong when he killed Ryuukotsusei, so follow his lead.

10) Whatever you do, do not. Take. Kagome. Inuyasha will have your head in five seconds flat.

11) Do not mention Tetsusaiga to Sesshoumaru. You will become food for Ah-Uhn.

12) Yes, we know Sesshy's mokomoko is fluffy. I would suggest not to touch it, however, or you will be left in pieces.

13) We all know that Sesshy and Inuyasha are dog demons, or half dog demon in Inu's case. Do not make dog jokes, however, or call them a dog. That may cause them to work together.

14) If Sesshoumaru smiles, someone's dying before sundown. If he laughs, run like hell and hope you make it to the mountains in the next ten seconds.

15) I suggest that you do not take Kagome out from under Inu's nose. Only one person -Koga- has been able to do this. You will probably not survive the encounter.

16) Go ahead. Try and kill Kagome. But I bet you a thousand bucks that Inuyasha would throw away Tetsusaiga and go full demon to save her. I'd like to see you try and get through HIM first.

17) -cough cough- If Inuyasha uses So'unga's Dragon Twister, do not stand there and go, "OH S*!" Turn, hop on Kirara, and fly as fast as you can, hoping you don't get caught by the Dragon Twister.

18) If you want Sango, go ahead. Grab her. But I triple dog dare you to TRY and get past Miroku's Wind Tunnel.

Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist.

Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sexy Sesshomaru-sama!

Normal people: Don't believe in time travel.

Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the bone eaters well.

Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword.

Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha'll come and get it!)

Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves.

Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha'll protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin)

Normal people: Don't care about the moon.

Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong :P )

Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky.

Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan!

Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon.

Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon!

Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo (the slut!!!) is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!)

Normal people: Say that money is power.

Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. (Maybe a boy character or two...)

Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick.

Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lectures decendants... (Then hit them anyway)

Normal people: Don't think a boomarang could be a weapon.

Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the none believers to Sango in a rage.

Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly.

Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties!

Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over.

Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a hissy fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru.

Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome.

Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii.

Normal people: Wouldn't copy and past this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!!

Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and past this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recomend it to all their friends! We Love it!

Anyway, if you would like to join the awesome religion which is Inuyashism, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Followers: purduepup, nightfalcon222, Daichilover, xbeautyxxisxxlifex, GoldenRose88, Kagome39, That person nobody knows, CityOfFallenAshes, KittyIchigo1, Serpavia.

NOW! SOME INTERESTING FACTS! That you DIDN'T know a few seconds ago!

'Apple' has more money than the U.S goverment.

It is physically impossible for a human to lick their elbows.

Ants always fall over on their right side when intoxicated.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(BOORRRINNNG.)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now.THATS What i'm TALKING ABOUT!)

Almost every single one of you will try to lick your elbow after reading number 2.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

Polar bears are left handed.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain

Starfish don't have brains. (Well...that explains Patrick...)

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.(and yet he made Micky Mouse, huh?)

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS

AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

Jesus didn't come off the cross, thats because a man and his wife sinned, ever since then, sin has been in the world. A price needed to be payed, Jesus paid that price for us over a 100 years later.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere , copy this into your profile

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this too your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste

If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P

If you have ever run into a tree, C&P

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana.

If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have split identities, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever pulled a door that says push, or pushed a door that said pull, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile. If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile. If you have ever forced a best friend into fangirlism, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever said the same thing more than one time in a row, put this in your profile. If you have ever said the same thing more than one time in a row, put this in your profile If you have ever completely forgotten what you were doing, put this in your profile.

copy and paste that (above) and this if you read the entire thing.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

I do alot of things, including alots of these things. Just copy and paste. So yeah, just copy and paste!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE IN AN ELEVATOR!

silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it... quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in "Who want to be a millionaire" style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in the Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervales.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in house wares" ... and see what happens...

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and yell: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror as you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick me, pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes on over the intercom, assume the fetal position and scream: "No! No! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting foom and shut the door and wait awhile and then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle while shouting, "Pikachu, I choose you!”

A white man and black man were in a bus. The white man told the black man, "Colored people are not allowed." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (Sorry Junior, you just have to deal with the pain.)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (OH CRAP!!! *spews nuts* I thought they were RAISINS!)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Damn... When else am I going to iron my sheets?)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (I had NO IDEA!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (But I like it crunchy...)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (...No comment.)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (...Again, no comment.)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children (...I DON'T WANNA!!!)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Darn. There goes my whole day.)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (But my insides will look so NICE fire-engine red!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (But WHHHHYYYY???)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (NO FRICKIN' WAY!!!)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (...Your first clue?)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (...I wonder what that would be...)

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (Hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

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