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The Amendable Snow Freak PM
Joined Aug '12

Hithere! I am a girl with brown hair that reaches mid-back and I (finally) got contacts!! I like to read (well duh) and the colour blue, art and sleep! to be honest, though I could probably write an amazing story, I really am too lazy and have zero commitment, so I stick to reviewing stories. My favourite genre is fantasy/adventure. I think cats are the best animals alive on this planet, and if you haven't had dried mango slices and pineapple juice, you haven't lived. One day, I'd like to go skydiving, and the best time to go to Hawaii is on the Christmas break.

All the shows/series I've watched/read

Harrypotter, Percy Jackson series, earths children series, heralds of valdemar, Star Wars, lord of the rings, dr.who, Yumeiro patissiere,Pretear,Ouran high school host club,Fruits basket,Death note ,Katekyo hitman reborn ,Angel beat,DNAngel,Naruto,Naruto-shippudden,Yu Yu hakusho ,Holicxxx,Petit princess yucie,Clannad,Bleach,Ellfen lied,Robotics;notes ,Fairy tale, all the barbie movies, the'city of'series (city if bones..)

as well as so many other books I don't care listing them all.

I feel like such a nerd now..

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence

Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins...will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13.

People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for other people in a war.

Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotypes. I bet 98 % off you won't xx

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