Now accepting Prompts for stories that will be rated under 'M', Mild to Moderate Cursing allowed.
Hi I am sorta new, so please be nice, I am not sure about how good I am with my stuff I do welcome freindly pm's! :P
A poem(kinda) I created: Growing pains
The hardest part of growing up,
Is not looking into the past and wincing,
But looking into the future and flinching.
Here are some things that I got off of various people's pages, yes, they are true.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, bellacullen1620,NarLovissaVrenshrrgn,Stalkurn writer of the north, Dragonrider101,storylover789, DragonKnight113, Saphira455,
If you think any other pairing for Inheritance cycle other then Eragon/Saphira is evil, Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Storylover789, DragonKnight113, Saphira455
If you often do your homework, work stuff etc. after midnight, copy and paste this into your profile.( Yeah... stayed up reading fan fics...)
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've started having dreams featuring The Inheritance Cycle or How to train your dragon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.( Every night! =) )
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile V2!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(mostly when reading)
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.(that is totally impossible!)
Copy and Paste this if you have ever said "Like" twice in one sentence.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile(rare, but yes, it happens.)
If you HATE those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing your butt off.(sure would)
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, and unique is good. so weird is good. If you are Weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.(hate to admit it)
TOOTHLESS PRIDE METER:
If You're Proud To Be A Toothless Lover
Stick This On Your Page!
Murphy's Law: (also know as the 'rules I live by') - Interchangeable parts - won't -If you try to please everyone, nobody will like you -A shortcut is the longest distance between two points -Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate -In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it -The chance of a buttered piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the price of the carpet -If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway -If you fool around with a thing long enough, you will screw it up -Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact center -The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours -No matter how long and hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, you will find it cheaper somewhere else -The other line always moves faster -Build a system even a fool can use, and only fools will use it -If it seems to good to be true, it probably is -The minute you get interested in someone is the minute they find someone else -Everything takes longer than you think -Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong -If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway -Left to themselves, things will usually go from bad to worse -If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something -Mother nature is a bitch -It is impossible to make anything fool-proof because fools are so damn ingenious -Every solution breeds new problems -All warranties expire upon payment of invoice -A bird in the hand is better than one overhead -Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening -Beauty is only skin deep; but ugly goes to the bone -In case of doubt, make it sound convincing -Never play leapfrog with a unicorn -There is never time to do it right, but there is always time to do it over -Smile...tomorrow will be worse!
Everything else in life I look at with a critical eye. I'm a scientist, but also a believer of miracles and the supernatural. (Yes, I believe dragons once did and still do exist! Until someone shows me concrete, undeniable evidence that they don't!) No one can tell me they understand everything about our existence, because it is simply impossible. I mean, look up at the stars at night, those millions of points of light, and just try to tell me you understand everything about the universe. I dare you.
(This is really sweet...)
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
I copied most of this off of "DragonKnight - Beta 26"'s profile, check it out! for I did not fall into all of categories that this person had!
This I copied off of DreamWriter89"s profile. i can not tell which is my favourite...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
The Stupid Test (put an 'X' next to the one that is you, then at the end add all the x's, if you have more than 18 than you are stupid!) p.s. this is not a real test, it is just for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you were NOT talking.
( ) You have run into a glass/screen door.
( )You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed and people gave you weird looks.
( ) You have run into a tree.
( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same rhythm.
( ) You sang them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
(x) You didnt notice that in the last question, the was spelled twice.
(x) You just looked at it.
( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty-blonde/has blonde in it.
( ) People have called you slow.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You have fallen asleep in class.
( ) If someone says "fart" you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
( ) People are often shaking their heads as they walk away from you.
(x) you are often told to use your "inside voice".
( ) You use your fingers to do simple math
( ) you have eaten a bug
(x) you have put your clothes backward or inside out and didn't realize it.
(x) You have looked all around for something only to find out it was in your hand, pockets, etc.
( )You repost/forward things because your scared of what will happen if you don't even thought you know nothing will happen.
( ) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not use big words around you.
(x) You sometimes tilt your head if your confused.
(x) You've fallen out of your chair before.
I got 17... Just under stupid!
If you are insane on the inside yet do not seem insane to other people except the closest of friends, copy and paste this into your profile. (I only ever show that side when bored)
The craziest thing i have said to my dog for barking:
dog looks at me*
Me:I do have a pillow!
I know I sound crazy. And I am proud to be crazy, who isn't?!
'"Doeng!"-Po, as mantis uses acupuncture.' I am very similar to this, how? You have to find out, becuase I don't know why, oh wait, I do!
buh-bye! and look at my stories on your way out!
One other thing you need to know about me, I am NEVER EVER abandoning a story!!! NEVER!