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Joined Aug '12

Dreamer, bookworm, tumblr addict, shipper for life.

I'm just a slightly insane young writer with affection for fantasy :) English isn't my first language, so please don't blame me for any grammar mistakes I might accidentaly make...

I have, like a lot of people, a head full of ideas and I never stop dreaming.


I solemnly swear that I will review every story I will read.


"Yaaay! I won! ... Oh no. I have to go up there."

-- Jennifer Lawrence, Oscars 2013 :)

"I do like accessori--a lot of things. I mean, what's the point of buying them if you don't wear them…all at once?"
-- Helena Bonham Carter

"If someone were to harm my family or a friend or someone I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
-- Johnny Depp

"Yes, Luna is Lucius Malfoy's love child with Dumbledore. He couldn't stand how her hair was longer and blonder than his, so he cast her aside."
-- Evanna Lynch

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
-- Oscar Wilde

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
-- Albert Einstein

"Be who you are, say what you mean - because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
-- Dr. Seuss

"We all are little weird and life's little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
-- Dr. Seuss

"We read to know that we are not alone."
-- C. S. Lewis


--Always look on the brighter side of life. Otherwise it'll be too dark for reading.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

--Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask "Where have I gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

--The buddy system is esential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

--Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

--Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

--9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

--I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? Kill me?

--I used to have super powers but then my therapist took them away.

--We live in an age where pizza gets to your house faster than the police.

--Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

--Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

--I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

--"Go to hell!" Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back.

--When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and LOSE that it's weird.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over.

--I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

--Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe.

--"OMFGFTW!" is NOT a spell...trust me, I've tried.


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THIS IS THE DARK MARK.

All Death Eaters, copy and paste it into your profile immediately.

Long live the Dark Lord!


How to recognize your best friend?

--A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

--A friend will help you up when you fall, but a best friend will point, laugh, and draw more attention to the fact that you fell.

--A friend will split their lunch with you if you forgot yours, but a best friend will guard their food, stick out their tongue, and say, "You should have brought your own lunch, stupid! Now back off mine!"

--A friend will ask before eating something at your house, but a best friend will come into your house, barely say hello, and head straight to your fridge.

--A friend will ring your doorbell and wait patiently, but a best friend will pound on your door incessantly until you open it fifteen seconds later and say, "This situation could have been avoided if you had simply left your door unlocked!"

--A friend will use the common, "I think that shirt would look nice with jeans," suggestion, but a best friend will say, "YOU IDIOT! Why are you wearing a skirt with that shirt?!" and will then proceed to tear your closet apart looking for the jeans that are in your dresser drawer, which they, of course, already knew. They will then say, "Your room looks like crap. Clean up much?"

--A friend will ask if they can show you a song and will then pull it up on Youtube, but a best friend will buy it and transfer it to your iPod and then tell you to listen to it or suffer their extreme displeasure.

--A friend will tell you to ignore the mean girls calling you names, but a best friend will keep the insults coming until a teacher walks down the hall, and will then drag you around the corner to listen as the mean girls get chewed out.

--A friend will wake you up if you fall asleep in class, but a best friend will raise their hand and shout out across the whole room to the teacher that you are drooling on their book.

--A friend will let you sleep in as late as you want after you fall asleep at four a.m., but a best friend will wake you up half an hour later simply because they drank too much coffee and can't sleep and feel you should share their punishment.

--A friend will stay on the phone with you as long as you need to talk, but a best friend will stay on the phone until they arrive at your house and will then stay there until you kick them out four days later when you are completely recovered.

--A friend will laugh about a prank a teacher pulled on you, but a best friend will help you plot and carry out your revenge while laughing.


If you made it to this text - congratulations, my brave friend!

Here's a meat pie for you: (@)

(...beware, I let Mrs. Lovett work with Hannibal in the kitchen... ;))

Sooooo...what are you still doing here? Scroll down and read my weird little stories! :)

...and thanks for being interested in my stories/writing/me enough to look at my profile :)

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