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Harry Potter and the Freaky Foreigners »
My own attempt at the (somewhat cliche) "fairy tail members somehow get involved with Hogwarts" trope. M for a reason, which you would know if you've read my prequel. Dumbledore hires Fairy Tail to help as bodyguards for Hogwarts. It goes about as well as can be expected of the destructive group. Takes place post Tartaros, and in Book 6.Harry Potter & Fairy Tail, M, English, Humor & Fantasy, chapters: 18, words: 55k+, favs: 235, follows: 290, updated: 11/13/2021 published: 12/8/2016
393The Heiress »
AU where Lucy's father hires a Fairy Tail mage to be her bodyguard/glorified prison warden after her attempt to run away from home fails. Since Jude Heartfillia doesn't do anything half-assed, he throws down the money for an S-Class mage. Unfortunately, the S-Class mage that answers the request is Laxus Dreyar. And the hunky blonde playboy has his eyes set on Lucy.Fairy Tail, M, English, Romance, chapters: 28, words: 72k+, favs: 701, follows: 954, updated: 11/13/2021 published: 5/7/2017, [Lucy H., Laxus D.]
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LaLu Week 2017 »
I decided to try LaLu week for the first time. We'll see how it goes. Ratings will be seperate and put at the top of each one-shot, but day one is rated M so I set the overall rating to M. (Every oneshot, unless states, takes place in the Sparky and Blondie universe. But they can be read seperate.)Fairy Tail, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 77, follows: 48, updated: 5/10/2017 published: 3/6/2017, [Laxus D., Lucy H.]
16 A Sparky and Blondie Christmas
LaLu twist on OVA 9, a.k.a. the Christmas special. A one shot with a lot of funny, a little sweet, and good helping of sexy. M for a reason.Fairy Tail, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 190, follows: 71, 2/20/2017, [Laxus D., Lucy H.]
11 Silent Truce
Takes place during Erza's trial in Episode 10. Basically angry hate-sex between Erza and "Siegrain". Lemon.Fairy Tail, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 86, follows: 35, 12/12/2016, [Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain] Natsu D.
15 The Punishment Game
One-shot. LaLu twist on the uncomfortable monstrosity known as OVA number 7. Takes place in my "Sparky and Blondie" universe. Fairy Tail Team A loses at rock, paper, scissors, and has to be Team B's slaves for the day. It goes very badly, but at least Lucy and Laxus get to have a little bit of fun. Lemon.Fairy Tail, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 228, follows: 80, 12/12/2016, [Laxus D., Lucy H.] Robert
206 Sparky and Blondie »
Because I think they'd be hot together, here's my attempt at my favorite crack ship! Enjoy this (possibly overdone/cliche) sexy story about the emotionally constipated Laxus and the innocently sassy Lucy and their (very fast) developing relationship! Basically just a whole buttload of mediocre lemons.Fairy Tail, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 22, words: 78k+, favs: 789, follows: 515, updated: 12/8/2016 published: 5/16/2016, [Laxus D., Lucy H.] [Erza S., Jellal F./Siegrain]
5 Dhampirs and HalfDemons »
VA and Teen Titans Crossover! Raven Roth manages to mess up a spell, which in turn causes her and our beloved Rose Hathaway to... you guessed it, switch bodies! What's going to happen? This. This is what's going to happen. Rated M for mostly language... for now. ;Teen Titans & Vampire Academy, M, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 8, follows: 11, 9/14/2012, Raven, Rose H.