2God, Talk about being Greedy Naruto for some reason has the ability to resist almost any damage, regenerate body parts like a late DBZ villain, and is strangely possessive of his things and companions. Oh and Gaara is a girl, weird huh. Its almost like someone wanted to write a story where Naruto runs around like an idiot doing goofy things because he can't really get hurt, and have Gaara be a Yandere.