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124 Epilogue SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 165, follows: 15, 7/28/2007, Harry P., Draco M.
37 The Reunion Harry and Draco meet at a Hogwarts reunion and imagine the first date they never had.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 57, follows: 11, 1/10/2007, Harry P., Draco M.
41Troll in the Fandom SLASH! PARODY! Harry Potter and his friends gather together to read an advance copy of 'Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince' when they receive news from a troll in the fandom about who is going to die.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 37, follows: 6, 8/19/2005, Harry P., Draco M.
35Who's Your Daddies? This AU, MPREG, RPS, Crossover Parody was written in response to a LiveJournal post where I said that American Idol finalist Anthony Fedorov looked like Harry & Draco's MPREG lovechild. After receiving numerous requests to write the fic, I finally agreed.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 20, follows: 25, 7/31/2005, Harry P., Draco M.
408The Very Secret LiveJournals » NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry's eyes, Draco's cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 19k+, favs: 290, follows: 126, updated: 5/13/2005 published: 12/31/2003, Harry P., Draco M.
55How To Shag Without Thinking A Happy Thought SLASH! PARODY! The Second War is over. Lord Voldemort has won. Harry and Draco are in the same cell in Azkaban awaiting their execution. How convenient…
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 46, follows: 46, 4/1/2005, Harry P., Draco M.
21Draco Decides To Die Draco spends his last morning with Harry. This is my belated entry for Switchknife's Dysfunctionalia challenge.
Harry Potter, M, English, Angst & Romance, words: 389, favs: 10, follows: 2, 1/2/2005, Harry P., Draco M.
117And Then He Hit Puberty SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 226, follows: 65, 1/1/2005, Harry P., Voldemort
440 Seven Days » COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be "deflowered in seven days," unless he can first uncover the video's sordid secrets.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 16k+, favs: 347, follows: 50, updated: 11/11/2004 published: 6/29/2004, Harry P., Draco M.
51The VamPotter Chronicles » NEW CH. 2! SLASH! PARODY! Vampire!Draco is on the prowl. But will his whooping cough prevent him from seducing The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 20, follows: 7, updated: 10/9/2004 published: 6/10/2004, Harry P., Draco M.
237The War Within » NEW CH 11! SLASH! This saucy, romantic comedy involves an angsty, suicidal Harry whose love life gets completely revamped by a sexcrazed, manipulative red head. Will Ginny mastermind Harry's seduction of his one true ferret? Does she have an agenda?
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 54k+, favs: 103, follows: 43, updated: 8/3/2004 published: 10/21/2003, Harry P., Draco M.
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