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Don't Fear the Reaper
After defeating Voldemort and collecting his (formerly Dumbledore's) wand, Harry feels a pull on his magic that he can't explain. After speaking with Dumbledore's portrait and taking possession of the last of the Hallows, Harry realizes that he has one more job to do before he can rest. The question is, will he survive? A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series.Harry Potter, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 4k+, favs: 45, follows: 34, 9/20/2024, Harry P., Albus D., Death
21Seeing a Lifetime Through His Glasses
Events cause Severus Snape to realize that Harry Potter is not just the son of James Potter, but Lily as well. Delving into the boys memory shatters the angry young man who never really grew up; but how will it affect things going forward? One shot for now, but I may add to it later.Harry Potter, K, English, words: 3k+, favs: 72, follows: 68, 3/16/2023, Harry P., Severus S.
17 Head Games
A comment by Ron after one of his disastrous Occlumency lessons leads Harry to an alternative way to protect his mind. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background.Harry Potter, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 90, follows: 58, 10/11/2022, Harry P., Severus S.
68 Triumph of Evil
When Dumbledore explains to Harry that he knew what leaving him at the Dursleys would be like, Harry lays into him.Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 957, favs: 308, follows: 149, 9/12/2021, Harry P., Albus D.
55Oh Snap(e)!
One day during 6th year DADA, Harry has had enough of Snape's bullying and stands his ground. Just a little something I threw together a while back and forgot about until today.Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 2k+, favs: 226, follows: 142, 6/30/2021, Harry P., Severus S.
64 AMF-YOYO
Summoned before the Wizengamot for trial, Harry has had enough and wants nothing more to do with Magical Britain. Just a little plot bunny that insisted on being written, this has potential to become something more but not right now (if ever). Open for adoption if it strikes your fancy. Also probably slightly OOC, but who cares, it's fanfic. :)Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 342, follows: 210, 5/24/2021, Harry P.
19 Supernova
Faced with the prospect of his godfather and himself losing their souls to the Dementors, Harry has a flash of understanding that leads to dazzling results. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background.Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 105, follows: 56, 2/11/2021, Harry P.
23 Welcome to the Hotel California »
Trapped in a Hogwarts under siege by Lord Voldemort, Harry ends the threat of the Dark Lord with the help of the diadem Horcrux. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series backgroundHarry Potter, T, English, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 67, follows: 42, 1/1/2021
18Bloody GIngers!
The Dark Lord summons Lucious Malfoy to punish him over his utter failure with regards to his diary. One-shot, Implies AU Year 2.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 953, favs: 49, follows: 23, 12/26/2020
27Godzilla »
Trapped in the Chamber of Secrets facing a Basilisk, Harry calls on the King of Monsters to defeat his foe. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background.Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 91, follows: 68, 8/10/2019
77Truth In Advertising
Fed up with the state of the Magical world, Harry Potter turns to the Muggleborns who abandoned it after finding out that their seven years of Hogwarts was worth exactly bupkis. Now, he just has to reach them. A plot bunny that may or may not eventually yield a longer story.Harry Potter, K, English, words: 905, favs: 161, follows: 205, 8/10/2019
70 Thunderstruck »
Harry's Magic loves music, and music can cause his magic to do things. Facing Voldemort and surrounded by Death Eaters in the graveyard, Harry uses a song he's never dared try before. He just hopes he survives its effects. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 312, follows: 197, updated: 2/12/2019 published: 7/26/2018, Harry P., Voldemort
23Great Balls of Fire
Confronting a Voldemort-possessed Quirrel at the Mirror of Erised, Harry takes a chance calling on a song he's never dared to let his Magic embrace. A different take on how Harry's hands and Quirrel's body got burned at the end of book 1. A tale in the "The Magic's In the Music" series. NOTE: Read Thunderstruck first for the series background.Harry Potter, K+, English, Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 121, follows: 75, 2/12/2019
4k+ Long Live The Queen »
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETEHarry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 44, words: 174k+, favs: 13k+, follows: 9k+, updated: 10/27/2016 published: 9/11/2015, Harry P., Sirius B.
95 The Perils of Betrothal Contracts
My response to the whole Marriage/Betrothal Contract craze of a few years back. While technically H/G, there's no happy ending. One-Shot.Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 253, follows: 106, 10/5/2016, Harry P., Ginny W.
34 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hullos
Just a little crack-fic that popped into my head. No substance, and slightly twisted. MoD!HarryHarry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 569, favs: 156, follows: 66, 4/29/2016, Harry P.
71 The Only Certainties In Life Are
Just a little plot bunny/crackfic that would not go away. MoD!Harry.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 229, follows: 93, 11/12/2015, Harry P.
98 Dark Lord, Me? Don't Be Ridiculous!
After Harry executes Voldemort and his inner circle, Albus Dumbledore confronts him about turning Dark. Harry's response is not what he expects.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Adventure, words: 6k+, favs: 937, follows: 341, 8/21/2013, Harry P., Albus D.
88 The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not
Harry Potter harnesses the power the Dark Lord knows not, much to the chagrin of those in charge. Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't go away. My first published fanfic.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 449, follows: 164, 1/17/2013