Author: xoTeamVavanForLifexo

xoTeamVavanForLifexo

Biography

Joined Oct '12

Hi! I'm xoTeamVavanForLifexo, and this is my profile! Its kinda long, and it has some of those pointless questionaires on it, it has some rants, and it has some pretty random stuff.. but I like my profile, and i hope you do too! Don't Forget to join the review revolution below! :)

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Music Movie: UPDATED!

Here's how it works:

1. Open your music library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. DON'T LIE!!!

Opening credits: A New Day Has Come by Celine Dion

Birth: You'll Never Know by Ariana Grande

First day at school: Night Train by Jason Aldean

Falling in Love: Undercover by Selena Gomez

Fight Song: Untouchable by Big Time Rush

Breaking Up: Something 'Bout A Woman by Lady Antebellum

Prom: Do It All Again by Emblem3

Life: C'mon C'mon by One Direction

Mental Breakdown: Inspiration by Keaton Simons

Driving: Love Drunk by Little Mix

Flashback: Like A Champion by Selena Gomez

Wedding: Who I Am by Nick Jonas

Birth Of Child: Song For You by Big Time Rush

Birth Of Grandchild: Make You Believe by Little Mix

INTERMISSION: Marry You by Bruno Mars

Final Battle: Wagon Wheel by Darius Rucker

Death Scene: Roar by Katy Perry

Funeral: Na Na Na by One Direction

End Credits: Best Song Ever by One Direction

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kayizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal):Pink Panda

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Szukaney??

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Purple Iced Tea

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, last letter of your moms middle name): Auncon?

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Ann

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Kacey

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Death

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Hot Pink Eyepatch

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow) kiasylo

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"But I do love you!"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The wall

3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Reading

4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Victorious

5. Without looking, guess what time it is
12:00am

6. Now look at the clock. What is the real time?
12:21am

7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My television

8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Like 10 minutes ago, I was walking in my house

7. Did you dream last night?
Yes

8. Do you remember your dreams?
Yes, I met Avan Jogia and Victoria Justice! I can dream, can't I?

9. When did you last laugh?
5 minutes ago

10. Do you remember why / at what?
I was texting my friends...

11. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters

12. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes

13. What do you think of this quiz?
It's weird yet entertaining.

14. What is the last film you saw?
Katy Perry Movie

17. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Ummmm...Nickelodeon!! Then Victorious would NEVER end!!!!!!!!!

18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I really don't know??

19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I don't know? Marry Avan Jogia?

20. Do you like to dance?
Yes

21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes!

22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
No

23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My best friend Eli

24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Music

25. Last time you swam in a pool?
yesterday

26. Type of music you like most?
Any, it doesn't really matter

27. Type of music you dislike most?
Heavy Metal

28. Are you listening to music now?
Yeah!

29. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Wooden

30. If you could change something about your home, without worry about cost or mess, what would you do?
I would redo my bedroom.

31. What was the last thing you bought?
Food

32. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
nope

33. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Maybe...

34. Do you have a garden?
yes

35. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
No

36. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Why I'm up so early

37. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
AVAN JOGIA!!!!!!!!!!

38. Who sent the last text message you received?
My best friend

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Does the Mall of America count?

40. What time is bed time?
Don't have one!

41. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No!

42. How many tattoos do you have?
none

43. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
um... no

44. What did you do for your last birthday?
I stayed up for the New Years Countdown at a party!

45. Do you carry a donor card?
No

46. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
My best friend!

47. Is the glass half empty or half full?
What glass?

48. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Florida

49. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I don't like tomatoes.

50. Have you ever won a trophy?
yes, many!!!!!!

51. Are you a good cook?
I would say yes

52. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Heck no.

53. If you could meet any one person (from history or now alive), who would it be?
Its pretty obvious. Avan Jogia!!!!!!!!!!

54. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
Yeah:(

55. Do you touch-type?
What?

56. What's under your bed?
Boxes

57. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes!

58. Think fast, what do you like now?
Avan Jogia

59. Where were you on Valentine's day?
At school

60. What time do you get up?

9:00am

61. What was the name of your first pet?
Lacy & Kacey (my puppies)

62. Who is the second to last person to call you?
My BFF!

63. Is there anything going on this weekend?
Chillin'

64. How are you feeling now?
Hungry

65. What do you think about the most?
Avan Jogia & Victorious

66. What time do you get up in the morning?
I already answered this.

67. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
Until after i got my check

68. Who would you tell first?
My Mommy

69. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?

Iron Man 3

70. Do you sing in the shower?
yep

71. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Repeated questions do not get answered

72. What do you do most when you are bored?
Listen to Music

73. What do you do for a living?
Write stuff and draw

74. Do you love your job?
Unemployed

75. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A fashion Designer/Voice actress/artist

76. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Work close to Avan Jogia

77. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
The Egg?

78. How many keys on your key ring?
six

79. Where would you retire to?
Bahamas probably...

80. What kind of car do you drive?
none now

81. What are your best physical features?
Maybe my eyes?

82. What are your best characteristics?
I'm Crazy and Fun

83. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Bahamas??

84. What kind of books do you like to read?
Humor/ Romance/Fan fiction! lol

85. Where would you want to retire to?
I just said Bahamas????????

86. What is your favorite time of the day?
Evening??

87. Where did you grow up?
not gonna answer that one...

88. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
Half an hour away

89. What are you reading now?
Fan fiction!

90. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl. I don't even talk to my mother in the morning unless I've eaten something.

91. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No:(

92. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes. I can feel it

93. Do you have pets?
2 yorkie puppies Lacy & Kacey

94. How many rings before you answer the phone?
2

95. What is your best childhood memory?
My first trip to the beach??

96. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
A personal Assistant to my mother.

97. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
I LOVE Avan Jogia!!!!!!!!!!

98. What is most important in life?
Being true to yourself! =)

99. Who Inspires You?
Avan Jogia & Victoria Justice

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A Victorious Oath:

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER TORIWHEN I SEE SOMEONE SCARED TO SING

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ANDREWHEN I SEE A PIANO OR ANYTHING MUSICAL

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER BECKWHEN I SEE SOMEONE WITH GOOD HAIR

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER JADEWHEN I SEE SCISSORS

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER ROBBIEWHEN I SEE A PUPPET

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER CATWHEN I SEE SOMEONE WITH RED HAIR

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER TRINAWHEN SOMEONE IS SELF- ABSORBED

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER SIKOWITZWHEN I SEE COCONUTS

I PROMISE TO REMEMBER LANEWHEN I SEE LOTION

"Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting"-Peter Pan

Favorite Actors...

Brown Hair Avan Jogia

Blonde Hair Ross Lynch

Red Hair Adam Hicks

Favorite Actress...

Brown Hair Victoria Justice

Blonde Hair Ashley Tisdale

Red Hair Ariana Grande

Favorite Singer...

Male Leon Thomas III/Big Time Rush/One Direction

Female Victoria Justice/Ariana Grande/Liz Gillies/Taylor Swift/Adele/Ke$ha/Nicki Minaj/Carrie Underwood/Shaniah Twain

Worst Singer In My Opinion...

Male Justin Bieber

Female Rebecca Black

X the ones you are:

Your guy side:

(X) You love hoodies.
(X) You love jeans.
(X) Dogs are better than cats.
(X) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X) You've played with/against boys on a team.
() Shopping is a torture!!!
(X) Sad movies suck.
() You own/owned a X-box.
() Played with Hot Wheel's cars as a kid.
() At some point you wanted to be a firefighter.
(X) You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
() You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(X) You watch sports on TV.
() Gory movies are cool.
() You go to your dad for advice.
() You own like a trillion baseball caps.
() You like going to high school football games.
() You used to/do collect baseball cards.
() It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
() Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favourite colors.
(X) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(X) Sports are fun.
() Talk with food in your mouth.
() Sleep with socks on at night.

Total: 10. Not bad... I guess...

Your girl side:

() You wear lip gloss.
() You love skirts.
() Cat's are better than dogs.
(X) You love to shop.
() You wear eyeliner.
() You wear the colour pink.
(X) Go to your mom for advice.
(X) Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
(X) You hate wearing the color black.
() You like hanging out at the shopping center.
() You like getting manicures/pedicures.
(X) You like wearing jewelry.
(X) You hate the movie Star Wars.
(X) You were in gymnastics/dance
() It takes you around/more than an hour to get dressed and make-up/hair..
() You smile a lot more than you should.
(X) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(X) You care about what you look like.
() You like wearing dresses when you can.
(X) You like wearing body perfume.
(X) You love the movies.
() Used to play with dolls as a kid.
(X) Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 12

Difference by 2! Not much different... I guess I'm kinda both?

Random questions

1. What movie do you know every line to? Victorious:Locked Up, Victorious: Freak the Freak Out, Victorious: Tori Goes platinum. Do Those count as movies?

2. What's the first thing you see when you wake up? My ceiling

3. What's your phone's background? Me and My Friends

4. What's your favorite make-up? Don't really wear makeup

5. How do you get to school? bus

6. What is one thing you never leave without? My new Samsung Galaxy S4 phone.

7. What is the last book you read? Percy Jackson and The Olympians Series

8. What was the last movie you've seen? Fun Size. It was hilarious!

9. What's on your desk? My phone, homework, pictures of me and my friends.

10. What's the first song that pops into your mind? "She Doesn't Mind" by Sean Paul

11. What's the most played song on your iTunes? Finally Falling by Victoria Justice and Avan Jogia 297 plays :)

12. What is your favorite subject? History

13. What is your favorite way to do your hair? I have super curly hair so just down and the curls stay perfect for hours!

More random questions oh my!

x the ones that are true

[X]Arrived late to class more than 5 times

]Gotten a phone taken away at school

[X]Gotten caught chewing gum

]Gotten caught cheating on a test

]Kiss someone before dating

]Didn't do homework over 5 times

]Turned at least 2 projects in late

]Missed school just because you felt like it

]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class

[X]Text people during class

]Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of class

[X]Passed notes

]Threw stuff across the room

[X]Laughed at the teacher

[X]Took pictures during school hours

]Called someone during school hours

[X]Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours

]Threw something at the teacher

[X]Went outside the classroom without permission

]Failed a class

]Broke the dress code

]Ate food during class

]Gotten a call from school

]Been called the worst student

]Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly

]Thrown food in the lunch room

]Given a teacher the finger behind their back

]Didn't take your stuff to school

]Slept in class

]Cursed at a teacher behind their back

[X]Copied homework

]Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/headmaster

]Faked your parent's signature

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A boyfriend

A girlfriend*

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Lesbian

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Baseball

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Soccer*

Tennis*

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Golf*

Runner*

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Friendly*

Loving*

Caring*

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Christian*

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Dancer*

Singer*

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Abs*

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Biceps

Triceps

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Fighter

Texter*

Gangsta

Writer

terrorist

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Sibling*

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Romantic
Intelligent

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Awesome
Victory
Amazing
Nice

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Found the following quote on a profile and started to cry. I couldn't ignore it because i DO HAVE A HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Our Bori Quote. Re-post if you agree with us!

Beck and Jade didn't change at all. Same old, same old. But, Bori would have been so different! I love all of their moments from the very first episode. You can tell by the way Beck smiles at her. The way she flirts with him. Nothing can destroy Bori!

hopefaith23 and livinthelife321

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

When you were 5, your mom bought you an ice cream cone. You thanked mer by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer, and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside your dorm, so you wouldn't have to say 'bye' in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died, and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this, and if you don't, you wouldn't care if your mom dies, would you?

I would, I love my Mom with all my heart and would never want anything bad to happen to her.

List twelve of your favorite characters from Victorious.

1. Tori

2. Beck

3. Cat

4. Trina

5. Sikowitz

6. Robbie

7. Andre

8. Rex

9. Jade

10. Lane

11. Festus

12. Hope

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Robbie and Festus? Um No. Do I want to? Still no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Trina? Uh, NO!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

How would Hope get Rex pregnant?

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Jade? No, I only read Bori :)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

AS FRIENDS! FRIENDS ONLY!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Sikowitz/Jade or Sikowitz/Lane? Um, NEITHER!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Andre walked in on Beck and Hope making out? Um, AWKWARD!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Cat and Lane? Can I skip this question?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Tori and Rex?!? No!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Andre and Hope? All Over Again

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?

Cat? I dont know.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Festus? I dont know.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Beck, Trina, Sikowitz? I hope not!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I seriously dont know.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Tori, Robbie, Hope? HORRIBLE, NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, DONT READ, CLICK BACK NOW!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Sikowitz? Uh, never!

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (3) and finds true love with (2).

Tori and Andre are in a happy relationship until Jade runs off with Andre. Tori, brokenhearted, has a hot one- night stand with Beck and a brief unhappy affair with Robbie, the follows the wise advice of Cat and falls in love with Beck.

YAY!! GO BORI!!

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes i said yes

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Google

3) What's your middle name?

Why do you care?

4) Your current relationship status?

Taken by the best bestfriend/boyfriend in the world.

5) Does your crush like you back?

OF COURSE HE DOES! HES MY BOYFRIEND FOR A REASON!

6) What is your current mood?

Extremely Bored.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

You care, Why?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Light Blue?

9) Missing something?

My boyfriend

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

I dont know what I would change.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?

Id reather be human. No offense to all the animals out there. :)

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Uh, no.

13) Something you do alot?

Laugh

14) The song stuck in your head?

Marry You by Bruno Mars

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Bori Foreva

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Elvis Pressly

17) When was the last time you cried?

hmmm... when my bestfriend/boyfriend asked me out. (Happy Tears) :)

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Invisibility or To read people's minds.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Looks and Personality :)

21) What do you usually order from Dunkin Donuts?

Um..DONUTS?

22) What's your biggest secret?

Why should I tell you?

23) Favorite Color?

hmm... light blue, hot pink, and lime green :)

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

uh, YES!

25) What are you?

Is this a trick question? Because Im confused!

26) Do you speak any other language?

Little bit of French.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Vanilla or Sugar Cookie :)

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

FANTASTIC!

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

yes I have...my boyfriend

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Beck and Tori being together and Avan and Victoria being together. GO BORI AND VAVAN!

31) What should you be doing?

Wait, what?

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

hm, my annoying little sister.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

umm.. huh?

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Uh, my boyfriends last name. But for now, my last name is just fine! :) NO WAIT! JOGIA! Because I LOVE AVAN JOGIA!

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

No, not really. I have known my boyfriend since I was 3months old.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brown :)

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

hm. probably myself.

You can only type ONE Word! Not as easy as you might copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it 's really hard to only use one word answers. You can only type one word. Copy this to your profile.

1. Where is your cell phone?

Hand

2. Where is your significant other?

Walking

3. Your hair?

Brown

4. Your mother?

Work

6. Your favorite thing?

Life

7. Your dream last night?

Bori

8. Your dream/goal?

Famous

10. The room you're in?

Bedroom

12. Your fear?

Death

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years?

College

14. Where were you last night?

Bed

15. What you're not?

Famous

16. Muffins?

Strawberry

17. One of your wish list items?

Laptop

18 . Where you grew up?

U.S.

19. The last thing you did?

Typed

20. What are you wearing?

Clothes

21. Your TV?

Off

22. Your pet(s)?

None

23. Your computer?

24. Your life?

FANTASTIC!

25. Your mood?

Bored

26. Missing someone?

Yes

27.. Your car?

None

28.. Something you're not wearing?

Shoes

29. Your summer?

Soon

31. Love someone?

Yep

32. Your favorite color?

Pink

33. When is the last time you laughed?

Today

34. Last time you cried?

Yesterday

35. Who will repaste this?

You

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF:

You ever pushed on a door that said "Pull".

You ever tripped over your own feet.

You have ever zoned out for more than five minutes

You agree that there's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, that's when it's weird.

You've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny

You find this incredibly cute and touching...

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Aaawww! That's sooo cute ;)

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

2. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!!!

Repost This If You Find This Incredibly Cute And Touching...

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies"

Copy This Onto Your Profile If You Find These Funny Or If You Would/Do These Things...

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave
the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

"A true boyfriend"

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start to cry
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

I personally don't believe that, BUT! I find that incredibly cute ;)

Girls Need To Realize: WRITTEN BY A GUY :)

We guys don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy callsOR TEXTS but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
That it can't wait till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood i'm in.

Let us pay for you!
don't 'feel bad'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say 'thank you.

Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not what you are.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Chris Brown, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'
i'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me
with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand i'm not saying i wouldn't like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: if you aren't being treated right by a guy, dont wait for him to change!!
Ditch his sorry butt, disgrace to the male population and find someone who will treat you with utter respect...
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ..and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

What a kiss means

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...

Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

DID YOU KNOW:

-Kissing is healthy. -
-Bananas are good for cramps.
-Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
-Its true. Guys DO insult you if they like you.
-Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
-89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
-Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist...
-Chocolate makes you feel better.
-Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
-Guys think its cute when you mess up.
-A true friend will NEVER judge you.
-There is only one guy who is worth your tears.
-If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you.
-More guys than girls will read this.
- Everyone likes surprises.

SARCASM AND OTHER STUFF...

1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children (so we have children's aspirin...that children can't get to)

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts (Really? Now that's shocking...Seriously, I think that was life changing)

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Dang. I've become addicted to sleep-hair-curling. This will never work!)

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire (And here I thought it was ice. Face-palm!)

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (You mean we can't chew through all that frozen goodness?)

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Does this mean people can use it to protect themselves from hurricanes?)

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts (Uhhh...I kinda thought frisbees were all one piece...Do they come with batteries now or something?)

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children (So now sticking them in kids' stomachs when they don't behave is out of the question. That's not abusive or dangerous, now is it?)

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (So there's going to be a trial during that person's funeral. Sounds like fun!)

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping (You mean it's not a substitute for whipped cream? NO WAY!)

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (As opposed to non-regular soap?)

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness (So that's why we take them! I thought they were a replacement for coffee)

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required (You mean puzzles don't come all put together in one box?)

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Uhhh...I don't think I even want to know)

This is funny but also true on BOTH sides...

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves

Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.

The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Post this on your profile if you've ever laughed at something completely random that happened like a week ago.

Post this on your profile is you have ever been in a serious conversation and shouted "SHINY!", randomly.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this onto your profile.(that takes skill)

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door or a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and fallen down for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that really wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this to your profile

If you still need the alphabet to remember the letter's order, copy this to yout profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them that it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree,copy this and put it in your profile

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

97 of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this