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26Blowing Off Steam »
In which Kate Beckett shoots at things for no real reason, to Castle's consternation.Castle, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 15, updated: 5/20/2011 published: 5/17/2011, Kate B., Rick C.
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Freezer Burn »
In which Castle and Beckett attempt to survive two hours in cold storage with nothing but "mild hypothermia" to show for it. Rating for naughty language.Castle, T, English, Humor & Angst, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 70, follows: 38, updated: 3/22/2011 published: 3/13/2011, Kate B., Rick C.
36 The Pursuit of Sappyness
The Doctor and his companion have a late-night discussion after a nightmare. One-shot.Doctor Who, T, English, Humor & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 68, follows: 4, 5/14/2010, Donna N., 10th Doctor
30Planet of the Plushies »
A Doctor Hooey adventure, and a bit of a crossover with The Velveteen Rabbit. The Doctor and Chrysanthemum visit a planet populated by surprising creatures, but what dastardly schemes lie beneath the fuzzy wuzzy surface?Doctor Who, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 8, words: 14k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, updated: 1/3/2010 published: 5/10/2007
36 For A Good Time
Martha accidentally gives out her old mobile number, and the Doctor receives an interesting call.Doctor Who, K+, English, Humor, words: 560, favs: 83, follows: 8, 12/27/2009, 10th Doctor, Martha J.
10 Donna's Gift to Mankind
Just a bit of crack that's been eating at me since the finale, featuring Ten and Rose.Doctor Who, T, English, Tragedy & Parody, words: 527, favs: 7, 9/17/2008
70 Killing With Conversation »
It was only a matter of time before something triggered Donna Noble. Spoilers for 4.13, "Journey's End."Doctor Who, T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 103, follows: 17, updated: 7/9/2008 published: 7/7/2008
24 Spores
Doubledrabble. Martha contemplates Time Lord reproduction.Doctor Who, T, English, Humor & Horror, words: 238, favs: 24, follows: 1, 6/22/2007
19 Full Moon
Once a month, the Doctor changes. How will Martha cope?Doctor Who, K+, English, Humor, words: 122, favs: 6, follows: 1, 6/21/2007
34 Doctor Hooey »
Chrysanthemum's dull life is changed forever after meeting a pinstriped madman with an outrageous scarf. Chapter eight: it ends.Doctor Who, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 14k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, updated: 5/6/2007 published: 1/31/2007
69Island of the Zombies »
AU S1. Chapter 8: Sayid disappears, and we can't have that. Jack's still an idiot.Lost, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 8, words: 17k+, favs: 16, follows: 6, updated: 10/10/2006 published: 2/25/2005, Charlie, Hurley
1k+A Very Mary Sequel »
[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 19, words: 46k+, favs: 71, follows: 5, updated: 4/6/2005 published: 1/10/2004
296Being the Main Character is Hard »
Ethan Williams opts to go to Hogwarts after a flood of unimpressive mail from American Institutions. But being the main character has both perks and drawbacks. Rating to be safe.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 37k+, favs: 30, follows: 11, updated: 3/18/2005 published: 6/8/2004
135Dave E Jones's Locker »
Chapter seven up, at long last! Barbossa sends Bootstrap Bill Turner down to Davey Jones's locker... and that is exactly where the half-drowned pirate ends up, in an offbeat kind of way... much to Dave E. Jones's dismay and annoyance. Please R&R!Pirates of the Caribbean, K+, English, chapters: 7, words: 12k+, favs: 15, follows: 2, updated: 6/2/2004 published: 8/3/2003
99The Madcap Adventures of Nigel Pivington Jones »
Chapter six up! An author's creation wrekes havoc in her favorite fandoms! It's officially become a crossover from heck, and the fellowship is lost in Hogwarts! OH NO! R&R!Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 11k+, favs: 17, follows: 3, updated: 4/17/2004 published: 8/1/2003
104The Epic Comedic LOTR Poem! »
Chapter three up! LOTR in one forking huge poem! Could be interesting, eh? I'm not taking this too seriously, so neither should you, but if you R&R it'll make me smile!Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Poetry & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 16, follows: 1, updated: 12/13/2003 published: 8/28/2003