About me:

Age: Between 10 and 18

Hair: Dark Brown/Black, After Summer I Have Some Blonde Streaks

My looks: I'm Total Tomboy, I Hate Skirts Make-up And All That Crappy Stuff. I Like Skate Shoes, Baggy Jeans and etc.

Pets: My Little Brother And Dog

Favorite Colors: Blue and green

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heros of Olympus... and a lot of more that I don't know how to spell

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter 1-3, Camp Rock, How To Train Your Dragon

Favorite T.V. Shows: South Park, Family Guy, Avatar: Last Airbender

Hobbies/ Interest: Windsurfing, Surfing (all water sports), Snowboarding, Skating, Reading, Playing Guitar And Piano

Favorite Books Characters:

Harry Potter Series: Luna Lovegood, and Neville Longbottom.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Annabeth, Thalia, and Percy and Stolls

Heros of Olympus: Hazel Levaquse and Frank Zhang (i dunno he is just very sweet)

Rules of life:

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!

BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!

PERCY JACKSON PWNZ. VAMPS SUCK;)

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