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Joined Oct '12

Hiya guys. A-chi here. Idk what to say really, so I figured I’d tell you a few things about me. I’m Romanian actually. I plan on doing a fan fiction in Romanian, but I’m not sure since not everybody in here speaks Romanian.

So yeah…I’m as clumsy as hell. I can trip over thin air…and don’t laugh because I’m serious.

I love drawing, reading, watching anime, reading manga, looking at sceneries from high above, water, being on a mountain, listening to nightcore and music I don’t really understand and sounds gibberish.

I love foreign languages and hope one day to know them all!(I know that's quite impossible, but hey, one can dream, right?)

The thing that I love the most is SLEEP

And I am a girl...for the ones of you who couldn't deduce that form the introduction.

DO NOT READ!:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"toma sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find CampHalf Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

Hula

The New Ace of Spies

7Cerberus7

Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor

AthenaPersephone14

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen

Time Wasted Dreaming

Sammilovesbutterflies

the-crazy-kit-kat

bestgyrl

SilverNight ShadowLight/Fred Hunter

MrsLukeCastellan(Daughter of Hermes)

Whitherfang (Son of Athena)

Brightpath2 (daughter of Poseidon)

athenaparthenos1 (Daughter of Athena)

TheRealLeilaJackson (Daughter of Hermes and Hunter of Artemis)

Hunter Of Artemis 101 (Daughter of Apollo and Huntress of Artemis)

Akachinami-nyan (Daughter of Hades)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 5

Tomboy for life XDXDXDD


Women

Women constitute half of the world's populaton, performing nearly two-thirds of its work hours, recieving one-tenth of the world's income, and own less than one-hundredth of the world's property.

If you're a girl and hate it when boys look down on you because of your gender then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a boy who thinks that women are equal to men and not afraid to show it then copy and paste this into your profile.

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done (Credits to Le'Mademoiselle Au-Lette for posting it so I can read it)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out(that was my Halloween costume...the blender girl*background music of you choice*)

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or have had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (Like a Boss)

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else(I slapped myself when laughing instead of slapping the person next to me...fail*sigh*)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (science teacher fault...blame him..hmph)

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble( they took a photo of me...meanies*pout*)

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard( it was not my fault*pout*)

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (during a test I started laughing and the teacher almost and I shall underline it later when I'm not lazy ALMOST threw me out of class XD )

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I called someone mom, but it proved to be my teacher...coincidence much???..when my mom was standing next me...another epic fail of mine XD)

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard( I even put one of my t-shirts in there...the fridge I mean XD)

39. Walked into a pole( can't count how many times it happened...and just before tests and when I told the teachers I forgot everything I learned because I walked into a pole that morning they just laughed 3)

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident( I call it being unique XP)

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it( poor people...they end up with no drink...daily may I add)

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on( Once I got in the shower full clothed, then screamed when I realised what I've done)

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (defo XD)

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (oh well, they didn't hear me...why am I joking...I was the loudest of all and even sung some words wrong...but who cares that's the joy of singing ;P)

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence( well... if you consider that three a 10 then yes)

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side( * whistles innocently*)

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions(oops XD)

67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand( don't judge me... I was small at that time3)

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't( well, I guess it was my fault...partly...I happened to say je suis drunk XD)

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out( it didn't work though D':)

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs(I stopped mid-sentence then looked at their faces, smiled and ran away anime style XD)

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

PJO Fans/ Normal people!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

know which pages the good parts are on.

suddenly hate thunderstorms.

start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

start figuring out who your godly parent is.

never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

dream about PJO every night.

curse a god/goddess a lot.

have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

know PJO better then most sane people

have links to every great PJO site

add things to the list every day

know what you would do if you were Percy

argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

are trying to learn Greek

keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

have an instant crush on Nico!

just have to research more about greek mythology

call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

want to learn Latin

copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

’re nodding and smiling when you read this

were so busy reading that you missed number 41

are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You curse a god/goddess a lot.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.

You know PJO better then most sane people. (Yes...mwahahaha*cough* *cough*)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow and a golden drachma to see if Iris messages work

You give friends and youself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy

You have an instant crush on Nico! (OF COURSE)

You just have to research more about greek mythology (did that, but got to research more)

You want to learn Latin.

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (Duh!)

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr.

You think the TLT poster in your room is a video camera, and they are secretly watching you.

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile. (Yep... Why do you think people call me insane?)

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobiac.

9/10 (Again, just what in the gods name is wrong with ME!?)

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac.

8/10(YAY *does a happy dance, even if the score is not maximum*)

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.

10/10 (YAY!!! Hades !!!)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10 (...)

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.

4/10 (What in Hades name is wrong with me?)

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

10/10 (YAY!!)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. (love it) You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

1o/10

(Oh cherries, I have to run away.)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun .Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

8/10 (I like Lady Artemis, so that's good...?)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10 (HMmm I've seen some people making awesome thinks with woods. Maybe their Hephaestus kids? I must investigate!)

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favourite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 (The horror! Oh well)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

7/10 ( I like Hermes anyway)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.

0/10 ( YAY!)

The dame said to he,

"Leave, fair outlaw,"

But he said,

"No. I'm too busy,"

She said,

"By what, pray tell?"

And he replied,

"Reading Percy Jackson,"

If you would say

The same thing

Copy and paste this

Somewhere

And add your name:

Unicorpiuson, PezzNutButterAndJelly01, CrysDamani, Akachinami-nyan,

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Which is your favourite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud


Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were

messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.


Guy's point of view:

This is very cute! And even written by a guy!

You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't realize it 'til it is too late and that guy who did it is so frustrated that he has moved on to someone who will take notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.

Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open.

Take Advantage of the mood im in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say 'thank you.'

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.

On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it ether.

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION , AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.

Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and say 'i love you' ...AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!

Give the nice guys a chance

Holdin Hands:

Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling:

Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

Movies:

Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other:

Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.

Laying below the stars:

Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush...

Guys: NO grabbing!

Stop!! Stop!!

Stop!! Stop!!

If you havent stoped.

Seriously stop!

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the girls that read this will post this.

What's your element?

Fire

You have a short temper

You often act on your emotions without thinking first

You are very competitive

You like to play with fire

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all

You prefer warm weather over cold weather

You often lose control over yourself

You can be quite reckless

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it

People have often called you insane

9/10

Water

You have a calm, laid-back personality

You like to go to the beach

You rarely get angry

When you do get angry, you know how to control it

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a great swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

2/10

Earth

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

5/10

Air:

You have a free spirit. You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are independent.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

If you:

love to read and act crazy,

laugh and have fun,

ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,

are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,

run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,

spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,

are a night owl who hardly sleeps,

act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,

then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
If you would like

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE 1. Since when can Poseidon show up outta the water really huge and MADE outta water, then shrink? 2. Why did Zeus and Poseidon have that meeting? 3. Since when does Yancy have a pool? 4. Yancy's name isn't mentioned. 5. Why's Grover black? (no racism) 6. Why's it high school? 7. Where's Nancy Bobofit? 8. When is Mrs. Dodds an ENGLISH teacher? 9. Since when is she a SUBSTITUTE teacher? 10. Don't they start the book at the field trip? 11. Since when can Percy read Greek like *snaps fingers* that? 12. When is Grover such a perv? 13. How come he's not a scrawny little kid? 14. Why does he have crutches? 15. Mrs. Dodds wanted to see Percy because he used his powers. In the movie, she just randomly does it. 16. Chiron throws Percy Riptide. 17. Riptide's not a clicky pen, it has a cap 18. Mrs. Dodds is supposed to turn to ashes and monster dust. 19. Chiron is supposed to take Riptide back. 20. The mist is supposed to affect everyone into thinking there's someone called Mrs. Kerr. 21. Percy's supposed to have a Latin exam. 22. Percy's supposed to eavesdrop on Chiron and Grover. 23. What happened to the Fates? 24. Isn't Yancy a BOARDING SCHOOL? Meaning he doesn't go home at the end of the day? 25. Grover hasn't met Gabe yet 26. When the heck did Percy turn 17? 27. When did Gabe do THAT??? (I will not say what THAT is for the children . . . *shudder*) 28. What happened to "Gabe's private study"? 29. What about Montauk? 30. What happened to the cabin at Montauk? 31. Grover doesn't reveal his goatliness until the cabin at Montauk. 32. Gabe's car's supposed to get totaled by a lightning bolt. 33. Since when does Percy enter camp with Grover? 34. Isn't Grover supposed to pass out? 35. Why does Percy still have Riptide? 36. Isn't Percy supposed to snap the horn off the Minotaur? It gets stuck in a tree. 37. Doesn't Percy pass out AFTER he drags Grover into camp? 38. Why does Grover drag Percy to camp and not the other way around? 39. Isn't he supposed to see Annabeth and Chiron before he blacks out? 40. Isn't Annabeth supposed to be taking care of him? 41. What happened to Argus? 42. Doesn't Annabeth interrogate him? 43. What about nectar and ambrosia? 44. Even though the deleted scene DID have nectar and ambrosia, Annabeth's not supposed to be there. 45. What about Dionysus? 46. The Minotaur horn? 47. Chiron explains everything, not Grover. 48. Isn't Chiron the only centaur at camp? 49. Isn't Grover supposed to be getting judged? 50. Why's everyone older than they really should be? 51. Doesn't Chiron show him the cabins? ALL the cabins? 52. How does he just automatically know Percy's a son of Poseidon? 53. Percy's supposed to stay at the Hermes cabin. 54. He's supposed to be introduced to Luke by Annabeth. 55. What happened to Clarisse? 56. Why didn't Percy become "the supreme lord of the bathroom"? 57. What happened to the barbecue dinner? Percy's FIRST dinner? 58. The sacrifices? 59. Magic goblets? 60. He's supposed to be on Annabeth's Capture the Flag team. 61. What happened to him pwning the Ares kids? 62. What happened to Annabeth's invisibility Yankees cap? 63. Why'd Percy pwn Annabeth? 64. Speaking of which, why'd he gawk at her while she was fighting? 65. What's with Grover flirting with the Aphrodites? 66. His pan pipes? 67. Whoa, what's with the really odd dinner? 68. What's with the nymphs flirting with Percy? 69. Since when does Hades come outta the fire like that? 70. What about Percy's dreams (the one at Montauk)? 71. What happened to the Oracle? 72. Percy doesn't sneak out, he gets assigned with the quest. 73. And why'd he play Capture the Flag right away? He's supposed to be at camp for a few -what, days, weeks? -to train. 74. And he's supposed to get claimed by Poseidon during Capture the Flag. 75. But first get attacked by a hellhound. 76. And since when do they go to Luke for help? 77. What happened to Thalia's pine? 78. Half Blood Hill? 79. Also, now that I'm on the topic, why'd Grover tag along on the car ride? 80. Didn't they already receive drachmas when they set off? 81. Grover's supposed to wear the winged shoes Luke gave, not Percy. 82. Don't they take a taxi to the Greyhound or some train like that? 83. Aren't they supposed to see Gabe on TV THERE, in a store window, not in some hotel? 84. When did Luke give Percy a shield? 85. Or a map? 86. Persephone's Pearls? 87. What happened to the Fury attack at the bus? 88. Aunty Em is supposed to feed them and make 'em drowsy and stuff. 89. Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium is supposed to be OPEN, not abandoned. 90. Since when would Annabeth and Grover suggest nicking some free sodas? 91. Where'd that mortal come from? 92. They don't split up, they get offered a "photo op" 93. Percy's . . . kinda poor ish, how'd he get an iPod? 94. Why isn't Riptide's name ever mentioned? 95. Why isn't the Mist either there or explained? 96. Didn't Annabeth save Percy from being turned to stone? 98. HOW the frick do Grover and Annabeth drive that car through the wall? They're supposed to be 12!! 99. What happened to Percy's dream AGAIN? (this time about Kronos) 100. Didn't Percy send Medusa's head to Olympus? 101. Didn't he steal the drachmas and address from her office? 102. What about Gladiola the poodle? 103. That train ride? 104. Since when do they drive to a motel? 105. And Percy swims in a pool? 106. And they keep Medusa's head? 107. What about the Arch at St. Louis? 108. And the Chimera? 109. And the Echidna! 110. And Percy jumping off into the Mississippi? 111. The whole quest isn't about finding Persephone's pearls anyway. 112. What about the Nereid? 113. And meeting Ares? 114. And going to the Waterland park? 115. And Aphrodite's scarf? 116. Hephaestus' trap! 117. And the Kindness International truck? 118. And releasing a zebra into Vegas? 119. And the Lotus Hotel and Casino didn't have some lotus flower things. 120. It wasn't gambling or an actually "casino" casino, it was a kid's heaven. 121. And they didn't drive a car through the wall (AGAIN). 122. Or get attacked. 123. What happened to the cash cards? 124. And the taxi drive to the ocean? 125. Or meeting that Great White to the Nereid? 126. And REALLY getting the pearls there? 127. Where'd Crusty's Water Bed Palace go? How else do they find the DOA address? 128. The Underworld isn't behind the Hollywood sign. 129. Where'd the DOA go? 130. And Charon's supposed to be in a waiting room wearing Italian silk suits, not just standing there. 131. He doesn't burn some money. 132. He doesn't even GET money, besides being bribed by drachmas! 133. They're supposed to run into Cerberus. 134. Since when is Persephone a total pervert and a flirt? 135. And has pet hellhounds? 136. Heck, she's not even supposed to BE in the Lightning Thief! 137. Annabeth's supposed to use a rubber ball and distract Cerberus. 138. They're supposed to go to Tartarus. 139. The shoes that GROVER is supposed to be wearing are supposed to be cursed. 140. And try to drag him into Tartarus. 141. When Percy meets Hades, he's supposed to have a robe of souls. 142. Hades' Helm of Darkness is supposed to be stolen too. 143. Hades doesn't really want the lightning bolt. 144. Or Persephone (who, again, is not supposed to BE there!) 145. Grover doesn't stay back. 146. Sally's supposed to stay back. 147. The bolt doesn't show up in his shield (which he isn't supposed to have anyway . . . ) 148. It's supposed to show up in his pack. 149. Which was given by Ares, who, again, was NOT THERE. 150. They don't go directly to Olympus. 151. Percy's supposed to fight Ares. 152. He is not supposed to have an air battle against Luke. 153. Where the frick is Kronos mentioned anywhere? 154. Percy is supposed to wound Ares. 155. Percy is supposed to have a curse put on him by Ares. 156. Percy is supposed to get the Helm of Darkness back from Ares. 157. Percy's supposed to hand it over to the Furies. 158. When does Percy make a water trident and (supposedly) kill Luke? 159. He (Luke) is supposed to be under Kronos' control, not want revenge on Hermes. 160. Luke is supposed to still be at Camp. 161. Percy's supposed to fly on a plane. 162. He's supposed to go to Olympus alone. 163. He finds out his mom is back. 164. Not Grover, since he wasn't supposed to stay back in the first place. 165. Percy's supposed to go see her. 166. He's supposed to give her Medusa's head. 167. Sally's supposed to directly give it to Gabe as "meat loaf", not hide it in the fridge. 168. When Percy goes back to camp, there's supposed to be a celebration. 169. They're supposed to burn their shrouds. 170. They're supposed to wear laurels. 171.Gabe is supposed to have "disappeared off the face of the Earth". 172. On a completely unrelated note, Sally is supposed to have sold a "sculpture". 173. Then use that money to put a down payment on a new apartment and a semester at NYU. 174. At the 4th of July fireworks, Grover's supposed to say good bye to search for Pan. 175. Annabeth's supposed to explain the fireworks. 176. He's supposed to get his first camp necklace and bead. 177. Luke is supposed to try to kill him again with a pit scorpion. 178. Percy's supposed to almost die and then wake up in the infirmary again. 179. Annabeth's supposed to visit him with Chiron. 180. Annabeth's supposed get angry at Luke. 181. She's supposed to have sent a letter to her dad. 182. She's supposed to leave camp, not spar with Percy. 183. Annabeth doesn't flirt with Percy yet (though, if you squint, maybe) 184. Percy's supposed to leave Camp and go back home. 185. Annabeth has blonde hair. 186. Curly blonde hair. 187. And grey eyes. 188. Percy has green eyes. 189. Grover's supposed to be scrawny. 190. And have curly brown hair. 191. And a goatee (oh, the pun). 192. And acne. 193. And wear a floppy rasta cap. 194. With fake feet. 195. Why doesn't Annabeth act like she has a small crush on Luke? Or at least is really close to him!! 196. Where's her dagger? 197. Luke's scar? 198. And his quest? 199. And since when does Annabeth start shooting at people with sleep inducing arrows? 200. And since when does she roll with a bow and arrow? 201. Since when do they go to the Parthenon? 202. And fight a hydra? That's book two! 203. What the frick happened to the Great Prophecy, huh? Answer me that!! 204. Yo - where is the Iris Messaging??


If you are anti kikyouXinuyasha fan and wish kikyou would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95 of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5 who would bring popcorn, a chair, and shout "DO A FLIP!"

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile.

96 of the population of teenagers would have a heart attack if they saw the Jonas Brothers on the edge of a tall building about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 4 who would yell, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick them off youself.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that life without computers is worthless, copy this to your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you hate MTV and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

95 of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the 5 that aren't, copy this into your profile


-If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

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If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.


-If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile

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-If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile. (emphasis on not fluently)

-95% of the teenage female population would cry if Robert Patterson jumped off a building and killed himself. If you are the 5% that would grab a chair, some popcorn, and watch him do it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think Edward Cullen is nothing more than a gay sparkly vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If the angel of music sings song in your head, copy and paste this to you profile ;D

-If you often laugh out loud at things inside your own head, copy this into your profile

-Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...a lot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

-If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

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If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

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-Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

-If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever blurted out something totally unrelated to the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

-If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

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If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your pro!

If you already have a gazillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

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-90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

-If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.If you ask stupid questions just to annoy other people, copy this into your profile

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

-If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

-If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile

If Fan-fiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

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Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, re post this in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards before, copy and past this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile:

-I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book, movie, or T.V. show and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.( If I had counted how many times I wanted to tear their heads off...gahhh)

If you relate anything and everything in your life to your favorite movie/book/show, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly planning world domination (you're all welcome to join me by the way) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile


If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"


My name is Sarah -
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen,
I cannot see,
I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy,
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong,
Or else I'm locked up,
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home,
When my mummy does come,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just,
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse,
My name he calls,
I press myself,
Against the wall,
I try and hide,
From his evil eyes,
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping,
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault,
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me,
And yells at me more,
I finally get free,
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me,
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor,
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues,
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late,
His face has been twisted,
Into unimaginable hate,
The hurt and the pain,
Again and again,
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops,
And heads for the door,
While I lie there, motionless,
Sprawled on the floor,
My name is Sarah,
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Four children die as a result of child abuse. Three of the four children are under the age of four.
A report of child abuse happens every ten seconds.
Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.
Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.
One third of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children - thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.
Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the beacon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many tricks against them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not, please, its so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I Love you, slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this to your profile

*A Real Boyfriend*

It will change a lot of things u thought u new!

If only everyone could see this and understand it.

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
She really does more than you could understand!!

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re posts this bulletin
she wants you to read it

When she says "want me to call you back?"
dont let her hang up

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go

- When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :)

- Give her the world

- Let her wear your clothes

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

-Kiss her in the pouriing rain

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking baby?"

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"
and if u do not re-post this within 3 minute you'll have bad luck with the person

Advice for guys

When she acts shy...
-Say I Love You

When she runs away from you...
-Chase her

When she puts her face near yours...
-Kiss her

When she kicks and punches you...
- Hold her tight

When she is silent...
-Shes thinking of how to say I Love You

When she ignores you...
-She wants all your attention

When she pulls away...
- grab her by the waist and never let go

When you see her at her worst...
- tell her she's BEAUTIFUL

When she screams at you...
- Tell her you love her, you have to mean it

When you see her walking...
- Sneak up behind her and grab her by the waist and give her a kiss

When she's scared...
- Hold her and tell her everything will be okay cause she's with you

When she looks like somethings the matter...
-Kiss her and tell her not to worry

While she holds your hand...
- Play with her fingers


Girls

- You really don't need any tips just be your flawless selves and let the
boy do the work for once!

Post this in the next 69 seconds and you will have the best day of your life
this Saturday and the one u love will either...
-KISS YOU
-ASK YOU OUT
-CALL YOU

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

This is super sweet. Really... If you read it and think that it's sweet, copy and paste it into your profile!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. You now have two choices, you can:

1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heaRt

Girls dont realize these things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS:

Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS:

Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS:

Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS:

Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!

There were three girls...

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Month one
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted!

Copy and paste this on your profile please!
I am blind so can't see,
I am deaf so can't hear
and I am mute so can't speak,
But I can still make magic,

1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) don't get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) don't be angry just go to 12
7) I just wanted to say hi
8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7
11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

COPY AND PASTE If YOU Found That Funny

Yes I am a girl and I hate Justin Bieber... post this to your profile if you agree

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile

If you think too much swearing is unnecesary,copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile

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If you could read that put it in your profile:)

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

There are some really sad things in our world, and some people make things that spread the word about these things, but through fear. I don't want to say things like 'now that you've read this, you must copy and paste or you will die', but these fright tactics are what people use to raise awareness and shock you into doing things. I don't want to have depressing things in my profile, but really care. If you do to, then please, copy and paste. You'll be doing the world a favour.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

"The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Paste this on your profile if this touched your heart if it didn't than you have one cold heart.


My favourite couples are:

Nalu (OTP)

Jerza

Gale

Bixli

Laxus x Mira

Graju

Lories

BaccusxCana

Rowen

SAO:

Asuna x Kirito

Shugo Chara:

Amuto

Kairy x Yaya

Nagihiko x Rima

Tadase x Lulu

Kukai x Utau

Vampire Knight:

Zero x Yuuki

Ao no Exorcist:

Izumo x Rin

Soul Eater:

Soul x Maka

Arrow:

Oliver xLaurel

The mortal instruments:

Jace and Clary

Isabelle x Simon

Magnus x Alec

Love So Life:

Shiharu x Matsunaga

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:

Percabeth

Thalico

Changeling:

Trey x Alexa

Real people, no book couple:

RUNA!! //

ROLI

And I could go on and on and on and bore you to death so I’ll stop. I’ll hope you enjoy my stories, I’ll do my best.


Oh, And one thing I still have to mention about me is that if you tell me something I’ll forget in the next 5 minutes and I’ll remember it after a few months. I can daydream and stare at an object for almost 1 hour.

I play the drums and take lessons. So yeah, that’s all.

Favourite quotes:

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One more thing to say...my updates will be at irregular intervals, the longest 4 months because I get writers block very easlyTTTT. Sorry guys!

Up-coming stories( I decided to do one of those tooXD)

Never knew

You know the saying you never know what you've lost until you actually lose it? Lucy almost loses her hope, when she puts she puts the life of a client in danger, so she decides to leave and train. Lisanna tries to comfort her, but she fails and Lucy still leaves...I know some people don't like Lucy becoming a dragon-slayer, but in this story she'll become one, just as a side magic in case she runs out of celestial magic

Morgana rises yet again

I absolutely don't like how Merlin ended. In this story, Arthur will come back to life, but so will Morgana. What problems are bound to arise?

Unison Raid

Fairy Tail couples from all guilds will be visiting the book world because of a bet Makarov made. In order to return to Fairy Tail they have to do a pure unison raid.(it's gonna have two sequels ){ if you have any supernatural books I could send some couples to...apart from The vampire diaries...please PM me}

Igneel??!!!

It's Natsu's birthday and Lucy has been working hard for months to find Igneel and make her favourite dragon-slayer happy. But when Lucy goes to where Igneel is, the guild is attacked. What will happen to our favourite little dense couple?

Whoa, whoa whoa whoaaa...married as in...married!?

Natsu and Lucy are both heir to big companies and have step-parents. The two families decide to marry them, without the couple actually knowing each other. One second they live a hell-like life and the second they are locked into a mansion(heavily guarded) with only one another as company, but what is the jingle he always hears whenever he is next to her and what is the abnormal heat emanating from his body whenever he is near.(they both have magic)

Paralyzed

Natsu is a werewolf. Lucy is a normal girl, paralyzed from hips below because of Jude. How will Natsu help her walk again?

The demon prince

Wendy is called a witch by the villagers, just because she can manipulate air and heal people. She lives alone in a hut away from the village deep in the forest. Romeo is the demon prince. One day he is having a little walk in the forest when a little dragon-slayer caught his eyes.

Suicide

Lucy wants to kill herself because she has been tortured from a very young age. By her parents nonetheless. But Natsu is there in time to stop her. When she plans to run away from her house, guess in whose house she is staying?

Escape

She has been trained to be a killing machine, but deep down she doesn't want to kill anybody. She is doing this just because her family's life is on the line. When the mafia trusts her enough to give her an animal, she chooses a wolf, but this wolf is not normal, it can take the shape of a human. With enough courage she decides to escape, but how will her plan work out?

Kidnapped!?

Natsu, Gray, Laxus, Gajeel, Elfman, Romeo and Jellal are brothers. They live in the mountains, are ruthless and fight 24/7. Lucy, Juvia, Mirajane, Levy, Evergreen, Wendy and Erza are girls from the town. They are well-mannered , educated, but tend to have stupid arguments. The boys come to town to take supplies for winter, because during that season, they usually get stuck up in the mountains. As soon as their eyes land on the girls, they want them. What is the easiest way for them to get the girls they want? Kidnap the, duh! Magic included.( For me, it can't be Fairy Tail without magic)

Fairy Tail!? Oh, cucumbers!

From a party, I end up in Fairy Tail, and I have to help them defeat Acnologia. How the heck will I be able to do that?

The song of the stars

Lucy is a normal slave, living he miserable life, until a man stumbles into her 'chamber' collapsing on her bed. Who is he? What will happen to Lucy?

I really need some help, what story should I start first, because I don't have any idea. Please help me!*bows lightly*

Well that's all for now... BYE BYEXD

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