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56Total Drama Nobodies! » 20 of Total Drama's most irrelevant characters find themselves confined in a crappy mansion, desperate for fame! Who will win this super serious and über gritty new season? It's totally not a crack-filled memefest, no sir! Everyone is a super serious competitor who wants that grand prize of 500 bucks! That's right, 500 whole dollars! Isn't that so worth it?
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 20k+, favs: 23, follows: 26, updated: 11/22/2022 published: 3/21/2021, Tyler, Brady, Mr. Coconut, Jasmine (Leshawna's friend)
451Total Drama Generations! » Set after RR. After the low ratings of the over-the-top TDAS and TDPI, Chris returns to Wawanakwa. 18 contestants: 6 from TDI, TDROTI, and TDPI, are brought back for a fierce competition of last one standing. All three gens mix for the first time, and both drama and romance reach an all time high. Who will win the toughest season yet?...Also, AleHeather host the Aftermaths, yikes!
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 24, words: 288k+, favs: 184, follows: 181, updated: 5/11/2022 published: 6/18/2019, [Alejandro, Heather] Chris M., Chef Hatchet
70 Total Shinobi Island! » Total Drama Island AU. Twenty-two Naruto characters are brought onto a summer-camp reality show to compete for 100,000 dollars. They are voted out by each other one by one, and the last one standing wins the prize. Warning: Contains melodrama, love, hate, bold strategies, crazy challenges, wacky adventures and revolting bowl cuts. (14/22 ninja remain)
Naruto & Total Drama series, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 80k+, favs: 87, follows: 103, updated: 1/3/2021 published: 5/28/2019, [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
222What If? » Multi-chap. What if Noah hadn't been eliminated in I See London? What if DI had more seasons? What if Gwent didn't break up? This is a collection of those "what if's", and what would happen for the rest of the season after the fact! Suggestions COULD be used, and how do YOU think these situations would've gone down? Let me know! Next up: What If The Killer Bass had voted for Sadie?
Total Drama series, T, English, chapters: 7, words: 37k+, favs: 116, follows: 103, updated: 6/4/2020 published: 11/16/2015
229Will to Live » Basically a story I started eons ago that gets the occasional update. Zombie apocalypse and people up and DIE. Good ol' Cheffy is the leader, and now that I kinda know how to write I'm pulling together some semblance of a plot. Lightly inspired by TWD, tone-wise. Includes TDI-TDRR characters. If you like zombies, gritty deaths & grim situations, this is the story for you.
Total Drama series, T, English, Horror & Adventure, chapters: 17, words: 49k+, favs: 83, follows: 96, updated: 10/17/2019 published: 3/14/2013, Chef Hatchet, Harold, Brick, Jo
34A Dramatic Storybook » A collection of Total Drama One-Shots. Ranging from romance to angst and everything in between with any assortment of characters. Whatever strikes my muse at the time, really. Suggestions are considered. Feedback is appreciated. Previous One-Shot: Christmas Crack Couples. Current One-Shot: Heather watches Alejandro beat up Jose from the Playa and gets all fuzzy.
Total Drama series, T, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 18, follows: 15, updated: 7/23/2019 published: 6/8/2016
7Operation Phoenix Barty Crouch Jr was ordered to kill Harry's class and bring Harry to Voldemort. He fails, but kills 90% of Harry's year. The few survivors decide to work with the Ministry to become elite wizards and eventually spearhead the counterattack against Voldemort. They find themselves learning advanced combat magic and being forced to live with each other. (Pairing info at end of Ch1)
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 22, 10/15/2018, Hermione G., Neville L., Blaise Z., Ernie M.
58 Sick Days » A week and a half after Naruto and Hinata's wedding, Shikamaru gets himself a mission to Suna so he can see his new girlfriend. Unfortunately, upon arrival he learns that Temari is sick with the flu! One thing is certain, its going to be a very troublesome couple of days.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 20k+, favs: 189, follows: 127, updated: 12/21/2017 published: 4/27/2017, [Temari, Shikamaru N.]
17 Inebriated A drunk husband is a flirty husband, and that suits Temari juuuust fine.
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 790, favs: 121, follows: 36, 4/27/2017, [Shikamaru N., Temari]
13 Eyes » Were they blue or green? A mix of both? They bothered Shikamaru more than they probably should've. As if she wasn't already troublesome enough...Alternatively, Temari has to deal with a word-fumbling jerk that sometimes makes her feel warm and fuzzy despite herself.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 81, follows: 29, updated: 3/15/2017 published: 3/8/2017, [Shikamaru N., Temari] Ino Y., Shikaku N.
1k+ Despair Island » What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series, T, English, Angst & Suspense, chapters: 30, words: 219k+, favs: 404, follows: 260, updated: 3/10/2017 published: 4/23/2014, Chris M.
15 Contentment There are two kinds of wives...the nagging, troublesome wife and the loving, comforting wife. Shikamaru is just glad he married someone who can be both.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 106, follows: 29, 2/18/2017, [Shikamaru N., Temari] Shikadai N.
13 Always There For You ShikaTema, slight AU. The Fifth Great Shinobi War has taken a devastating toll on Konoha. Temari accompanies her brother after the war to a five-Kage summit and gets reacquainted with the shell of a man she once thought she knew. She wants to help Shikamaru piece himself back together, because she isn't sure she can deal with looking at the pain in his eyes.
Naruto, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 7k+, favs: 75, follows: 23, 1/21/2017, [Shikamaru N., Temari] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
1k+ Total Drama Chaos! » Season 5. Thirty-eight contestants. Join I, Chris Mclean, as I host another season with the thirty-eight campers you've grown to love...seeing hurt! Tears, romance, strategy, the warm fuzzies and the heebie jeebies! We've got it all right here in this spectacular final season! Who will win the five million dollars? Find out right here! (Rewrite of first 14 chapters in progress.)
Total Drama series, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 42, words: 341k+, favs: 196, follows: 141, updated: 10/17/2015 published: 10/17/2012, Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Mr. Coconut
104Thirty Days » The day after Shawn gets back from TDPI, he gets ill, only to wake up and be told he has a rare form of brain cancer. Given thirty days until the operation that has a 5% success rate, Shawn, an orphan, decides to spend his likely very last thirty days with Jasmine by traveling to Australia to visit her. Join them on the adventures they have before the dreaded day comes. [On hiatus]
Total Drama series, T, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 38, follows: 42, updated: 4/3/2015 published: 9/3/2014, [Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn]
117 Heroes VS Villains! » [[CANCELLED DUE TO BOTH OF MY CO-WRITERS PERMANENT ABSENCE.]] When Chris needs to make a new season he decides that, instead of finding new contestants, he would bring back the best contestants that really left an impression on Total Drama and bring them all back for the ultimate game of Heroes VS. Villains. [[Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins and RedEyedWarrior.]]
Total Drama series, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 52k+, favs: 40, follows: 52, updated: 2/20/2015 published: 5/6/2014, Chris M., Courtney, Harold, Jo