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BlackFeathers 17 PM
Biography
Joined Oct '12

Sup.

Nickname: feathers

Age: And i would tell you this, why?

My Writer stautes: not sure but last time i got a teddy bear for my paper so id say decent

deviantart: ADreamRider (Tait) - DeviantArt

tumblr: HAHA WHAT?

I, my dear friends, am a theorist and would love to talk about anything if you want to talk ideas about anything. i will even look it up if i dont know it.

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if your a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!


I'm smiling because they haven't found the body yet!

The problem with reality is that there's no background music.

I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you this???

I'm not weird; you're just too normal.

Ever get the feeling that your being watched.

Dinosaurs aren't extinct, they're shy.

Don't judge a book by its movie.

Me? Sarcastic? Noooo...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Sometimes when I'm alone I try and move stuff with my mind.

Unfortunately, I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Some of my worse mistakes were haircuts.

It's not like someones going to bring you happiness on a silver platter...oohhh cookie!!

Don't play dumb with me - I'm better at it!

When in doubt - poke it with a stick

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while i was a suspect

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either

BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running, you better catch up.

I would be a morning person if it wasn't so early.

The two most commen elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity

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